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you are...my fire. the one...desire, believe.

when i say iiiii want it that way
nyuug
  04/05/09
*ejaculates*
mint brunch fat ankles
  04/05/09
die, chink
Wonderful Flirting Hell Nowag
  04/05/09
You've changed.
nyuug
  04/05/09
impostor
drab kink-friendly rehab cuckold
  04/05/09
boobpolice
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
i have a stalker :(
nyuug
  04/05/09
pardon?
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
girl i met last night.
nyuug
  04/05/09
niiiiice
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just wa...
nyuug
  04/05/09
don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i woul...
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.
nyuug
  04/05/09
ugh
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
im going to try regardless.
nyuug
  04/05/09
yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good...
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(
nyuug
  04/05/09
You need to have a bit more patience with things.
ocher hairraiser faggot firefighter
  04/05/09
well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently nee...
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
no, it pretty much is.
nyuug
  04/05/09
no, understanding women means more future sex.
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
lol that doesn't mean anything
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
who says that? what a weird thing to say.
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of m...
ocher hairraiser faggot firefighter
  04/05/09
I might fuck her this afternoon.
nyuug
  04/05/09
Don't try anything crazy now!
Soggy box office black woman
  04/05/09
She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.
nyuug
  04/05/09
You gotta at least finger her then, dude. edit - need the...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.
nyuug
  04/05/09
I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to?...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ...
nyuug
  04/05/09
Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be fl...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
I'll keep you posted.
nyuug
  04/05/09
def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, ma...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out wit...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their be...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, tot...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
LOL I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to ...
nyuug
  04/05/09
please don't fuck this up. But Good Luck!
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
lol, this will not be the case. But keep thinking positi...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
wtf. Has she called you yet?
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
she facebook friended me overnight facebook IMed me AIM...
nyuug
  04/05/09
and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to ...
nyuug
  04/05/09
wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested i...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
im going to work her, don't worry.
nyuug
  04/05/09
I wish I had faith in you... Btw, don't be too nice to he...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to som...
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
i approve
fragrant parlour
  04/05/09
this is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJj...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
nyuug
  04/05/09
oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
FUCK YO COUCH
nyuug
  04/05/09
ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!
Soggy box office black woman
  04/05/09
I'm so proud of him.
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
siiiick
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys so...
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very...
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?
Bat-shit-crazy piazza
  04/05/09
accidentally call her Rowan
erotic bisexual theatre elastic band
  04/05/09
rofl
Bat-shit-crazy piazza
  04/05/09
he'll wake up
spectacular base
  04/05/09
i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-incli...
drab kink-friendly rehab cuckold
  04/05/09
i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i ...
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
later this evening: gf: "why do you keep checking y...
drab kink-friendly rehab cuckold
  04/05/09
*nods* *shakes head*
brindle floppy garrison
  04/05/09
bump
Glittery brass parlor filthpig
  04/05/09
nyuug just outs himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...
Bronze cracking ape becky
  04/05/09


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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

when i say iiiii want it that way

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338386)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: mint brunch fat ankles

*ejaculates*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Wonderful Flirting Hell Nowag

die, chink

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

You've changed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: drab kink-friendly rehab cuckold

impostor

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339821)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

boobpolice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

i have a stalker :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

pardon?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338404)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

girl i met last night.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

niiiiice

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338413)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just want to anal then dump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338422)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i would recommend sleeping with her SEVERAL times at the very least so you can potentially become unsucky in bed and have a better chance of not waiting 21 years for the next one.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338442)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338445)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

ugh

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338449)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

im going to try regardless.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338452)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good luck bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338463)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: ocher hairraiser faggot firefighter

You need to have a bit more patience with things.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338493)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently need from women, you just need to interact with one, ideally in a romantic way, on a regular basis so you learn more about them.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338651)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

no, it pretty much is.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338662)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

no, understanding women means more future sex.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338678)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

lol that doesn't mean anything

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338462)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

who says that? what a weird thing to say.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338470)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "they don't have sex" but that just means they don't have sex with random guys. He just needs to get on her good side, earn her trust and he should be fine. But with nyuug, it's never that easy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338479)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: ocher hairraiser faggot firefighter

True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of months she'll be down to sleep with him if she really does like him this much.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

I might fuck her this afternoon.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Soggy box office black woman

Don't try anything crazy now!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338500)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

You gotta at least finger her then, dude.

edit - need the context of how she said it, buddy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338511)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338517)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to? It's somewhere between a great sign and a phenomenal sign, depending on context. You've got a fantastic oppontunity here bro.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ago.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338532)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be flirty back with her... let her make the strongest statements, though. That way she'll know you're interested but you don't risk coming off too over the top. And just play it natural, man - she's obviously really really into you, you're golden doing what you've been doing with her so far.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338543)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

I'll keep you posted.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338557)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, man, great work.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338593)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out with him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338518)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it definitely would. if she's saying it out of nowhere... it's an incredibly good sign.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338522)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their bed, that means I want to get close to him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, totally unprompted, it's an even better sign than otherwise. But it's obviously fantastic regardless.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338554)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

LOL

I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she's on her way over now??

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to head over.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338549)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

please don't fuck this up.

But Good Luck!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338560)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338670)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

lol, this will not be the case.

But keep thinking positive! Confidence is the key.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338501)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

wtf. Has she called you yet?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338415)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

she

facebook friended me overnight

facebook IMed me

AIMed me

texted me (apparently)

will call me at 3PM



(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338428)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338433)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to some gay ass shit with her.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338436)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested in you. Do whatever it takes to get into her pants. Wife her up...then sex her up. Duh.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

im going to work her, don't worry.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338446)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

I wish I had faith in you...

Btw, don't be too nice to her. You'll end up just being her friend. But don't be too mean to her, else she'll be over you in a second. She likes you now. Please use this to your advantage.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to some event (i have no idea what you're talking about) that you'll really hate but don't be stupid.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338448)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: fragrant parlour

i approve

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338406)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

this is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJjA

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

IM RICK JAMES BITCH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338414)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338423)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: nyuug (I <3 smegma.)

FUCK YO COUCH

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Soggy box office black woman

ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338627)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

I'm so proud of him.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338636)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

siiiick

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338659)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys songs, but this is even better.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338695)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very moment.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy piazza

i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339831)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: erotic bisexual theatre elastic band

accidentally call her Rowan

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339838)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy piazza

rofl

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339853)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular base

he'll wake up

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339870)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339922)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: drab kink-friendly rehab cuckold

i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-inclined to pray to a god i don't believe in

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i was, kinda creepy.

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340055)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: drab kink-friendly rehab cuckold

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340065)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: brindle floppy garrison

*nods*

*shakes head*

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340069)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: Glittery brass parlor filthpig

bump

(https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341096)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Bronze cracking ape becky

nyuug just outs himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rZxCrb7iU



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