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The washing machine has an off button.
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Washing machines do the laundry.
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A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
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Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
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A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
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A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
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  09/11/07
I'm confused.
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A washing machine looks good without clothes.
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Neither of them wear bras.
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  09/25/07
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  09/20/07
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Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
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A washing machine can't grow a mustache
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Awkward tattoo casino

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: avocado house-broken wrinkle

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)



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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: arrogant free-loading address azn

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Orange business firm

The washing machine has an off button.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

Some washing machines are attractive.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

excellent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: motley school cafeteria

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
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(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Awkward tattoo casino

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: avocado house-broken wrinkle

lololol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines do the laundry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

Not bad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Greedy locale

People fuck washing machines.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Greedy locale

About ten pounds.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Awkward tattoo casino

This one is good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)



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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: Opaque location

179

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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Awkward tattoo casino

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

A washing machine knows its place.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Fluffy provocative idea he suggested toilet seat

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Razzle temple

A washing machine can be delicate

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: soggy box office

this made me laugh for some reason

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed cuck clown

*lol*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: very tactful native

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: very tactful native

I'm confused.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house juggernaut

just horrible.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: big blathering gaping haunted graveyard

Decent

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Awkward tattoo casino

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Light abnormal deer antler dragon

polite applause

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine has more curves.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Concupiscible Roast Beef Bawdyhouse

Good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Concupiscible Roast Beef Bawdyhouse

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Greedy locale

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Concupiscible Roast Beef Bawdyhouse

*high five*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Dashing people who are hurt

underrated

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: aromatic translucent pisswyrm

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: haunting insecure doctorate school

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Awkward tattoo casino

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Concupiscible Roast Beef Bawdyhouse

Excellent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Neither of them wear bras.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: soggy box office

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Heehee.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

excellent.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: soggy box office

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Heh, heh, heh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house juggernaut

nice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Center

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Greedy locale

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Men want washing machines.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: bisexual cerebral abode

underratted

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: splenetic private investor

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Greedy locale
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Outnumbered hospital useless brakes

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

Not bad at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: magenta step-uncle's house juggernaut

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Irradiated university main people

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: histrionic dead coffee pot idiot

This one's my favorite.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)



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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)



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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Carmine zippy athletic conference

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)



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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: arrogant free-loading address azn

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)



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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Opaque location

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Comical House Goal In Life

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: fragrant personal credit line

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Vivacious Chartreuse Field Mad Cow Disease

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)



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Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: big blathering gaping haunted graveyard

True dat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Pale Wonderful Ladyboy Corn Cake

washing machines have a warm cycle

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Comical House Goal In Life

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)



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Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: navy arousing set

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: spruce hairy legs water buffalo

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Tan hell

A washing machine can make partner.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Mint mexican

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Lavender halford

lol

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)



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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Comical House Goal In Life

ha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)



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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Mint mexican

fuck off

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)



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Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: heady really tough guy

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)



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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Library

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)



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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Comical House Goal In Life

*crickets*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)



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Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: charismatic principal's office
Subject: bump

more!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Comical House Goal In Life

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good patrolman blood rage

lulz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)



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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: cracking queen of the night messiness

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: fragrant personal credit line

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

lulz.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Greedy locale

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: talented ivory background story home

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Center

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Greedy locale

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all maniacal double fault

Loads.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Lilac keepsake machete

Underrated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed Multi-colored Center

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Know-it-all maniacal double fault

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: fragrant personal credit line

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)



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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Pontificating tripping indian lodge

luluz

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)



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Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Comical House Goal In Life

180

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)



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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Yapping Hall



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)



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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dingle berry hominid

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller menage



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: overrated ultramarine volcanic crater

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: supple puce degenerate sex offender

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: contagious liquid oxygen

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Elite ocher parlor mad-dog skullcap

This is underrated.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring aquamarine pocket flask generalized bond

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: godawful carnelian filthpig

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Dark deranged selfie goyim

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: supple puce degenerate sex offender

Hahahahaha

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: contagious liquid oxygen

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller menage

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty sanctuary

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty sanctuary

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty sanctuary

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: slap-happy sooty sanctuary

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Chrome Milk Cumskin

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Excitant cordovan theater stage

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Chrome Milk Cumskin

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: Appetizing mahogany macaca

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Titillating forum ratface

washing machines can drive

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)



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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Curious Trailer Park Masturbator

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: bat shit crazy thriller menage

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)



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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Startling windowlicker

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)