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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 10/03/04 |
| fishy zippy boiling water | 10/03/04 |
| Buff cuckoldry | 10/03/04 |
| Federal Vibrant Hell | 02/06/05 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 02/06/05 |
| Federal Vibrant Hell | 02/06/05 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 02/06/05 |
| Mildly autistic hall | 07/31/05 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 10/03/04 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 10/08/04 |
| ruby nofapping affirmative action faggot firefighter | 10/08/04 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 10/08/04 |
| ruby nofapping affirmative action faggot firefighter | 10/08/04 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 10/08/04 |
| ruby nofapping affirmative action faggot firefighter | 10/08/04 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 02/06/05 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 02/06/05 |
| clear histrionic cuckold sandwich | 02/06/05 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 02/06/05 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 07/31/05 |
| milky swashbuckling sanctuary | 01/23/06 |
| metal godawful base | 01/23/06 |
| milky swashbuckling sanctuary | 02/14/06 |
| milky swashbuckling sanctuary | 05/23/06 |
| amber theater stage | 05/23/06 |
| wonderful light skinny woman university | 03/05/07 |
| up-to-no-good weed whacker | 03/06/07 |
| 180 sooty elastic band | 03/06/07 |
| wonderful light skinny woman university | 03/06/07 |
| ruinous phenotype | 04/03/07 |
| Unhinged topaz idiot | 04/03/07 |
| wonderful light skinny woman university | 05/31/07 |
| hyperactive kitty theatre | 06/19/07 |
| ruinous phenotype | 07/17/07 |
| nubile brindle cruise ship | 07/17/07 |
| Cerebral Stock Car Piazza | 07/17/07 |
| ruinous phenotype | 07/17/07 |
| Umber dashing gas station factory reset button | 04/22/08 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: fishy zippy boiling water Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: Buff cuckoldry HUFZAH! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Federal Vibrant Hell you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Federal Vibrant Hell well played. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker Thank ye kindly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Mildly autistic hall Excellent. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker Ye olde bump. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: ruby nofapping affirmative action faggot firefighter Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: ruby nofapping affirmative action faggot firefighter Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: ruby nofapping affirmative action faggot firefighter :) (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker Jolly goode bump! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: Announcing a Gentlemen's Wager |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: clear histrionic cuckold sandwich we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker Bump for nafcjacket. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:07 PM Author: milky swashbuckling sanctuary bump for weiner banging afs rammer (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891812) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:08 PM Author: metal godawful base 180 (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891822) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: milky swashbuckling sanctuary (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: milky swashbuckling sanctuary bump for homerjsimpson (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:49 PM Author: amber theater stage *high five* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838906) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: wonderful light skinny woman university take note (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7714331) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: up-to-no-good weed whacker I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 2:25 PM Author: 180 sooty elastic band frfly. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7717152) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: wonderful light skinny woman university i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
Any American Revolution schooners here? |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:59 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (one, two, three, no gravity) ... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7867920) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Unhinged topaz idiot Excellent and well-timed bump. This board is declining quickly. I fear the poors and other unpreftigious people are being drawn here, what with all the recent media attention. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7868095) |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: wonderful light skinny woman university Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Date: June 19th, 2007 9:52 PM Author: hyperactive kitty theatre Pray, what haft become of your Promife to fhare the Tale of the Summer Afsociates? Three fortnights have pafsed fince your laft Mifsive. Do lighten my dreary Evening.
Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: ruinous phenotype noftalgia bump (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399843) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: nubile brindle cruise ship fmafhing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399845) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: Cerebral Stock Car Piazza Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: ruinous phenotype lurked (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399858) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Umber dashing gas station factory reset button Preftige bump. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#9668814) |