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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: sadistic wonderful crackhouse first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Aggressive unholy pozpig plaza don't fucking say "look into your eyes"
if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Aggressive unholy pozpig plaza Or just knock her out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Mind-boggling frum church building mad cow disease No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM Author: Aggressive unholy pozpig plaza You're right. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Idiotic brethren background story (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Mind-boggling frum church building mad cow disease No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Sienna fiercely-loyal theater milk "Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Multi-colored amber hunting ground center I like this better.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Sapphire big puppy faggot firefighter whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: Fear-inspiring carnelian dilemma TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.
"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Frisky Friendly Grandma What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Sapphire big puppy faggot firefighter then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl. |
Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Rambunctious piazza ROTFLMAO (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: Contagious Set Double Fault Replace "eyes" with "tits." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: Anal Swollen Step-uncle's House at least with this, you'll make her laugh. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: Motley Ebony Death Wish she'll laugh regardless (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM Author: Galvanic cyan market Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: lascivious incel hall you have no game :( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: jet vibrant old irish cottage tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: Stirring violet wagecucks cruise ship Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: mustard histrionic police squad wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!
he is featured at the PLAYBOY
http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html
but you can also find his website
http://www.mysterymethod.com |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: 180 Brunch Elastic Band Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: ungodly ruddy patrolman base weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM Author: Sick cerebral marketing idea stage edited version: "Hi" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: Drab Hideous Resort Candlestick Maker Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."
Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch
Step 3: Kiss
Step 4: Bone |