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JuliaRetarded: Back from Modeling in Paris, Taking ?'s.

How can I help you losers with my wealth of fascinating expe...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Please stop. You cannot hope to rival Julia's unintentional...
Ebony odious potus
  08/09/04
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
You're one of the most beautiful horse-faced persons I have ...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
My tits and nose are real btw. It's wonderful to resemble...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
My butt-hole is stretched.
bipolar big persian son of senegal
  08/09/04
Julia Re-fucked by 55 year old cock in the ass-- my boyfrie...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Thank you.
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Good Gracious I am laughing so hard right now. Someone pass ...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
I eat botox for breakfast.
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
165 for the thread as a whole.
Dull overrated trailer park
  08/09/04
165 got me into NYU; but, I turned them down to further my m...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
FYI, the money I make modeling is far more than the amount I...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Am I really that fascinating to you fools, or are you just t...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Is it true that you can only sleep standing up?
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
is it true that you discovered cold-fusion in 1995?
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Yes; but, I had to turn down the Nobel prize because of the ...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
how did you swing a 42 MCAT score? or did you beat the scale...
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Aside from my natural brilliance, I studied while I was in t...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Actually, that's not far from the truth -- I used to take te...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
ahahah that's funny on so many levels.
Light stead
  08/09/04
Excellent usage of the semi-colon. Is there another colon yo...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
If I get any more fissures, I'll need surgery. I'd rather g...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Who the fuck ever told you people that I was some big-time m...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Your boyfriend (the part-time I-banker / part-time shooting ...
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Uh-huh.
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Whatever are you talking about? I am the Most Beautiful Mode...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
I have nice, thick hair and my nose is alright. My chin I do...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
I heard JPL conducted a wind tunnel study in your nostril.
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
Hilarious. Seriously, though, my nose is normal --not pretty...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
You have the nose of an Arab camel merchant.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Try again. I'm an Arab, and while my nose is not dainty and ...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Looks like a can opener to me.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
In addition to my career in modeling, acting, radio show hos...
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
HA!
orange parlor
  08/09/04
...
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Im getting dizzy reading this
Impressive place of business dopamine
  08/09/04
my photos also have that effect on people.
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
If I don't douche daily, I can also knock you unconscious wi...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Are you implying that you are Julia-Reposessed-by-Satan?
Impressive place of business dopamine
  08/09/04
got a 9.2 on hotornot.com
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Actually, my current scor(based on 1000's of votes) is a 9.8...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
You would have a 5 if you were not naked.
Rebellious motley abode
  08/09/04
No, the 9.2 he was referring to is actually a pure head-shot...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
I do have a 5 in my no-makeup no-boobs photo. http://www.ho...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Uncanny. I really thought it was me for a second there.
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
This photo IS me. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Who gave me the bruised left eye?
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
Donkey punched by my geezer boyfriend.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Sigh. No one bruised me, I simply wasn't wearing any makeup...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
All of these idiots are wrong. I had an accident down at th...
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Your life must have meaning now.
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
i would describe you as decent, like a 7.5 hse which takes y...
Light stead
  08/09/04
OK. That doesn't impact me either way, and is actually prett...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Your looks and brains are sub-par. What do you have that's ...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Oh, stop flaming, moron.
orange parlor
  08/09/04
you definitely see yourself as much more than a 7.5 otherwis...
Light stead
  08/09/04
I never talk about that. I have said I'm attractive or above...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
You are really actually very scarey looking, you were kind o...
aggressive garrison
  08/09/04
I'm done. You just wanna insult me for no reason. Have agoo...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Actually, I want to insult you because you are annoying. An...
aggressive garrison
  08/09/04
you can't use impact as an intransitive verb.
silver travel guidebook international law enforcement agency
  08/09/04
There there Fun Shine Care Bear, you must be just jealous of...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
I don't have a booming modeling career, disphit: I get stead...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Do you get paid for any of that?
Rebellious motley abode
  08/09/04
Yes. That's how I earn a living.I filmed and produced a comp...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
I thought you work for a defense consulting firm.
Rebellious motley abode
  08/09/04
i'm also a sr partner at the carlyle group.
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
Dude, you're cracking me up, whoever you are.
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
...
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
I'm laughing my ass off. Well done.
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
I do, but it's a per-project-payment gig, so it's not steady...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Really? Quelle chance! I have a nifty dingleberry right now....
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
Not as cool as my little device. The thing has so many nifty...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
You'd be surprised what you could do with a dingleberry. If...
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
FYI: My AM radio show is owned by a very prestigious man who...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Nobody pays me anything, as I OWN the show. My earnings come...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Tell the truth. You have to pay to put the show on the air,...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Yes, dumbass --that's what I said: I OWN THE SHOW AND ALL RI...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
So you net about $50 per month during December and lose mone...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
No, we npay $500/month for the air-time, and sell ads for $1...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Youd be better off sucking dudes off on the net.
aggressive garrison
  08/09/04
You're talking about revenues of $10000 per month. I assume...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
I have a co-host, moron,so we split that. If you don't beli...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
I don't believe you make half of $100000 on the radio show. ...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Research it, then. Try it. It's not difficult --You've just ...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
You'd make more money recycling aluminum cans.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
My AM radio show is quite prestigious. Though I am not liste...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Sigh. Our show is not huge,and not even listed on that site...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
In fact, our most recent guest was a dingleberry from Austri...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
Will you be interviewing your genital warts?
aggressive garrison
  08/09/04
Do you have genital warts? You seem to be unduly fascinated ...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Why Julia, this is the first time I have brought them up? S...
aggressive garrison
  08/09/04
We live together, and he gets up to work in the morning, whi...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Getting up for work in the morning is no excuse for not tear...
aggressive garrison
  08/09/04
Why do you hate white people so much?
Impressive place of business dopamine
  08/09/04
Because I envy turned up noses, smooth skin, and shiny hair.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
I don't AT ALL. I hate the silly mentality of many AMERICAN ...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
You could be staying with the same guy because you both have...
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  08/09/04
Racist bitch.
insane mahogany pervert
  08/09/04
I'm no racist -- I speak the truth. If you've ever been to a...
orange parlor
  08/09/04
Don't fight THE MAN, we win in the end.
Hilarious hairy legs
  01/31/05
167
insane mahogany pervert
  08/09/04
that's what i go the first time i look the lsat. of course,...
Cracking crackhouse clown
  08/09/04
I used my URM status to get into NYU. I lost the acceptance ...
yapping sneaky criminal
  08/09/04
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Wonderful telephone stock car
  08/09/04
best thread in months.
razzle-dazzle lilac psychic fat ankles
  08/09/04
correct. this thread = 175
Emerald station
  08/09/04
177
Impressive place of business dopamine
  08/09/04
...
self-absorbed marketing idea market
  08/09/04
Funniest thread since the migration from PR.
Doobsian outnumbered trust fund halford
  08/09/04
No, the funniest was the one that lured Leiter into posting ...
Territorial liquid oxygen
  08/09/04
someone lured Leiter into posting tubgirl? how?
marvelous up-to-no-good idiot stain
  08/09/04
It was when the new U.S. News rankings were leaked. They wer...
Territorial liquid oxygen
  08/09/04
that is fucking awesome. I bet someone alerted him pretty q...
marvelous up-to-no-good idiot stain
  08/09/04
Hilarious. Fucking great.
Twinkling church building yarmulke
  08/09/04
This deserves to be bumped. People need a good laugh in the ...
hairraiser kink-friendly casino goyim
  08/10/04
*Bump* this was a classic
diverse toaster
  10/28/04
I'm back from retirement, in case you hadn't noticed.
Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon
  10/29/04
Bump
Claret twisted stag film fanboi
  11/18/04
Bump
spectacular fiercely-loyal chapel twinkling uncleanness
  12/09/04
another classic julia thread.
Claret twisted stag film fanboi
  01/31/05
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
Razzmatazz Milk
  01/31/05
180 squared
Swashbuckling Pontificating Lodge Ladyboy
  01/31/05
I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the foo...
Razzmatazz Milk
  02/03/05
...
Puce parlour
  11/02/05
long overdue
Navy Floppy Gay Wizard Brunch
  03/21/07


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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

How can I help you losers with my wealth of fascinating experiences?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1143994)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:09 AM
Author: Ebony odious potus

Please stop. You cannot hope to rival Julia's unintentional self-parody.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144009)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144016)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:31 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

You're one of the most beautiful horse-faced persons I have ever laid eyes upon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144114)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:35 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

My tits and nose are real btw.

It's wonderful to resemble someone famous for looking great in a dress, Jamie Farr.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144146)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:37 AM
Author: bipolar big persian son of senegal

My butt-hole is stretched.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144166)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:47 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

Julia Re-fucked by 55 year old cock in the ass--

my boyfriend may be small and quite unattractive; however he makes a lot of money and works only 39 hours a week.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144244)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:38 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

Thank you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144177)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:48 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

Good Gracious I am laughing so hard right now. Someone pass me the anti-wrinkle cream, quickly!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144259)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

I eat botox for breakfast.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144283)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:41 AM
Author: Dull overrated trailer park

165 for the thread as a whole.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144192)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:42 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

165 got me into NYU; but, I turned them down to further my medical career. Modeling pays the bills though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144205)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:45 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

FYI, the money I make modeling is far more than the amount I would make as an attorney. I am a PAID model.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144230)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:44 AM
Author: orange parlor

Am I really that fascinating to you fools, or are you just tremendously uncreative in your search for entertainment?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144216)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Is it true that you can only sleep standing up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144235)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:47 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

is it true that you discovered cold-fusion in 1995?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144245)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:49 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Yes; but, I had to turn down the Nobel prize because of the demands of my modeling career. I was modeling in Milan at the time and couldn't break away to Stockholm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144266)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:50 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

how did you swing a 42 MCAT score? or did you beat the scale and get a 49?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144270)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Aside from my natural brilliance, I studied while I was in the makeup chair at every modeling shoot.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144297)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:54 AM
Author: orange parlor

Actually, that's not far from the truth -- I used to take text-books with me to acting jobs/sets during undergrad. Lots of people in that industry who are also in college do.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144314)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: Light stead

ahahah that's funny on so many levels.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144352)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

Excellent usage of the semi-colon. Is there another colon you also enjoy "using?"

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144281)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

If I get any more fissures, I'll need surgery. I'd rather give oral; but, my nose gets in the way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144321)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:52 AM
Author: orange parlor

Who the fuck ever told you people that I was some big-time model?

I do lots of small-time, primarily local gigs, because obviously, I am short, voluptuous and nowhere near beautiful enough to be a international/top model.Get a clue, folks.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144285)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

Your boyfriend (the part-time I-banker / part-time shooting guard for the Knicks / Fields Medal winner).

He logged on last night and took questions.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144301)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: orange parlor

Uh-huh.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144318)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

Whatever are you talking about? I am the Most Beautiful Model in the World. My Jay Leno chin, bulbous nose and coarse horse hair are all the rage right now in the industry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144320)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: orange parlor

I have nice, thick hair and my nose is alright. My chin I don't care for, particularly.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144331)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

I heard JPL conducted a wind tunnel study in your nostril.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144358)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: orange parlor

Hilarious. Seriously, though, my nose is normal --not pretty, not ugly. I'm well aware of my unnatractive features,and my nose is not really problematic --my chin and under-eyes are.My hair gets lots of compliments and is thick and healthy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144372)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

You have the nose of an Arab camel merchant.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144396)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: orange parlor

Try again. I'm an Arab, and while my nose is not dainty and pretty, it's not a fucking avian-type disaster. It's fine. I'm sorry you disagree.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144407)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Looks like a can opener to me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144460)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

In addition to my career in modeling, acting, radio show hosting, and defense contracting, I also export my nostril hair to toilet brush manufacturers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144418)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: orange parlor

HA!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144423)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144375)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:48 AM
Author: Impressive place of business dopamine

Im getting dizzy reading this

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144258)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:49 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

my photos also have that effect on people.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144262)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

If I don't douche daily, I can also knock you unconscious with my coochie stank.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144278)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Impressive place of business dopamine

Are you implying that you are Julia-Reposessed-by-Satan?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144305)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:54 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

got a 9.2 on hotornot.com

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144312)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:56 AM
Author: orange parlor

Actually, my current scor(based on 1000's of votes) is a 9.8

I know that means very little, but I thought I should correct you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144327)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: Rebellious motley abode

You would have a 5 if you were not naked.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144334)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: orange parlor

No, the 9.2 he was referring to is actually a pure head-shot(neck up ONLY) taken with my web-cam.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144363)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

I do have a 5 in my no-makeup no-boobs photo.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KEEMERE&key=ATJ

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144420)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:18 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

Uncanny. I really thought it was me for a second there.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144466)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:22 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

This photo IS me.

Julia's Ugly Picture is Up On HotorNot.com!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144483)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

Who gave me the bruised left eye?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144494)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:29 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Donkey punched by my geezer boyfriend.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144520)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:30 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

Sigh.

No one bruised me, I simply wasn't wearing any makeup. This is me, in my natural state. I look a bit like Kate Moss, don't you think? I think Calvin Klein should put me in those au naturale photo shoots of his.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144529)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:32 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

All of these idiots are wrong. I had an accident down at the linear accelerater (slipped and fell while deep in thought) when i was trying to resolve the heisenberg uncertainty principle

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144539)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

Your life must have meaning now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144339)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Light stead

i would describe you as decent, like a 7.5 hse which takes you down a notch to like 6.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144366)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: orange parlor

OK. That doesn't impact me either way, and is actually pretty close to how I'd describe myself, too. Some people think I'm unattractive, others think I'm very attractive. I'm just content to be pleased with myself and have enough people think I'm attractive enough to get steady tv/film work.

I'm no beauty, but I'm a normally attractive girl with some very good and some sub-par features.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144390)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Your looks and brains are sub-par. What do you have that's even par?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144406)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:09 AM
Author: orange parlor

Oh, stop flaming, moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144409)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: Light stead

you definitely see yourself as much more than a 7.5 otherwise you wouldn't talk so much about how good you think you look.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144549)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:37 AM
Author: orange parlor

I never talk about that. I have said I'm attractive or above-average, both of which correlate with about a 7 or 8. Find me a thread where I claim to be beautiful or gorgeous.Answer: You won't find one, because no such thread exists.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144566)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: aggressive garrison

You are really actually very scarey looking, you were kind of cute when you had some flesh on your bones, but the recent pics look like skeltor... not pretty.

Though Im sure you could grace the cover of crackwhore magazine.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144585)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:41 AM
Author: orange parlor

I'm done. You just wanna insult me for no reason. Have agood night.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144592)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:49 AM
Author: aggressive garrison

Actually, I want to insult you because you are annoying. And Im really being honest. The pics I have seen recently remind me of the hollow eyed stares of Nazi death camp survivors.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144627)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 6:23 PM
Author: silver travel guidebook international law enforcement agency

you can't use impact as an intransitive verb.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1148445)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:50 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

There there Fun Shine Care Bear, you must be just jealous of my booming modeling career. It will pass in time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144269)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: orange parlor

I don't have a booming modeling career, disphit: I get steady Spanish-language acting work , have a decent radio show, and get small-time modeling gigs. Quit the bullshit, because I never claimed to be anything else. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144299)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Rebellious motley abode

Do you get paid for any of that?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144317)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: orange parlor

Yes. That's how I earn a living.I filmed and produced a completely unspectacular import-car tv show last night in both English and Spanish.Obviously, it's not gonna make me famous, or anything, but it pays really well, and I get national tv exposure in both languages as a show host, interviewer,and producer. Despite the fact that the content is inane, it's solid experience and a nice paycheck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144357)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Rebellious motley abode

I thought you work for a defense consulting firm.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144361)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:02 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

i'm also a sr partner at the carlyle group.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144368)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

Dude, you're cracking me up, whoever you are.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144373)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144389)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

I'm laughing my ass off. Well done.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144401)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: orange parlor

I do, but it's a per-project-payment gig, so it's not steady income, unless the project volume increases substantially. It's a sweet gig, though, in that I have a mangerial title to put on my resume and I get a nifty blackberry/cell phone/wireless internet device.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144402)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

Really? Quelle chance! I have a nifty dingleberry right now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144425)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:16 AM
Author: orange parlor

Not as cool as my little device. The thing has so many nifty functions!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144453)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:19 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

You'd be surprised what you could do with a dingleberry.

If you collected enough, you could make a tall glass of bubble tea.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144471)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

FYI: My AM radio show is owned by a very prestigious man who also sells fabulous used cars on the side. He pays me $9 an hour to talk on his fantastic, popular, booming AM radio show. Please show some respect.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144337)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: orange parlor

Nobody pays me anything, as I OWN the show. My earnings come directly from sponsors.

Yeah, the owner of THE STATION is a megalomaniac multi-millionaire of a senile Italian dude who also owns a huge dealership in town and has whole wings of Loyola Hospital named after him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144415)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:14 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Tell the truth. You have to pay to put the show on the air, and then you try to resell the time to advertizers.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144440)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: orange parlor

Yes, dumbass --that's what I said: I OWN THE SHOW AND ALL RIGHTS TO IT, INCLUDING ADVERTISING SALES.

We pay a monthly rate to the station owner, but all the sponsor proceeds are OURS.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144463)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:21 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

So you net about $50 per month during December and lose money for the other 11 months. You're talking about a vanity project, not a career and not even a job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144479)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: orange parlor

No, we npay $500/month for the air-time, and sell ads for $150/30 secs and average 7-8 mins of ads an hour(one hour per week).

It's not difficult to sell ads if you have decent show in a large market --- every small business can afford our rates, as they're exceedingly reasonable for ashow that's heard all-over Chicago-land.

No, it's not a career, nor a job --It's a wonderful hobby that gets me some great exposure and experience, while generating decent income. Not too shabby, IMO.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144493)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:33 AM
Author: aggressive garrison

Youd be better off sucking dudes off on the net.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144545)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

You're talking about revenues of $10000 per month. I assume your production costs are negligible; so, you're claiming a net income of over $100000 per year from your radio show. I don't believe you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144553)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:39 AM
Author: orange parlor

I have a co-host, moron,so we split that.

If you don't believe me, why don't you look into the radio industry yourself. Find a small-medium sized am station that sells time blocks, create a show proposal, and go for it. If you have any talent/skill/pizazz, you, too can have this.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144577)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:43 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

I don't believe you make half of $100000 on the radio show. I don't believe you make one tenth of $100000.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144599)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:46 AM
Author: orange parlor

Research it, then. Try it. It's not difficult --You've just gotta generate new show ideas weekly, have a lot of initiative in doing research, getting good guests, selling ads, promoting the show, on top of having a good radio voice,and being fluid and articulate. I invest an average of 15-20 hrs/week on this.

I'm telling you -- it requires effort, ingenuity, entrepeneuralism and a little talent, but you can make a solid chunk of change at this.I strongly suggest you try it if you're at all good at speaking/interviewing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144613)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:58 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

You'd make more money recycling aluminum cans.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144671)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

My AM radio show is quite prestigious. Though I am not listed in the official list of the AM "featured stars," as Boondocks pointed out, I am still quite prestigious. A sleazy italian used car dealer gave me the spot if I promised him a free pass to my strip club performance for him and his buddies.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144462)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:20 AM
Author: orange parlor

Sigh.

Our show is not huge,and not even listed on that site(because it's a new, once-weekly show). I NEVER claimed it was a huge show --just that it's growing,doing well in terms of sponsorships, and that we get pretty decent guests.

We'll be streaming on-line and have our own site up next month,t hough, so out-of-town folk can listen to it if they want. We're alao talking to syndicators,as well as WLS and WGN> The show may end up being a complete bust or a huge success; either way, I'm enjoying it immensely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144477)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

In fact, our most recent guest was a dingleberry from Austria. It is quite difficult to have a guest dingleburry from across the ocean, on my show!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144490)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:30 AM
Author: aggressive garrison

Will you be interviewing your genital warts?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144527)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: orange parlor

Do you have genital warts? You seem to be unduly fascinated by them.

I'll tecah you a little bit about STD prevention, however, since you seem to be so worried.

I don't have std's because:

I'm in a 4-year monogamous relationship. I'm not a stupid white chick or dumb cracker college kid who goes to bars to "hook up" with people. I have sex with one partner, for years at a time, hence, no disease.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144557)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:38 AM
Author: aggressive garrison

Why Julia, this is the first time I have brought them up? Speaking of which... 4 year monogamous relationship yet you are up quite often at all hours of the night....

Youre a modern 21st Century gurl, I assume you are letting your man bang other women or something? Or does he just have no stamina?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144576)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: orange parlor

We live together, and he gets up to work in the morning, while I sleep 'till 11. Are you just that stupid?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144583)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:47 AM
Author: aggressive garrison

Getting up for work in the morning is no excuse for not tearing up that ass.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144615)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:44 AM
Author: Impressive place of business dopamine

Why do you hate white people so much?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144603)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:47 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

Because I envy turned up noses, smooth skin, and shiny hair.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144618)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:49 AM
Author: orange parlor

I don't AT ALL. I hate the silly mentality of many AMERICAN WHITES, but I also dislike the ghetto mentaloty of some urban blacks,etc. My bf is white,a dn I have lots of white friends. I just like decent, intelligent people.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144625)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:45 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

You could be staying with the same guy because you both have Herpes.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144609)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:48 AM
Author: insane mahogany pervert

Racist bitch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144621)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:51 AM
Author: orange parlor

I'm no racist -- I speak the truth. If you've ever been to any college bar, you know what I'm saying is true. I apologize if this describes your behavior, but it's not my fault if you're a promiscuous "hook-up" bar type. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144635)



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Date: January 31st, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Hilarious hairy legs

Don't fight THE MAN, we win in the end.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038706)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: insane mahogany pervert

167

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144323)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: Cracking crackhouse clown

that's what i go the first time i look the lsat. of course, i completely forgot to do the games section, but i managed to get everything else perfect!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144330)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:59 AM
Author: yapping sneaky criminal

I used my URM status to get into NYU. I lost the acceptance letter though; somehow it got stuck up the ass of my 80 year old boyfriend with tapered leg khakis.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144343)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Wonderful telephone stock car

This thread is fucking hilarious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144359)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle lilac psychic fat ankles

best thread in months.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144435)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:15 AM
Author: Emerald station

correct.

this thread = 175

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144444)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: Impressive place of business dopamine

177

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144459)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 10:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed marketing idea market



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1145387)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 10:51 AM
Author: Doobsian outnumbered trust fund halford

Funniest thread since the migration from PR.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1145467)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 2:24 PM
Author: Territorial liquid oxygen

No, the funniest was the one that lured Leiter into posting tubgirl. This is a good bet for the top ten, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1146776)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 3:04 PM
Author: marvelous up-to-no-good idiot stain

someone lured Leiter into posting tubgirl? how?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1147041)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 3:09 PM
Author: Territorial liquid oxygen

It was when the new U.S. News rankings were leaked. They were leaked first on here, and Leiter posted a link on his blog, only to have the author change the link to tubgirl. The first xoxo victory, if you will.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1147081)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 6:40 PM
Author: marvelous up-to-no-good idiot stain

that is fucking awesome. I bet someone alerted him pretty quickly, but still. I wonder if that gaffe got much circulation at UT?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1148525)



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Date: August 9th, 2004 10:35 PM
Author: Twinkling church building yarmulke

Hilarious. Fucking great.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1150087)



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Date: August 10th, 2004 9:38 AM
Author: hairraiser kink-friendly casino goyim

This deserves to be bumped. People need a good laugh in the morning.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1152485)



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Date: October 28th, 2004 11:39 PM
Author: diverse toaster

*Bump* this was a classic

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1564557)



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Date: October 29th, 2004 6:21 AM
Author: Galvanic narrow-minded personal credit line dragon

I'm back from retirement, in case you hadn't noticed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1565702)



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Date: November 18th, 2004 3:32 PM
Author: Claret twisted stag film fanboi

Bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1670349)



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Date: December 9th, 2004 8:41 PM
Author: spectacular fiercely-loyal chapel twinkling uncleanness

Bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1767494)



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Date: January 31st, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: Claret twisted stag film fanboi

another classic julia thread.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038625)



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Date: January 31st, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Milk

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038646)



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Date: January 31st, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Pontificating Lodge Ladyboy

180 squared

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038691)



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Date: February 3rd, 2005 12:50 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Milk

I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the football game were total jerks



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2053362)



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Date: November 2nd, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: Puce parlour



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#4196725)



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Date: March 21st, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: Navy Floppy Gay Wizard Brunch

long overdue

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#7787777)