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What if the universe is actuality quite superficial |
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So Republicans drew additional GOP seats yet Dems are still going to win? |
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What can I do to charge my life like studying for the LSAT |
10/05/26 |
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<points at CSLG's sleeve tattoo> DASSA PRORR TERR |
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"ACH! A PRORR TERR" *Lt. HBS shines the jjc signar into the croudy Gotham night |
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Can't stop walking around house saying, "DAS A PRORRR TERRR!!!" |
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immensely enjoyable seeing all these truckers & farmers complain abt gas prices |
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Bro slandered by Lucy Craig sues Cornell |
10/05/26 |
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can't believe i'm only the #17th most active moniker |
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I spend my life learning how to live life |
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Polymarket: will jews flip their shit about 2026 Nobel Peace Prize? |
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MORE GREAT NEWS THIS WEEK!! Xo Bolsonaro going to JAIL in Brazil |
10/05/26 |
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ROFL: @bofrench has blocked you (I'm Tommy Turdskin) |
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Good banter. Emotional intelligence. Good flirt to roast ratio. |
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Country singer Zach Bryan wearing free Palestine shirt at robert krafts stadium |
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Cant believe my 17th most active moniker is still in the top 25 |
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Macklemore’s ‘Free Palestine’ shows in Dublin/Paris/London sold out in min |
10/05/26 |
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more believable: 6m jews killed in ww2 or 233 unique poasters on xo? |
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16 MAGA trucking companies file for bankruptcy |
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The absolute heinous cuckery of the Ukrainian Military Slave Catchers |
10/05/26 |
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Not now, babe. I'm fending off the Pedo League's claim that I use too much AI |
10/05/26 |
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US needs an additional $600 billion a year for higher interest payments |
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Cons get ready to be furious |
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Rate Byron Donalds’s white wife |
10/05/26 |
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r/youvotedforthat |
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Can someone tell me the story of Don Barzini? |
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sorry libs but the threat of impeachment 100% warrants declaring a natl emergenc |
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Talarico odds now at 67% |
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cons any problem with the future Attorney General wearing No Kings shirt? |
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Trump: "I would have won WW2 in 2 or 3 weeks, FDR was weak esp in the legs" |
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Cornell 7; Central Park 5; Auschwitz 6 Million |
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What are the top LUCY CRAIG memes? (Cornell 7 case) |
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30-yr 6% waiting room |
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cons are you fired up to claim fraud in 33 days? |
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80s/90s george wash. carver forcememe was dreamed up by high-iq megaracists |
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Gallup: +11 Dem party ID - link |
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Trump: If we inflate their savings away, they won’t own anything… |
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Welp cons, I guess you were wrong. Con policies are NOT popular with voters |
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🚨 Trump announces paid vacations for all US Postal workers through Nov 6th |
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40 year old lawyer brought hot 18 yo to party, was berated by shrew (story |
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El Sayed on Trump admin’s shit lettuce scandal |
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Cons plz react to this photo |
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Stuff like this is 10x funnier when Trump’s the one doing it |
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tp is doing great work |
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The Zimbabwe 1994 UFO sighting was crazy |
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Force rank Trump 47 blunders from worst to nothingburger |
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Just realized why they call Trump “47” |
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Trump announces new Ohio truck plant/700 new jobs weeks before midterms |
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Dem POTUS + Anthropic AI in 2029 = con terrorists are fucked |
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This is why you should ignore Polymarket odds |
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Anti-Indian Derangement Syndrome (AIDS) @YouHaveAIDS47 |
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Eagles fans have to suffer through Hurts at QB cause they won a Super Bowl lol |
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I've SUCCESSFULLY disputed a over $1,000 in charges from NIGGAland, lol NIGGAS! |
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MASE told me that Digger movie is actually Film of the year |
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"Not now babe, I'm analyzing the XO Megapoaster Weekly Spreadsheet report" |
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When's the last time you smelled actual cigarette smoke |
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you're crazy if you aren't using adblock + sponsorblock on youtube |
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Russians are Birdshit and just cut in line in front of me |
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Cornell's Winston 'BKC' Lee: "This chink slut won't be walking tmr" |
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Penn St announces bar on hiring Cornell grads: "We only rape boys here |
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When was the last time you smelled actual musky cock? |
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Thank you for including me in the debate |
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Farting so loud Stone Cold's entrance music starts playing |
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Hugging Face Incident - Is the AI still on the loose? |
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Bolsonaro was indicted for racism afte a speech at Sao Paulo's Hebrew Club where |
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Nothing more prestigious than pooping at the airport |
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This is my bat song, my civet cat song, |
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Indians are Metaphorically CUMMING in Birdshit's asses |
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Kash Patel's Birdshit GF Dumps Him back into the Ganges! |
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Steez claims jews were too spatially retarded to make pretzels and that's how |
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Cons have 50 pics of the rape victim but it's a different woman in each one |
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I’ve been CABOOSEMAxing the FlyingJ Lots- Darcey & C12 are done! (Peterman) |
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"The Reflecting Pool" might be peak pathetic TDS loserspam |
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40 year old I’ve been PETER PAN MAXXING at bars |
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Ken Paxton is so unpopular they have his ex-wife on tv ads to whip the base |
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NYT: NYU student says she hasn't consented to tomorrow's Gang Rape |
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Outside of work, I enjoy submitting to my Black King. |
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"Ms Dooberstein, your son already left school. His uncle, Lord PiddleSnout, came |
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Trump announces $10k 'Cash for Clunkers' Program, swapping Melania for Ivanka |
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Could go for some prime moose loin steaks right now |
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Your time ended 65 million years ago. This is a mammal neighborhood now. |
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Moose Pie Aspirations |
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peterman sighs, changes linkedin back from "day trader" to "human cum receptacle |
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ARISE WAGECUCKS! Another week of service to your ratfaced masters awaits! |
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the AI of TRUMP with Putin and Kim Jong Un is pretty funny |
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They're injecting illuminati mind control chemicals |
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High IQ Israelis: erecting Billboards of Gorgeous Indians. 50 IQ Birdshits: Cry |
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Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but... |
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Eating a ton of Smarties lately: mood is better, sleeping 40-50x better |
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Mr. Jinx warning that his bussy is the yankin' kind that makes you see stars |
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U.S. Marine murders lady to death in Japan. Guess race (medium-hard) |
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“We must beat the socialists so we can redistribute wealth” the MAGA declare |
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“Please don’t shower” Trump mewled as Xi unbuckled his belt |
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Any of you guys grateful for your job? |
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Image is nothing. Shtick is everything. Sprite. |
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June 2026: 912,000 Syrians living in Germany |
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Only 4 poasters never go 10 hours without poasting |
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Brown Skin, White Minds: Filipino -/ American Postcolonial Psychology |
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I so happy I have no idea what is "the Cornell case" |
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Disappointing that some poasters do not trust the plan. I can explain the plan. |
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All UFOs are CIA psyops. Except for those that are demons. |
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Is this pic AI, or is Wade Boggs absolutely jacked? |
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I promise my fans I'm gonna step up my stats this month |
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And I can play the sitar like a motha fuckin riot |
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Why do 1980-90s NFL QBs all seem like the same guy |
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Tamerlane's business-giving - link |
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Post your address if you want your dick sucked. I will suck your dick. |
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NSAM = prince tp |
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i expect they'll shut it all down soon enough |
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cum on my face you fucking nigger |
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I live my life like I don’t have two nickels to rub together (because I don’ |
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180^180. humans now can't distinguish Suno vs human generated music |
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Rt |
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I'll be Standing on Canal . . . and Bowery |
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New leader in the clubhouse for best Cornell 7 tweet |
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Reminder: America is ruled by the Ferengi |
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Starting a cover band called The Chris Cornell 7 (dupa) |
10/04/26 |
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I don't let men leave my apartment until their balls are drained |
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AI can basically decompile every video game ever made now lol. This is pretty cr |
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HE’S GAY! HE’S DEAD! HE’S HANGING IN MY SHED: SPACEPORN JOOONYERRR!!!!! |
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Viagra commercial with All the Small Things playing in the background |
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just asked for a bigmac "ronalds way" |
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Made Chicken Diane tonight. Instant classic. Super easy, highly recommend |
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Is fulano the brown pedo the most diseased poster of all time? |
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i defend large corporations' unethical and probably illegal behavior |
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Covid = under Trump's watch. Russian Plague = under Trump's watch. |
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My gay little ass WILL make you cum |
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GOY SUPERSTAR is getting thousands of likes on twitter. Consuela irate |
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Psychological hysteresis causing irreparable personality disorder |
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Megan Rapinoe unveils new hip hop persona, Megan da RappinHoe |
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I love my new huge stainless steel cooking pan |
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Fav cock ring? |
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GPT still saying GOY SUPERSTAR is it's favorite xo poaster of all time |
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Iran chases US bases out of Middle East; chases US planes out of Fairford |
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One rule when I suck dick: Never break the seal |
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No Godhead. No worldview. No inner world. |
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There's no such thing as a Godhead |
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i'm severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i'm severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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i’m severely mentally ill |
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My Black King rarely speaks; he just beats me when I'm out of line. |
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Musk kilt USAID: no lefty since won a POTUS election in Cent or South America |
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you love to see Fratty tp back in action |
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