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| | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 10/26/26 | (17) |
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2nd cousin: "did you spike this nog? ;)" ur shrew gf: "no it's lactose free." |
06/08/26 |
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*carefully adjusts Stroock and Stroock logo to face outward in coffee shop* |
06/08/26 |
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Remember when libs thought Wendy Davis was going to be governor of Texas? |
06/08/26 |
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Let it be known that the 'Tiny Dancer' scene in Almost Famous |
06/08/26 |
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I'l try "I attackd my dad & all i got was this lousy snuggie" fo |
06/08/26 |
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uh no bloodacre, you get in for piety, not "pie eating" (st peter) |
06/08/26 |
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LOLSUIT against Peter North and his DUMBASS Dad... 2016 count it |
06/08/26 |
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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count * |
06/08/26 |
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Bernie: "No, absolutely not. Never made it to Grand Dragon. That's a lie." |
06/08/26 |
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Remember when Andrew Sullivan was a THING |
06/08/26 |
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had a dream last night that to be fair made the following post |
06/08/26 |
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9th grade. Gave girl roses to be my GF. She accepted. |
06/08/26 |
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Kallmans lawyer kallmanns lawyer everybody's coming to get me |
06/08/26 |
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Should I try out Seeking Arrangements on my next work trip instead of Tinder? |
06/08/26 |
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Should I just pay for onlyfans? |
06/08/26 |
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can we enter a COMPACT to entirely IGNORE nyuug? |
06/08/26 |
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oh cool i have a 2nd tab open i wonder what it is *its duplicate xoxo* |
06/07/26 |
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Just finished Thomas Piketty’s Capital. Wow. A fucking triumph. |
06/07/26 |
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Republicans are serious about budget deficits now |
06/07/26 |
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The idea that the U.S. is "overextended" is dangerous |
06/07/26 |
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"How to worship Jews and destroy your civilization" By Bobert B. Birdshit, PhD |
06/07/26 |
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Stuart Scott |
06/07/26 |
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$1 trillion to hit hole in 1 on a 400 yard par 4 or skin stripped off & fed to u |
06/07/26 |
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Zimmerman is a turning point in American ethnic history. |
06/07/26 |
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poast EUROVISION songs |
06/07/26 |
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What do XO dorks have against WET ASS PUSSY? Why does it make them MAF? |
06/07/26 |
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"Hepatitis J?! What the fuck?!" -- Peterman to ER nurse. |
06/07/26 |
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what is the purpose of online dating? |
06/07/26 |
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pic of Obama meeting David Geffen's young catamite |
06/07/26 |
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baldmaxxed, paunchmaxxed, shortmaxxed, debtmaxxed |
06/07/26 |
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On the sexual compatibility of aspie/autistic men and BPD/histrionic women |
06/07/26 |
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Reminder: BLM isn't about police but getting whites to accept black criminality. |
06/07/26 |
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Biz idea: movie theater playing nothing but Mel Gibson movies |
06/07/26 |
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Did Mel Gibson coin the phrase "pack of niggers" |
06/07/26 |
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Remember when Mel Gibson told us who’s behind all wars in the world? |
06/07/26 |
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Mel Gibson making sequel to Passion of the Christ. Title is “Resurrection” |
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Asked for two beefy cholos at taco bell, I'm so embarrassed |
06/07/26 |
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Mel Gibson is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
06/07/26 |
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Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Jim Caviezel release statement on Aslan's Country: |
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Mel Gibson has raised $171M for 3hr adaptation of 'Camp of the Saints' (Variety) |
06/07/26 |
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“VAN...u son of a bitch” *Van Morrison and Mel Gibson lock arms and flex bic |
06/07/26 |
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Do you remember when you thought Mel Gibson was crazy? |
06/07/26 |
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Zero to Hero Sailing Course in Palawan, Phillipines for only $1,100 |
06/07/26 |
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*woman chattering away for 2 hours, explaining that she is an 'introvert'* |
06/07/26 |
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Inside a lady's head #wyrm (New Yorker short story) |
06/07/26 |
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REMINDER: Winston Churchill on Muslims, circa 1899 |
06/07/26 |
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"Oh Chlis, why you no rike my pussy?" SP hears while cumming in son's asshole |
06/07/26 |
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2nd cuz: defriended her for taking BBD / Shrew GF: still crying over RBG |
06/07/26 |
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT AZN WIVES |
06/07/26 |
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2nd cuz- disturbingly sexy babysitter/ Shrew GF- visibly haggard, bitter |
06/07/26 |
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2nd cousin: Panties made of silk - Shrew GF: ambushed by a cup of milk |
06/07/26 |
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Baseball stadium “FraudCam” zooming in on your bald spot |
06/07/26 |
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“Oh Chlis! Why you still on computah? Go to sreep!” “Sure bud. Sure.” |
06/06/26 |
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Obama would remove his head @ night & float around the WH consorting with demons |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin skintight nanofiber armor; shrew gf hates rebel fleet with ardor |
06/06/26 |
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xoxo is the 2nd best site after slickdeals.net |
06/06/26 |
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Autistic 2nd cousin explaining how you're actually her 1st cousin once removed |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: pls bump it higher, shrew gf: this meme should retire |
06/06/26 |
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well, there's forcememing, shitpoasting, niggerthreading, gay threading, 2nd cou |
06/06/26 |
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Is xo equipped to deal with the 22nd century? |
06/06/26 |
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Rach opening XO membership: “Wouldst thou live schizophrenically?” |
06/06/26 |
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A golden retriever named Oilime in Bizarro World |
06/06/26 |
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A Gondorian golden retriever poasting from Rivendell on his Iridium, tp |
06/06/26 |
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future post collectors coveting rare "emilo" misspelling threads |
06/06/26 |
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The Character Assassination of Emilo by the Coward '''''''''''''' |
06/06/26 |
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Mr. Jinx in his I Heart Hegel thong claiming YOU'RE the poseur |
06/06/26 |
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2016-19 was xo's "Attitude Era" |
06/06/26 |
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RATING POSTERS as fake Chinese product reviews on amazon.com |
06/06/26 |
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Its a Wonderful Life but about if you didnt marry an Asian woman |
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2nd year female biglaw associates with praise kinks |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Orange, Shrew gf: ?????? |
06/06/26 |
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101 Dalmatians is the greatest film ever made |
06/06/26 |
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Christchurch Mosque was a literal Al Qaeda recruitment center |
06/06/26 |
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where can I watch the CHRISTCHURCH video???? |
06/06/26 |
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Frog and Toad Engage In Self-Care After Viewing Mosque Shooting |
06/06/26 |
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Frog and Toad explain that Zyklon-B leaves a chemical residue. |
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Deep Dicked Dads |
06/06/26 |
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"I can't, I'm a fag." (askav) |
06/06/26 |
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deBUSSY heh |
06/06/26 |
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your HS gf spreading her huge hot pussy hole on her parents kitchen counter |
06/06/26 |
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Thanks for listening to The Back Pain Podcast, |
06/06/26 |
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"Sup Brady" threads are played out unfunny shit, can't believe that people get |
06/06/26 |
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all this plexiglass everywhere did sweet fuck all to stop covid lmao @ libs |
06/06/26 |
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In 5 years people will be ashamed to admit they ever owned cryptocurrency |
06/06/26 |
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Just got a growler fill of McDonalds iced coffee (ricky) |
06/06/26 |
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Mr. Jinx sings Morrissey-style in a N. Dakota man camp kitchen |
06/06/26 |
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is there such thing as a 2nd chance on zozo |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cousin: Lets smoke a joint! Shrew GF: Tommy T makes a good point! |
06/06/26 |
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wtf. rach just enabled the "email notifications from marked threads" option. |
06/06/26 |
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Me&twins&jafar pitching round table discussion of Cyclonopedia to Meet the Press |
06/06/26 |
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Gonna start reposting old threads as updates like a 2nd rate sologirl site |
06/06/26 |
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my mind is so delicate, i smoked marijuana twice and almost went insane the 2nd |
06/06/26 |
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Mayim Bialik Spending Vaca on a Kibbutz Shoveling Cow Shit |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: my back needs lotion / Shrew GF: Quiet while I finish this motion! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Lord--my nipple slipped! ;)" Shrew GF: "Board membership!" |
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2nd Cousin: Compulsive Smiler / ShrewGF: Inveterate Toilet Defiler |
06/06/26 |
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Patrick Chung: A UVA Tale (part 1) |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz Tif: you have a GF?who cares?/ Shrewvanka: don't make Daddy climb stairs |
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2nd cousin: wearing nothing but a smile / ShrewGF: drafting motions for trial |
06/06/26 |
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FYI- A Golden Retriever is God, and Emilio is his Prophet |
06/06/26 |
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Picard Data make love nothing wrong mentorship sex sacred sex physical limitatio |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Should I dress whore-ier?" Shrew gf: social justice warrior |
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2nd cousin: look at my thigh gap!; Shrew GF: ugh look at these changes to GAAP |
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2nd cuz: "put your peen in!" Shrew GF: *reading Lean In* |
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In 1967 Israel opened fire on US naval ship killing 34 oops! haha still friends? |
06/06/26 |
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Toilet tentacle tenderly spreading your wife's labia |
06/06/26 |
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El Salvador to become the 52nd state |
06/06/26 |
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"1st of all I've never even heard of that site. 2nd, I post there ironically |
06/06/26 |
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Lifehack: read Stalin thread titles in 2nd cousin voice |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: u like my thong diaper?; shrew gf: OMG this mango couldnt be riper |
06/06/26 |
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2nd Cuz: “Head on the road?” Nullo BF: “I still unload!” |
06/06/26 |
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why does it have to be your 2nd cousin? |
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what is the most prestigious 2nd cousin thread of all time? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "c'mon, let's take one more dip" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Wanna do it with my friend? ;) Shrew gf: White supremacy must end! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Wanna have some fun? Shrew gf: DID YOU KNOW UVA IS A PUBLIC IVY? |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: "I want rifles banned"! 2nd cuz: *tosses you bandolier underhand* |
06/06/26 |
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your 2nd cousin carefully watching your face during Folger's commercial |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "Can u show me how nintendo 64 works?" |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: FIGHT SONG; 2nd cousin: white thong |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: born in 1999. shrew gf: passed bar in 1999 |
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2nd cousin: Aw, i'll teach ;) Shrew gf: Hate is not free speech! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: so much tightness... shrew gf: abolish whiteness! |
06/06/26 |
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No 2nd cousin threading? Sad. It's been a holiday tradition since 2013 |
06/06/26 |
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ur 2nd cousin rubbing next to u while doing her nails:"what were the 90's like?" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "I need punishment."; Shrew GF: "I need to punish men." |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: "well behaved women rarely make history" 2nd cousin: " |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: Ashkenazi. 2nd cousin: Nazi. |
06/06/26 |
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Your future wife complaining about her 2nd husband on an anonymous law chat bort |
06/06/26 |
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xo 2015: 2nd cousin threading xo 2019: 2nd husband threading |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Submissive; Shrew GF: Grad school application submission |
06/06/26 |
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BIG LAW 2nd yr mistakingly sent sex email to ALL FIRM instead of gf Allie (link) |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: works on spreadsheets. 2nd cousin: spreads on sheets |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin; Shrew GF: oldest running xo meme thread format? |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "my body, your choice". Shrew gf: "my body my choice!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: I don’t wanna walk right ;) Shrew gf: I’m going on birthright |
06/06/26 |
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shrew gf: hot sauce in purse; 2nd cousin: hot saucy nurse |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: “Yes! Yes! Oh God! Oh God!” Shrew gf: “Yes! Another tweet by the |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Down with the patriarchy; Shrew GF: "Down with the patriarchy!" |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: "AIPAC we must destroy", Shrew GF: "Find me a Shabbos goy" |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: I'm a Jewish princess; 2nd cousin: I really love incest |
06/06/26 |
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holy shit rach fixed 2nd page too!??!???! |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: Like my friend? I know ya want us ;) Shrew gf: He called her Pocahontas |
06/06/26 |
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"Law firms really have THEIR OWN conferencing systems?" ur 2nd cousin gushed |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cuz: "Merry Christmas!" Shrew GF: "Happy Holidays is a political litmus!" |
06/06/26 |
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Shrew gf: My masters! 2nd cousin: My master |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: makes out in back of car / Shrew GF: posts as Jafar |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin weeping under Paul Walker poster, needs consolation |
06/06/26 |
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It wasn't that bad until Obamas 2nd term |
06/06/26 |
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2nd cousin: Living waifu; Shrew GF: Giving WuFlu |
06/06/26 |
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