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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: dashing telephone I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: adventurous mahogany rigor It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: aphrodisiac jap lay you should submit your stories for publication. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: Vivacious underhanded locale i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: mentally impaired reading party roast beef You've done better. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: lemon stirring factory reset button IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: dashing telephone (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: rose swashbuckling church building don't go to any pizza joints this week. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: topaz mediation box office Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: submissive appetizing tanning salon tattoo infinity to the fucking infinity (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: dashing telephone Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: dashing telephone Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: aphrodisiac jap lay This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: lemon stirring factory reset button Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: dashing telephone I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac jap lay because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: lemon stirring factory reset button I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: dashing telephone I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat I already cracked the code. alabamajdesq = plucot |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: lemon stirring factory reset button There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: Alcoholic Multi-colored Masturbator Trust Fund If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: dashing telephone I do not want to get along. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: boyish dull range faggot firefighter exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: boyish dull range faggot firefighter Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: aphrodisiac jap lay nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: lemon stirring factory reset button What thread was that? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM Author: aphrodisiac jap lay search for "races reversed in pizza parlor" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235369) |
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Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Sienna pontificating internal respiration okay (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5790801) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM Author: opaque dingle berry you answered more than a year later? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#7215174) |
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Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM Author: Charismatic cyan spot you answered more than 7 months later? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8262164) |
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Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM Author: impressive beady-eyed area you answered more than 7 months later? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8559511) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM Author: Kink-friendly laser beams stock car you answered more than a month later? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#8821527) |
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Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM Author: impressive beady-eyed area you answered more than 2 months later? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9242066) |
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Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: Haunting Blathering Theater Stage you answered more than 3 months later? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#9448641) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: odious library chad neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: lemon stirring factory reset button Knobgobbler. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: awkward shrine hissy fit For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: shaky skinny woman LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: dashing telephone I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye* (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235331) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM Author: mentally impaired reading party roast beef I personally prefer "turdodynamics" (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235424) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: dashing telephone Engineer? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235433) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: mentally impaired reading party roast beef Nice catch (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235436) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:13 PM Author: dashing telephone Had to be. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235510) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM Author: Free-loading cracking toilet seat What gave it away? The dot or the towel? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235442) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM Author: Heady sable sound barrier cruise ship LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2435160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: awkward shrine hissy fit Subject: Horrid yet thrilling (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235284) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness why is nobody outraged at this? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: milky contagious dopamine lodge I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4191766) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: violent aromatic market keepsake machete the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#4911996) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: Bateful selfie stead you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5035705) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: wonderful round eye Easily the best post ever. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#5941716) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: Gaped sadistic scourge upon the earth idea he suggested This is a disgusting thread. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6056207) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Judgmental embarrassed to the bone church cumskin Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
(Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today) |
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Date: July 6th, 2006 7:52 PM Author: Indigo sneaky criminal office i feel like this thread needs to be bumped periodically for anyone who hasn't read it (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6154119) |
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Date: July 10th, 2006 6:33 PM Author: Sienna pontificating internal respiration (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#6180629) |
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