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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
180 slate lodge gunner
  05/07/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/07/07
Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
180 slate lodge gunner
  05/07/07
titcr
black motley public bath multi-billionaire
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
snowy misanthropic church building
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
black motley public bath multi-billionaire
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
snowy misanthropic church building
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
black motley public bath multi-billionaire
  05/07/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
Sable ticket booth
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
Vigorous fanboi
  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/07/07
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
Sable ticket booth
  05/09/07
shivering cruise ship
  05/09/07
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
Outnumbered knife nursing home
  05/07/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/07/07
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
Lemon aggressive laser beams theater
  05/07/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/07/07
she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
Lemon aggressive laser beams theater
  05/07/07
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topaz coldplay fan jew
  05/07/07
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topaz coldplay fan jew
  05/07/07
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topaz coldplay fan jew
  05/07/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
Swashbuckling insane cuck
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
garnet office
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
adventurous dun mood library
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen
  05/09/07
scrabble?
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
tired
low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen
  05/09/07
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swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
Exciting Base
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
garnet office
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
saffron stage
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
Aromatic Clear Masturbator Kitty Cat
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
saffron stage
  05/09/07
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garnet office
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
Aromatic Clear Masturbator Kitty Cat
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
Sable ticket booth
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
Hot.
saffron stage
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
which school?
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
Vermilion Locus Hissy Fit
  05/09/07
bump
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
aweso
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
bright location
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
bright location
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
LOL, keep telling yourself that
bright location
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
bright location
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
bright location
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
bright location
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/09/07
when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
bright location
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/09/07
lulz
ruinous phenotype
  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
Mentally impaired boyish mediation trump supporter
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
Mentally impaired boyish mediation trump supporter
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Word.
Mentally impaired boyish mediation trump supporter
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Wait.
Bateful Filthy Shitlib
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
swollen magical half-breed sex offender
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
good luck dood
Ungodly vivacious incel french chef
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
bump
Startling church electric furnace
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
pale jap
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
pale jap
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
aqua razzle boistinker roast beef
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
blathering toilet seat
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
Vermilion Locus Hissy Fit
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
Startling church electric furnace
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
mahogany razzle-dazzle shrine yarmulke
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
i liked this.
Milky Geriatric Box Office Corn Cake
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
Vigorous fanboi
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
Vigorous fanboi
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
Mint senate sweet tailpipe
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
bright location
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
magenta talking persian cumskin
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
Swashbuckling insane cuck
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
magenta talking persian cumskin
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
sickened death wish address
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
sickened death wish address
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
sickened death wish address
  05/09/07
Condoms?
Chestnut Soul-stirring Parlour
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
Olive Karate
  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
jade state
  05/09/07
It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
frisky hospital potus
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
frisky hospital potus
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
Chestnut Soul-stirring Parlour
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
sickened death wish address
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
blathering toilet seat
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
Charcoal Electric Center Candlestick Maker
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
I don't care if this is true or not. 180
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
Mint senate sweet tailpipe
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
garnet office
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
buff set round eye
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
saffron stage
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
saffron stage
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
provocative effete area
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
jade state
  05/09/07
I agree with this.
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
pack
exhilarant sneaky criminal indian lodge
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
Frozen Fragrant Genital Piercing
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
Ivory autistic step-uncle's house
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
Ivory autistic step-uncle's house
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
ah, ok, gotcha
garnet office
  05/09/07
I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
Deep lascivious idiot
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
Deep lascivious idiot
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
saffron stage
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
Gunner by Association
Sable ticket booth
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
I thought you wanted something romantic
garnet office
  05/09/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
Frozen Fragrant Genital Piercing
  05/11/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
Deep lascivious idiot
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
garnet office
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
Vermilion Locus Hissy Fit
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
Big Flushed Meetinghouse Water Buffalo
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
White menage quadroon
  05/10/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
Ivory autistic step-uncle's house
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
sickened death wish address
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
Ivory autistic step-uncle's house
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
haunting pit
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
Ebony galvanic home pervert
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/10/07
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Carmine Pisswyrm Temple
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
Orange vibrant lettuce plaza
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
saffron stage
  05/10/07
TITCB
Ivory autistic step-uncle's house
  05/11/07
Bump.
sickened death wish address
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
Frozen Fragrant Genital Piercing
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
Milky Geriatric Box Office Corn Cake
  05/12/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
Razzmatazz cocky idea he suggested school cafeteria
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
chartreuse national
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
lime space
  05/13/07
I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
chartreuse national
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
lime space
  05/13/07
One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
chartreuse national
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
curious maroon mad-dog skullcap elastic band
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
pale jap
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
chartreuse national
  05/13/07
I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
Citrine hairraiser theater stage
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
Ebony galvanic home pervert
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
chartreuse national
  05/13/07
could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
i don't even know what a foam party is!
low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
Nudist arousing mexican house
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
Nudist arousing mexican house
  05/13/07
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
chartreuse national
  05/13/07
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mischievous aphrodisiac haunted graveyard friendly grandma
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
Cowardly greedy kitty
  05/13/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/13/07
BAM!
Buck-toothed property
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
saffron stage
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
Laughsome Insanely Creepy Roommate
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
Yellow theatre
  05/13/07
TITCR
spectacular factory reset button
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
saffron stage
  05/14/07
my favorite part
garnet office
  05/14/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
Did you take her to the airport?
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
Are you both going to do to the same LS?
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
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Erotic flatulent black woman point
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Swashbuckling insane cuck
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
lol flame
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  05/15/07
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
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bright location
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled
bright location
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Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse
  05/15/07
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood. good stor...
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  05/15/07
whoopth.
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  05/15/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=6...
Cordovan Mental Disorder University
  05/15/07
WTF happened?
sickened death wish address
  05/15/07
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
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  05/15/07
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romanti...
buff set round eye
  05/15/07
Its all gone!
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it was real...?
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update please!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
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whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!
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haunting pit
  04/24/08
wtf is this shit ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE...
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  04/24/08
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  04/24/08
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  10/17/08


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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: 180 slate lodge gunner

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: 180 slate lodge gunner

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: black motley public bath multi-billionaire

titcr

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: snowy misanthropic church building

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: black motley public bath multi-billionaire

tipping many fordham mares.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: snowy misanthropic church building

this can only end well right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: black motley public bath multi-billionaire

mare-tipping? of course.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Sable ticket booth

fuk, men r so simple

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: Vigorous fanboi

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Sable ticket booth

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: shivering cruise ship
Subject:

what do you know?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: Outnumbered knife nursing home

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: Lemon aggressive laser beams theater

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Lemon aggressive laser beams theater

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)



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Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: topaz coldplay fan jew



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: garnet office

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: garnet office

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling insane cuck

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

lololol great stuff

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: garnet office

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: adventurous dun mood library

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

scrabble?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen

tired

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Exciting Base

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: garnet office

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: garnet office

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: saffron stage

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: Aromatic Clear Masturbator Kitty Cat

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: saffron stage

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: garnet office

...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: Aromatic Clear Masturbator Kitty Cat

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Sable ticket booth

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: saffron stage

Hot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

which school?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Vermilion Locus Hissy Fit

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

aweso

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: bright location

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: bright location

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: bright location

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: bright location

it's just my jealousy talking

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: bright location

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: bright location

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

don't make fun of my son like that!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: bright location

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype (you're my double shadow)

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Mentally impaired boyish mediation trump supporter

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Mentally impaired boyish mediation trump supporter

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: Mentally impaired boyish mediation trump supporter

Word.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Bateful Filthy Shitlib

Wait.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: swollen magical half-breed sex offender

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Ungodly vivacious incel french chef

good luck dood

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Startling church electric furnace

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: pale jap

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: pale jap

close enough. :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: aqua razzle boistinker roast beef

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: blathering toilet seat

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Locus Hissy Fit

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Startling church electric furnace

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: mahogany razzle-dazzle shrine yarmulke

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: Milky Geriatric Box Office Corn Cake

i liked this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: Vigorous fanboi

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: Vigorous fanboi

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Mint senate sweet tailpipe

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: bright location

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: magenta talking persian cumskin

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling insane cuck

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: magenta talking persian cumskin

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

No, keep the updates coming.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Pics, please.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: Chestnut Soul-stirring Parlour

Condoms?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Olive Karate

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: jade state

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: frisky hospital potus

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: frisky hospital potus

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

titcr

definitely

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Chestnut Soul-stirring Parlour

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: blathering toilet seat

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: Charcoal Electric Center Candlestick Maker

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: garnet office

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Mint senate sweet tailpipe

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: garnet office

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: buff set round eye

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: garnet office

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: garnet office

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: garnet office

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: garnet office

no i just date azn girls

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: saffron stage

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: saffron stage

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: provocative effete area

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: jade state

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: garnet office

I agree with this.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: exhilarant sneaky criminal indian lodge

pack

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: Frozen Fragrant Genital Piercing

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: Ivory autistic step-uncle's house

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Ivory autistic step-uncle's house

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: garnet office

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: garnet office

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: garnet office

ah, ok, gotcha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: Deep lascivious idiot

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Deep lascivious idiot

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: saffron stage

You don't get it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Sable ticket booth

Gunner by Association

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: garnet office

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: garnet office

I thought you wanted something romantic

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Frozen Fragrant Genital Piercing

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)



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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Deep lascivious idiot

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: garnet office

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Vermilion Locus Hissy Fit

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Big Flushed Meetinghouse Water Buffalo

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: White menage quadroon

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: Ivory autistic step-uncle's house

You better update us throughout

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Holy shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Ivory autistic step-uncle's house

bump because I like this thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: haunting pit

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Ebony galvanic home pervert

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

one of my favorite threads

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Carmine Pisswyrm Temple



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)



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Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Orange vibrant lettuce plaza

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)



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Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: saffron stage

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Ivory autistic step-uncle's house

TITCB

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Bump.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)



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Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Frozen Fragrant Genital Piercing

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)



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Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Milky Geriatric Box Office Corn Cake

did kubrickfan get better?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)



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Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)



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Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen

i love you dude.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)



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Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz cocky idea he suggested school cafeteria

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)



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Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen

i feel all warm inside!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: chartreuse national

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: lime space

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: chartreuse national

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: lime space

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: chartreuse national

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: curious maroon mad-dog skullcap elastic band

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: pale jap

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: chartreuse national

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Citrine hairraiser theater stage

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Ebony galvanic home pervert

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

so do u write for a living?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: chartreuse national

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: low-t multi-colored dilemma liquid oxygen

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Nudist arousing mexican house

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Nudist arousing mexican house

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: chartreuse national

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: mischievous aphrodisiac haunted graveyard friendly grandma



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: Cowardly greedy kitty

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Buck-toothed property

BAM!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: saffron stage

Bump. Awesome thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Insanely Creepy Roommate

Help!!! Creepy Stalker wants to follow me to London!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling bawdyhouse rigor

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: Yellow theatre

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)



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Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button

TITCR

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)



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Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: saffron stage

Bump for updates.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)



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Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: garnet office
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Did you take her to the airport?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

When was the last time you spoke?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: Erotic flatulent black woman point



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling insane cuck

Take the LSAT yet?

What is the deal with LSAT Preptests 1-6?

Ways to improve focus on LSAT?

Hypoglycemic. With a doctor's note, can I eat during the LSAT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

lol flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: bright location



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: bright location

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Iridescent Floppy Crackhouse



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: passionate house-broken principal's office generalized bond

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: blathering toilet seat

whoopth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: Cordovan Mental Disorder University

What are some things you like to yell at baseball games?

Drunkenly started my paper

Would you date any of the black girls in your law school?

Just decided not to do a murder-suicide copycat at Hastings Law

XOXO thread causes evacuation of Hastings Law

Black NCSU Professor: "The White race must be exterminated&

JDate: a pretty shitty source of girls nowadays

AND THE BIGGEST NAPPY HEAD HO AWARD GOES TO........

Halle Berry is still hot

met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

UC Hastings evacuation open thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: sickened death wish address

WTF happened?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: wine appetizing antidepressant drug faggotry

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)



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Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: buff set round eye

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)



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Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: Impressive henna nowag famous landscape painting

Its all gone!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)



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Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: duck-like site

it was real...?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Impressive henna nowag famous landscape painting

update please!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Arrogant Keepsake Machete Halford

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)



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Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: Umber offensive hall

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)



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Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: haunting pit



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Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: stimulating sanctuary windowlicker

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)



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Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: haunting pit

were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers of it were copied and reposted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)



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Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: haunting pit

SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)