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My boyfriend is a TOTAL ASS.

He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
jerk indeed.
iridescent infuriating jap
  10/18/04
He has these attacks of gross immaturity that baffle me.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
he's male ... get used to it ;-)
iridescent infuriating jap
  10/18/04
no, he's an ass. (of course, they deserve one another sin...
useless swollen bawdyhouse toaster
  12/07/04
There are better things to do stoned.
razzle mint stead athletic conference
  10/18/04
Oh, he's coming home afterwards. Though I suspect I will hav...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
Haha yeah especially since you're semi-mad at him anyway.
razzle mint stead athletic conference
  10/18/04
oh sure, because a stoned guy and a not stoned girl are tota...
Costumed indirect expression heaven
  05/01/05
are you kidding? i give great head stoned.
bateful travel guidebook fanboi
  05/01/05
Yet you will still give him oral after he spends some of his...
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
Wow.
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
I am bitter tonight.
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
No shit.
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
the truth is a bitter pill.
useless swollen bawdyhouse toaster
  12/07/04
Please. That thing doesn't go near my mouth.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
Does he go down on you?
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
Of course. But there hasn't been reciprocity in more than a ...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
That sucks (pardon the pun). Why not?
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
Because he gets it elsewhere now.
buff talented old irish cottage chapel
  10/18/04
I don't like to. He likes to go down on me, so I let him.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
You sound like a real catch. No wonder your BF gets stoned.
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
Yeah, I'd be downing qualudes all day if thats the kind of g...
brindle jewess senate
  10/18/04
If the sex were better, I wouldn't need to ration it out.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
So he sucks in bed? What problems does he have?
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
So he's an asshole who treats his classmates with contempt a...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
Well, there are good points to our relationship. This thread...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
after reading this whole thread, i've concluded . . .
misanthropic blood rage elastic band
  10/19/04
God he must be desparate.
Vigorous doctorate
  10/18/04
DESPERATE
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
...
Bonkers fortuitous meteor field
  10/18/04
I don't believe an entire first biglaw check will cover a Pr...
Internet-worthy Bistre Forum
  12/07/04
Considering how lame an activity that is... Maybe this ...
Vigorous doctorate
  10/18/04
Unlikely.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
180. That's pretty funny. He's a keeper.
nighttime locale boistinker
  10/18/04
Thanks for making me grateful to be gay.
Hyperactive nursing home toilet seat
  10/19/04
Sounds like first class dick. Congratulations and good judg...
offensive hairy legs
  10/19/04
I know this is an old post
pale hell
  08/30/05
lol wtf?
swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape
  04/15/08
You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings. You're p...
scarlet vivacious laser beams national
  12/07/04
"You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings.&quo...
naked affirmative action station
  07/07/05
Sounds like a prick. I'd probably kick the shit out of him ...
Azure mediation office
  02/02/05
Maybe one of those losers will see this thread, recognize hi...
Bronze Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night
  10/18/04
punish him, withold sex
Snowy Genital Piercing Library
  10/18/04
Sounds like she already does.
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
on a regular basis no less
brindle jewess senate
  10/18/04
He gets some when he's good.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
Dating this chick sounds like punishment
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that ...
Cordovan abode
  10/18/04
True. This board is only interested in justice.
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
I don't feel "ridiculed." You guys are hilarious. ...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
A lot of the posters on this board seem to be really conserv...
mustard tank
  10/18/04
Insecurity does that to people. They need to grow up.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
Let's not forget that women are the masters of blaming the o...
primrose apoplectic circlehead
  12/07/04
you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague
Wonderful native
  10/18/04
That's like a 300lb midget claiming chastity as a life decis...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or una...
Vigorous doctorate
  10/18/04
He's probably acting out of extreme sexual frustration cause...
heady turquoise liquid oxygen
  10/19/04
you and that guy were made for one another
useless swollen bawdyhouse toaster
  12/07/04
"I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my...
naked affirmative action station
  07/07/05
indeed. hee hee!
Exhilarant feces really tough guy
  10/18/04
They both sound pretty bad.
Internet-worthy Bistre Forum
  12/07/04
Kind of sounds like they deserve each other. At least it ta...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
Way to make sweeping judgments about people you know next to...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
haha, you're pissed because you and your boyfriend suck.
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
You're the one blowing off steam on this board, and listing ...
buff talented old irish cottage chapel
  10/18/04
Assuming your statement is accurate, it is irrelevant to wha...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I haven't exactly targeted you. You posted about your situa...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
You don't see how my pointing out how irrelevant his comment...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I was referring to the comment about my (admittedly) ubiquit...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
I felt it warranted to lash out at you personally, much as y...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I *hate* law school
sticky ruby sex offender
  10/18/04
because you don't have much of a life
buff talented old irish cottage chapel
  10/18/04
Did your LSAT score reflect your piercing powers of reason?
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I'm sure you both have redeeming qualities. That isn't what...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
I see. So if I make a couple negative statements about my bo...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I don't think I've been especially unkind, particularly comp...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
Blaming what on me?
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
The general state of your relationship, which from what you'...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I c...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I....I...I just don't see how you can say that and expect th...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
I hope you have a miserable life.
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
Ever the gentleman ;-P
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
Do you realize how fucked up that is? No offense, but you n...
supple personal credit line weed whacker
  10/18/04
Does anybody else get the feeling that one day the OP will d...
Internet-worthy Bistre Forum
  12/07/04
No, you love controlling him. HTH
comical university
  07/02/05
wow, Rowan, you think like a man. Sex is just physical sex ...
Snowy Genital Piercing Library
  10/18/04
Actually, I don't. Or at least I don't think I do. Sex is ...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
The thing that I don't understand is that when someone does ...
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
I can't say I find angry sex to be at all enjoyable. I don'...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
Well, the thought of withholding sex for any reason is beyon...
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
I guess I differentiate between withholding to get something...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
I agree. Even those who I tell myself I'll never speak to ag...
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
Yes, we all are. I can think of people I've decided I won't...
glittery tan locus headpube
  10/18/04
Yeah, bury the bone, i mean hatchet.
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
Well, we hve to keep in mind that her boyfirned is bad in be...
Internet-worthy Bistre Forum
  12/07/04
I don't see what you're looking for here. You did call your ...
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
Thanks Dr. Phil!
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
this is kinda funny
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
You're welcome. I have to go do Oprah. Good luck witholding ...
Galvanic market
  10/18/04
This is probably a flame
sticky ruby sex offender
  10/18/04
Yes, clearly this is what I intended. What gave it away?
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  10/18/04
I hate law school :(
sticky ruby sex offender
  10/18/04
why do you keep saying this when it doesnt make sense?
lemon narrow-minded kitty cat
  10/18/04
He sounds really unhappy. People who are mean like that ten...
Mind-boggling mahogany center
  10/18/04
I think he might be unhappy with the OP.
Internet-worthy Bistre Forum
  12/07/04
Wow, what a winner. Glad I don't know him.
mentally impaired milky wrinkle
  10/18/04
i'm sorry, but did we used to date?
Grizzly stain
  10/19/04
The thought did cross my mind! ;)
Galvanic market
  10/19/04
seeing as we have hung out, i am *hurt* you think i am that ...
Grizzly stain
  10/19/04
Well, of the Michigan 2Ls I've met--you, deeloo and Cicero y...
Galvanic market
  10/19/04
Do you go to UMIch?
boyish lodge ratface
  12/07/04
this does sound like something you would do.
poppy hall international law enforcement agency
  10/19/04
yes fag, you know me so well.
Grizzly stain
  10/19/04
Self-predicative moniker.
Pink coffee pot
  10/19/04
considering your usage, you should look up the word "pr...
Grizzly stain
  10/19/04
Self-predicative: unbearablevanity IS unbearably vain.
Pink coffee pot
  10/19/04
"I love him. I simply choose to control him to the exte...
Pink coffee pot
  10/19/04
Not at all. You can love a cow you own and still use the pro...
Internet-worthy Bistre Forum
  12/07/04
I admit, you probably know a lot about dating cows.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  12/07/04
Excellent. In fact, most of your responses on this thread h...
Thriller Purple Crackhouse Marketing Idea
  12/07/04
haha...you got PWN3D by Skeletor. Good, you and your bf sou...
vengeful cerise scourge upon the earth point
  10/19/04
He may be an ass, but you're more like the hybrid of a harde...
pearly sick area new version
  10/19/04
Haha! Gross, though.
disrespectful party of the first part round eye
  10/19/04
This is correct. And concise.
trip nubile french chef
  10/19/04
You are so totally right, dude! Preach on!
pearly sick area new version
  10/19/04
If you insist... moron.
pearly sick area new version
  10/19/04
Does no one else see the connection between this post and th...
Cracking dun tanning salon
  10/19/04
Holy Christ.
Crawly stage
  10/19/04
Slut patrol bump
Charismatic carmine selfie
  12/07/04
clutch as hell.
Crawly stage
  12/07/04
...
Stimulating rambunctious temple
  12/07/04
You shouldn't use words like that.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  12/07/04
Why do people keep bumping this so childish
out-of-control spectacular legal warrant gas station
  02/02/05
Haha, nice.
trip nubile french chef
  02/02/05
You are a winner for sure. Hilarious.
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  02/02/05
Ah, I remember this thread. And that meeting, for that matt...
Smoky tattoo
  02/02/05
You are another one of the losers who keep bumping my thread...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  02/02/05
Because you made an ass of yourself and it was amusing.
Smoky tattoo
  02/02/05
Are you a woman? You side with all of these pigs? You disgus...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  02/02/05
Pigs? You're the one bragging about fucking some guy not yo...
Smoky tattoo
  02/02/05
It was a one time thing. We were on a break. I told him, and...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  02/02/05
That means he is cheating on you and planning to dump you at...
Ultramarine preventive strike
  02/02/05
Then at least accept that this type of thread is what regula...
Smoky tattoo
  02/02/05
Come on, we need an update on your pathetic relationship. I...
Ultramarine preventive strike
  02/02/05
Go away, loser. HTH
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  02/02/05
That is the worst use of HTH I have ever seen...
trip nubile french chef
  02/02/05
True dat.
Ultramarine preventive strike
  02/02/05
Let me get this straight, I come to this law board because I...
Ultramarine preventive strike
  02/02/05
Yeah bitch, make way for the serious guys like Fish.
rough-skinned green principal's office
  02/02/05
i'm still single!
concupiscible ebony coldplay fan becky
  02/02/05
bump in honor of the other bump
beady-eyed bearded site reading party
  05/01/05
one of the classics
Violent dragon potus
  05/01/05
Excellent companion bump!
Smoky tattoo
  05/01/05
You are a dirty whore. Not to mention one of the losers he w...
Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt
  05/01/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=185...
trip nubile french chef
  05/01/05
Right, I'm the whore, because of all of those threads that I...
Smoky tattoo
  05/01/05
A guy who's girlfriend randomly fucks other guys is not in a...
trip nubile french chef
  05/01/05
That's an awesome idea. If we ever have something like that...
Coral alcoholic whorehouse dopamine
  05/01/05
...
amber elite theater stage
  05/01/05
The OP is a fat slut, hth.
fragrant deranged pit
  05/01/05
I wish I knew who the OP was or who the 2L she referred to w...
boyish lodge ratface
  05/01/05
Just in case she tries to erase the original post: Date: ...
Ultramarine preventive strike
  06/08/05
You did my job.
passionate sable candlestick maker
  06/08/05
I normally don't do that but this bitch deserves whatever co...
Ultramarine preventive strike
  07/02/05
Bumping because imightbegiant is on the board and when ever ...
beady-eyed bearded site reading party
  07/02/05
...
Marvelous Casino
  07/02/05
...
deep crusty yarmulke factory reset button
  07/02/05
Holy shit, I remember this thread from October. I've gotta ...
excitant mildly autistic foreskin police squad
  07/02/05
Don't forget this one.
trip nubile french chef
  07/07/05
Slut bump: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=21...
yellow base boltzmann
  07/11/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=219...
French Greedy School
  07/11/05
Thanks, just realized I was searching in "school mode&q...
yellow base boltzmann
  07/11/05
le bump
vengeful cerise scourge upon the earth point
  08/29/05
bumb for nasc
swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape
  08/30/05
Am I the only one who continues to enjoy this thread?
swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape
  05/30/06
What's weird to me is that I remember reading it the first t...
flesh violent hospital
  05/30/06
This gem of a thread gets overshadowed by the slut thread, I...
Sexy theatre
  05/30/06
thanks, but may I ask why?
Lascivious Pearl Theater
  05/30/06
...
Motley zombie-like sanctuary digit ratio
  06/30/07
Wow, holy shit. The OP sounds like a legendary bitch.
Self-absorbed dashing menage
  06/30/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=495...
Filthy hunting ground step-uncle's house
  06/30/07
Does she have a death wish or is she batshit crazy?
Self-absorbed dashing menage
  06/30/07
i dunno if she's so bad. i mean, she cheated. big whoop.
Startling pea-brained meetinghouse associate
  06/30/07
Please die.
Self-absorbed dashing menage
  06/30/07
Companion bump
swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape
  01/20/08
you are teh grea
rebellious yapping pocket flask national security agency
  01/25/08
x2
Flushed bespoke home psychic
  04/13/08
a lot of classic posters on this thread rwa never partici...
citrine arousing institution
  04/13/08
...
Umber Laughsome Roommate
  04/15/08


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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:05 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an invite for a meeting on finding a job for students who didn't have any success with OCI here. He and his two friends are going to get stoned and attend, even though they all have jobs, just so they can watch everyone scribbling down whatever pearls of wisdom the career services people have to offer and laugh.

His exact words were, "I want to know who all the losers in my class are."

What is funny is that he accepted a job from a mediocre firm himself. It pays market, but isn't even Vault 100.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509876)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:07 PM
Author: iridescent infuriating jap

jerk indeed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509884)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

He has these attacks of gross immaturity that baffle me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509894)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: iridescent infuriating jap

he's male ... get used to it ;-)



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509898)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:49 AM
Author: useless swollen bawdyhouse toaster

no, he's an ass.

(of course, they deserve one another since she is immature enough to stay with him.)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753853)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: razzle mint stead athletic conference

There are better things to do stoned.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509895)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:09 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Oh, he's coming home afterwards. Though I suspect I will have a headache. ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509900)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM
Author: razzle mint stead athletic conference

Haha yeah especially since you're semi-mad at him anyway.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509933)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: Costumed indirect expression heaven

oh sure, because a stoned guy and a not stoned girl are totally compatible in bed. *as he falls asleep eating you out*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672218)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: bateful travel guidebook fanboi

are you kidding? i give great head stoned.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672366)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:09 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

Yet you will still give him oral after he spends some of his first BIGLAW check to buy you a new Prada purse.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509904)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:11 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

Wow.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509920)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:12 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

I am bitter tonight.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509925)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

No shit.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509942)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: useless swollen bawdyhouse toaster

the truth is a bitter pill.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753860)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Please. That thing doesn't go near my mouth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509929)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

Does he go down on you?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509931)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Of course. But there hasn't been reciprocity in more than a year.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509944)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:19 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

That sucks (pardon the pun). Why not?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509957)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM
Author: buff talented old irish cottage chapel

Because he gets it elsewhere now.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510011)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

I don't like to. He likes to go down on me, so I let him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510237)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:21 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

You sound like a real catch. No wonder your BF gets stoned.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509974)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM
Author: brindle jewess senate

Yeah, I'd be downing qualudes all day if thats the kind of girlfriend I had.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509995)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

If the sex were better, I wouldn't need to ration it out.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510010)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:28 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

So he sucks in bed? What problems does he have?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510017)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:31 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

So he's an asshole who treats his classmates with contempt and is lousy in bed, and you're withholding sex?

Gee, this sounds like a great relationship.

Why the hell don't you two break up?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510031)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:34 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Well, there are good points to our relationship. This thread isn't really designed to highlight them though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510049)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:16 AM
Author: misanthropic blood rage elastic band
Subject: after reading this whole thread, i've concluded . . .

you're sad

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511290)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:19 PM
Author: Vigorous doctorate

God he must be desparate.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509961)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:26 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

DESPERATE

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510000)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:07 PM
Author: Bonkers fortuitous meteor field
Subject: it's ok, hottie, he's a republican.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510278)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bistre Forum

I don't believe an entire first biglaw check will cover a Prada purse. That said, I know nothing about prada or purses so I could be wrong.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754075)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:10 PM
Author: Vigorous doctorate

Considering how lame an activity that is...

Maybe this says something about

a) your attractiveness

b) what your b/f thinks about sex with you

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509911)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Unlikely.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509941)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:18 PM
Author: nighttime locale boistinker

180. That's pretty funny. He's a keeper.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509955)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: Hyperactive nursing home toilet seat

Thanks for making me grateful to be gay.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511619)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: offensive hairy legs

Sounds like first class dick. Congratulations and good judgment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512112)



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Date: August 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: pale hell
Subject: I know this is an old post

and this poster is probably no longer on the board, but you suck. You're the definition of a gunner. Tool-box. During our first year, we'd play gunner bingo in our section and I'd always pick you, and you'd always talk. You are a douche.

IMF = First class dork

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3704805)



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Date: April 15th, 2008 1:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape

lol wtf?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9632070)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:22 AM
Author: scarlet vivacious laser beams national

You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings. You're petty, too.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753536)



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Date: July 7th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: naked affirmative action station

"You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings."

It ruined the whole post.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220304)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Azure mediation office

Sounds like a prick. I'd probably kick the shit out of him if I knew him.

In all likelihood, he is trying to compensate for the mediocrity of his job...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052459)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:17 PM
Author: Bronze Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night

Maybe one of those losers will see this thread, recognize him, and out him. That would be sweet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509952)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:22 PM
Author: Snowy Genital Piercing Library

punish him, withold sex

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509984)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:24 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

Sounds like she already does.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509988)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM
Author: brindle jewess senate

on a regular basis no less

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509999)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:30 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

He gets some when he's good.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510029)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

Dating this chick sounds like punishment

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509998)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM
Author: Cordovan abode

Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that it would turn out to be a forum to ridicule *her*, and not her boyfriend.

Gotta love xoxohth

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510014)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:29 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

True. This board is only interested in justice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510026)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:33 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

I don't feel "ridiculed." You guys are hilarious. It's funny how threatened you get when a woman handles her body in such a way as to exert control over you. I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my body.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510042)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:39 PM
Author: mustard tank

A lot of the posters on this board seem to be really conservative, close-minded, judgmental males and their first reaction seems to be to blame the woman in *every* situation. (For further evidence, see "Should I tell my BF about my one night stand".)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510088)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Insecurity does that to people. They need to grow up.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510111)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 3:17 AM
Author: primrose apoplectic circlehead

Let's not forget that women are the masters of blaming the opposite sex. Accountability has never been something that women have had more than men.

Also, saying that both of you suck is hardly a male-biased opinion. After all, what is the sex of the other person they label as sucking? In fact, part of their very basis for saying that you suck is the fact that he sucks. Pointing out that two people are losers - and imightbegiant is undoubtedly one of them, and for reasons wholly apart from her loser boyfriend - is more balanced than simply ridiculing the man for being a loser and ignoring the fact that the woman pointing the finger is one as well.

But of course, you can twist it all around and interpret this, like everything else, as a case of victimization of women.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753945)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:40 PM
Author: Wonderful native

you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510094)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

That's like a 300lb midget claiming chastity as a life decision.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510113)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Vigorous doctorate

If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or unable to do better.

Any decent guy who could get another girl would throw your ass to the curb. He must be DESPERATE.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510131)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 11:10 AM
Author: heady turquoise liquid oxygen

He's probably acting out of extreme sexual frustration caused by his dominatrix "girlfriend".

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512099)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: useless swollen bawdyhouse toaster

you and that guy were made for one another

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753867)



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Date: July 7th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: naked affirmative action station

"I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my body."

More like you're breaking bones.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220308)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant feces really tough guy

indeed. hee hee!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510134)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:47 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bistre Forum

They both sound pretty bad.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754079)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:32 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

Kind of sounds like they deserve each other. At least it takes them off the dating market.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510036)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:36 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Way to make sweeping judgments about people you know next to nothing about. You're right, I am sure neither of us have any redeeming qualities. I always thought you were nice on here, but you just seem like a bitch now. You and your online Monopoly playing - get a life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510062)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:38 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

haha, you're pissed because you and your boyfriend suck.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510076)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:39 PM
Author: buff talented old irish cottage chapel

You're the one blowing off steam on this board, and listing the details of your pathetic relationship.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510085)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:42 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Assuming your statement is accurate, it is irrelevant to what I said. How does my posting on here one night have an impact on Rowan's ubiquitous online presence and general bitchiness towards me?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510105)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I haven't exactly targeted you. You posted about your situation on a thread, I responded. I'm not exactly going to track you down elsewhere.

I don't particularly see what your other point has to do with this discussion.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510118)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:47 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

You don't see how my pointing out how irrelevant his comment was is relevant? Um, ok.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510142)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:51 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I was referring to the comment about my (admittedly) ubiquitous online presence. It doesn't really have much to do with anything else that's been discussed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510161)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:52 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

I felt it warranted to lash out at you personally, much as you did me. It was simply a personal attack.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510170)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:11 PM
Author: sticky ruby sex offender

I *hate* law school

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510312)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:47 PM
Author: buff talented old irish cottage chapel

because you don't have much of a life

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510137)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:49 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Did your LSAT score reflect your piercing powers of reason?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510149)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:41 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I'm sure you both have redeeming qualities. That isn't what you've presented us, though.

If you make a series of negative statements about yourself, your boyfriend, and your relationship, people are going to form negative impressions of your subject matter. Much like the people who go on talk shows, you can't expect to air your dirty laundry to people and then claim that people can't judge you because they don't know you. If you're very concerned about how people perceive you, share things that will lead them to form a positive impression of you.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510100)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

I see. So if I make a couple negative statements about my boyfriend when I am upset with him, that makes it ok for you to turn around and be nasty towards me?

Apply that test to a casual conversation, and see if you come up with the same answer.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510128)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:50 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I don't think I've been especially unkind, particularly compared to the others on this thread. I'm one of the few people here who's not blaming all of this on you.

Laughing at unemployed classmates is a dickish thing to do. Withholding sex in hopes of controlling someone is childish and meanspirited. If you'd said that to me in person, I would have to give the same response.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510155)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Blaming what on me?



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510177)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:57 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

The general state of your relationship, which from what you've said here, doesn't sound all that good. You don't seem to like or respect this guy very much, and he doesn't seem to respect others.

"you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague"

"Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that it would turn out to be a forum to ridicule *her*, and not her boyfriend."

"Dating this chick sounds like punishment"

"If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or unable to do better. Any decent guy who could get another girl would throw your ass to the curb. He must be DESPERATE."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510193)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:59 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I can through sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510216)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I....I...I just don't see how you can say that and expect that people aren't going to draw negative conclusions about you from it. It's really a terribly unflattering thing to say aobut yourself. But peace, if this makes the two of you happy, go for it I guess.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510233)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:06 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

I hope you have a miserable life.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510269)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:12 PM
Author: Galvanic market

Ever the gentleman ;-P

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510321)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:14 PM
Author: supple personal credit line weed whacker

Do you realize how fucked up that is? No offense, but you need to see a therapist.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510334)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:50 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bistre Forum

Does anybody else get the feeling that one day the OP will discover she can control her boyfriend even better if she chains him to the bed and denies him food when he misbehaves?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754081)



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Date: July 2nd, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: comical university

No, you love controlling him.

HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3170235)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:06 PM
Author: Snowy Genital Piercing Library

wow, Rowan, you think like a man. Sex is just physical sex with no emotion attached.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510273)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

Actually, I don't. Or at least I don't think I do. Sex is an enotional thing as well. That doesn't mean it's a chip in a power struggle, though. It's one thing if you don't feel like having sex with someone, another if you give someone a reward only when they do what you want.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510299)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:12 PM
Author: Galvanic market

The thing that I don't understand is that when someone does that they lose out in that equation too. Why not just angry sex? :)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510319)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:17 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I can't say I find angry sex to be at all enjoyable. I don't think I've ever had a good time when I've tried it. I can honestly understand not wanting to have sex with someone because you're so mad you don't want to be near them for a little while.

I do have trouble understanding how you can go so long without it that the other person gives in and does whatever you tell them to. That could be a really long wait ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510366)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:22 PM
Author: Galvanic market

Well, the thought of withholding sex for any reason is beyond me. I think angry sex can be very hot. Even so, I don't stay mad for very long. I don't see the point.

Can you check your mail in a sec. I have some info for you about a book and a website.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510401)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:24 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

I guess I differentiate between withholding to get something and not being in the mood for it that night. That being said, I'm rarely mad for more than a night. Being mad for weeks seems so terribly difficult and pointless.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510414)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:32 PM
Author: Galvanic market

I agree. Even those who I tell myself I'll never speak to again get a reprieve. We (and they) are only human, right?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510471)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:37 PM
Author: glittery tan locus headpube

Yes, we all are. I can think of people I've decided I won't date anymore or won't do certain things with (like lend them money) but I have a hard time refusing to speak to anyone ever again. And I certainly try to stop being angry as quickly as possible - being mad makes me unhappy and doesn't do much to anyone else.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510496)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:44 PM
Author: Galvanic market

Yeah, bury the bone, i mean hatchet.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510548)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:51 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bistre Forum

Well, we hve to keep in mind that her boyfirned is bad in bed. If that's the case, not having sex with him doesn't hurt her all that much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754083)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:55 PM
Author: Galvanic market

I don't see what you're looking for here. You did call your bf a TOTAL ass which is pretty harsh. I don't think people were being nasty as much as trying to empathize and then they weren't able to since you don't seem to have much respect for this guy, and therefore little for yourself.

You haven't painted a very sympathetic portrait. It doesn't sound like you have a very good relationship.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510183)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:00 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Thanks Dr. Phil!



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510225)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

this is kinda funny

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510232)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:02 PM
Author: Galvanic market

You're welcome. I have to go do Oprah. Good luck witholding sex. I hope you're getting it elsewhere.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510242)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:00 PM
Author: sticky ruby sex offender

This is probably a flame

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510220)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:03 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Yes, clearly this is what I intended. What gave it away?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510243)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: sticky ruby sex offender

I hate law school :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510295)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:15 PM
Author: lemon narrow-minded kitty cat

why do you keep saying this when it doesnt make sense?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510346)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mahogany center

He sounds really unhappy. People who are mean like that tend to be.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510412)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:53 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bistre Forum

I think he might be unhappy with the OP.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754086)



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Date: October 18th, 2004 11:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired milky wrinkle

Wow, what a winner. Glad I don't know him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510747)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:23 AM
Author: Grizzly stain

i'm sorry, but did we used to date?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511076)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: Galvanic market

The thought did cross my mind! ;)

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511152)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: Grizzly stain

seeing as we have hung out, i am *hurt* you think i am that much of an ass. besides, i am hardly in a position to mock the job searches of others, considering the futility of my own.

besides, the idea that some chick could "control" me with her twat is laughable.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511240)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:23 AM
Author: Galvanic market

Well, of the Michigan 2Ls I've met--you, deeloo and Cicero you were the most likely suspect. But I know you're really a pussycat.

Also, the withholding sex part would never work on you. You're more likely to have a chick's twat wrapped around your little finger.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511592)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:03 AM
Author: boyish lodge ratface
Subject: Do you go to UMIch?

Seems like everyday I'm meeting 1L's on this board. Well, it's better than studying. I sat next to vanity in Property 1L year. I hardly saw him though, my classroom attendance was BAD.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753728)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: poppy hall international law enforcement agency

this does sound like something you would do.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511161)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: Grizzly stain

yes fag, you know me so well.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511238)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: Pink coffee pot

Self-predicative moniker.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511245)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: Grizzly stain

considering your usage, you should look up the word "predicative."



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511256)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:12 AM
Author: Pink coffee pot

Self-predicative: unbearablevanity IS unbearably vain.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511271)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:39 AM
Author: Pink coffee pot

"I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I can through sex."

These 2 statements are mutually exclusive.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511121)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:54 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Bistre Forum

Not at all. You can love a cow you own and still use the prod to get it to go where you want it to. You just can't respect that cow at the same time.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754087)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 8:24 AM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

I admit, you probably know a lot about dating cows.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754169)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 8:25 PM
Author: Thriller Purple Crackhouse Marketing Idea

Excellent. In fact, most of your responses on this thread have been pretty funny. And although on an intellectual level I agree with the criticisms leveled at you by a few of the people on this thread, I have to admit that you sound like a lot of my friends. And so does your boyfriend, for that matter. I mean, I'm sure I wasn't the only one who laughed out loud at your initial post.



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1756917)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 11:03 AM
Author: vengeful cerise scourge upon the earth point

haha...you got PWN3D by Skeletor. Good, you and your bf sound like fucking tools.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512086)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: pearly sick area new version

He may be an ass, but you're more like the hybrid of a hardened dingleberry infested duodenum crossed with a fetid corpuscule of rotten cheesey vagina.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512652)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: disrespectful party of the first part round eye

Haha! Gross, though.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512657)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: trip nubile french chef

This is correct. And concise.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512659)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:22 PM
Author: pearly sick area new version

You are so totally right, dude! Preach on!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512716)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:41 PM
Author: pearly sick area new version

If you insist... moron.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1513180)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:17 PM
Author: Cracking dun tanning salon

Does no one else see the connection between this post and the guy that posted about being a mich 2L...going to OCI...then banging some 1L chick?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512673)



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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:40 PM
Author: Crawly stage

Holy Christ.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1513176)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: Charismatic carmine selfie

Slut patrol bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753468)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: Crawly stage

clutch as hell.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753471)



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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:09 AM
Author: Stimulating rambunctious temple



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Date: December 7th, 2004 8:25 AM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

You shouldn't use words like that.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754170)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: out-of-control spectacular legal warrant gas station

Why do people keep bumping this

so childish

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052417)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: trip nubile french chef

Haha, nice.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052421)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

You are a winner for sure. Hilarious.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052423)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:02 PM
Author: Smoky tattoo

Ah, I remember this thread. And that meeting, for that matter.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052519)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

You are another one of the losers who keep bumping my threads. Why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052545)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: Smoky tattoo

Because you made an ass of yourself and it was amusing.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052610)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Are you a woman? You side with all of these pigs? You disgust me.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052627)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: Smoky tattoo

Pigs? You're the one bragging about fucking some guy not your boyfriend.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052638)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

It was a one time thing. We were on a break. I told him, and our relationship is stronger than ever.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052672)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine preventive strike

That means he is cheating on you and planning to dump you at the most devestating time possible.

And that's exactly what you deserve.

Either that, or he needs to be eliminated from the gene pool.

Now where are my damn lamas?!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052685)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Smoky tattoo

Then at least accept that this type of thread is what regulars associate with your moniker. If that bothers you, consider changing it and avoid the problem in the future.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052728)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: Ultramarine preventive strike

Come on, we need an update on your pathetic relationship. Is the loser still pathetic enough to keep dating you? I want more good, quality flaimbait. Oh, and please include lamas in the FB.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052676)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

Go away, loser. HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052698)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: trip nubile french chef

That is the worst use of HTH I have ever seen...

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052705)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine preventive strike

True dat.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052731)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Ultramarine preventive strike

Let me get this straight, I come to this law board because I'm a student at a T14 law school. You come here because you want to post about your pathetic relationship with a pathetic UMich law student? And you think I should leave?

Now I want something with lamas in it, bitch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052727)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: rough-skinned green principal's office

Yeah bitch, make way for the serious guys like Fish.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052742)



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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: concupiscible ebony coldplay fan becky

i'm still single!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052755)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed bearded site reading party

bump in honor of the other bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672181)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: Violent dragon potus

one of the classics

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672223)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: Smoky tattoo

Excellent companion bump!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672225)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: Exciting Amethyst Filthpig Newt

You are a dirty whore. Not to mention one of the losers he was referring to. HTH.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672348)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: trip nubile french chef

I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672359)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: Smoky tattoo

Right, I'm the whore, because of all of those threads that I posted about cheating on my boyfriend... Oh, wait...

If you don't like having your threads bumped, don't post them in the first place. Your continuing reactions just make the threads better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672402)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: trip nubile french chef

A guy who's girlfriend randomly fucks other guys is not in a position to call other people "losers."

HTH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672409)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: Coral alcoholic whorehouse dopamine

That's an awesome idea. If we ever have something like that here, I'm going to attend.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672428)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: amber elite theater stage



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Date: May 1st, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: fragrant deranged pit

The OP is a fat slut, hth.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2673000)



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Date: May 1st, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: boyish lodge ratface

I wish I knew who the OP was or who the 2L she referred to was. I've probably gotten high with that guy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2674516)



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Date: June 8th, 2005 6:24 PM
Author: Ultramarine preventive strike

Just in case she tries to erase the original post:

Date: October 18th, 2004 9:05 PM

Author: imightbegiant

He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an invite for a meeting on finding a job for students who didn't have any success with OCI here. He and his two friends are going to get stoned and attend, even though they all have jobs, just so they can watch everyone scribbling down whatever pearls of wisdom the career services people have to offer and laugh.

His exact words were, "I want to know who all the losers in my class are."

What is funny is that he accepted a job from a mediocre firm himself. It pays market, but isn't even Vault 100.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2962228)



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Date: June 8th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: passionate sable candlestick maker

You did my job.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2962431)



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Date: July 2nd, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine preventive strike

I normally don't do that but this bitch deserves whatever comes her way.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172075)



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Date: July 2nd, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed bearded site reading party

Bumping because imightbegiant is on the board and when ever she sees these threads so goes on a rant that is so fun to watch

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3169976)



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Date: July 2nd, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Casino



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Date: July 2nd, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: deep crusty yarmulke factory reset button



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Date: July 2nd, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: excitant mildly autistic foreskin police squad

Holy shit, I remember this thread from October. I've gotta get off xoxo.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172166)



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Date: July 7th, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: trip nubile french chef

Don't forget this one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220284)



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Date: July 11th, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: yellow base boltzmann

Slut bump:

My boyfriend just got an offer -- how best to shop it?

HTH

EDIT- Where the fuck did her other thread go, "slept with some guy, not my boyfriend?" Don't tell me it was fucking deleted!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254489)



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Date: July 11th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: French Greedy School

I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!!

you're welcome

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254507)



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Date: July 11th, 2005 2:43 PM
Author: yellow base boltzmann

Thanks, just realized I was searching in "school mode". I know there was a thread deleted not too long ago at the OP's request, just wanted to make sure that didn't happen again.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254548)



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Date: August 29th, 2005 11:54 AM
Author: vengeful cerise scourge upon the earth point

le bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3699883)



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Date: August 30th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape

bumb for nasc

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3704778)



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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape

Am I the only one who continues to enjoy this thread?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878877)



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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:45 AM
Author: flesh violent hospital

What's weird to me is that I remember reading it the first time around.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878908)



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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:46 AM
Author: Sexy theatre

This gem of a thread gets overshadowed by the slut thread, I think, which is a shame.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878913)



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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: Lascivious Pearl Theater

thanks, but may I ask why?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878925)



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Date: June 30th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Motley zombie-like sanctuary digit ratio



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Date: June 30th, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dashing menage

Wow, holy shit. The OP sounds like a legendary bitch.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320729)



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Date: June 30th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: Filthy hunting ground step-uncle's house

I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320844)



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Date: June 30th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dashing menage

Does she have a death wish or is she batshit crazy?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320897)



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Date: June 30th, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: Startling pea-brained meetinghouse associate

i dunno if she's so bad. i mean, she cheated. big whoop.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320948)



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Date: June 30th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed dashing menage

Please die.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8321006)



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Date: January 20th, 2008 1:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling overrated cuckoldry ape

Companion bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9191063)



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Date: January 25th, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: rebellious yapping pocket flask national security agency

you are teh grea

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9220245)



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Date: April 13th, 2008 8:56 PM
Author: Flushed bespoke home psychic

x2

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Date: April 13th, 2008 9:37 PM
Author: citrine arousing institution

a lot of classic posters on this thread

rwa never participated in ones like this though

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9623622)



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Date: April 15th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Umber Laughsome Roommate



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