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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM Author: lurid anal narrative (thread_id=1270) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM Author: Cracking bonkers dopamine Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Dashing stead corn cake 163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Cracking bonkers dopamine I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM Author: diverse locale deer antler BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor titcr. Not to mention his drug habit. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Wild boistinker meetinghouse Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: blue coiffed theatre Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM Author: Dashing stead corn cake 178 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor 180^180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: Excitant Orchestra Pit 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: Aggressive floppy mediation Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: Bipolar Foreskin Token white guy. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: concupiscible copper associate Shawn Bradley (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM Author: Idiotic Fragrant Principal's Office Shitlib Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM Author: Dashing stead corn cake I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Dashing stead corn cake Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Dashing stead corn cake I like that you didn't go with your moniker. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: Self-absorbed Poppy Space Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM Author: Self-centered athletic conference agreed (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: dun prole Most clever response (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor Underrated as well. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM Author: rough-skinned resort Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: talented topaz dingle berry larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school). (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Dashing stead corn cake Did you have an amazing college career? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: talented topaz dingle berry oh hell yes. wish i could relive it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Laughsome goyim parlour Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Godawful razzmatazz keepsake machete selfie Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor underrated. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Supple garrison Greg Oden.
Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: green tank gaping except for the tiny pink dick thing (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: at-the-ready sick giraffe lay Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM Author: cocky wonderful pisswyrm Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Unhinged Brass Halford Filthpig Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor I enjoyed this. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961) |
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No trick is too dirty. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM Author: green tank gaping magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: insecure spectacular stage Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Self-absorbed Poppy Space lols (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: rough-skinned resort haha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM Author: flatulent weed whacker nibblets Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: racy nofapping cumskin cruise ship if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: green tank gaping you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM Author: Startled faggotry Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: Big step-uncle's house people who are hurt Chris Webber
Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: dun prole I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Startled faggotry bump (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy rebellious ticket booth windowlicker Steve Kerr.
I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: dun prole I don't get it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Startled faggotry Shaq? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: dun prole I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM Author: Pungent Curious Indian Lodge Roommate malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: dun prole I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: Crystalline heady center elastic band Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: rough-skinned resort Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor Nice one. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM Author: Irradiated transparent address reading party Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor 177 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM Author: umber razzle stage Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor lol (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: Lascivious Sexy Church Toaster TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM Author: bright theater JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: mint thirsty preventive strike DeShawn Stevenson, obviously. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: Overrated Cuck Parlor Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: mint thirsty preventive strike No.
I fuck 14 year old girls. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: Alcoholic Cuckold Point devean george.
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM Author: Vivacious Pale Church Building Headpube Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500) |
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