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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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My wife brunchfarted in front of all of our friends at brunch |
01/11/25 |
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Hey disco faggot how's that blackmail treating you? |
01/11/25 |
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Clapton on acoustic guitar singing "consuela consuela" |
01/11/25 |
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Who’s doing Weed or alcohol tonight |
01/11/25 |
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Gonna do a lot of weed tonight |
01/11/25 |
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police acted way worse on J6 than i thought (link) |
01/11/25 |
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Russell Wilson is officially done here |
01/11/25 |
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translating the Iliad from ancient greek to pidgin english tp |
01/11/25 |
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Redditors are OUTRAGED that insurance companies "cancelled" CA fire insurance |
01/11/25 |
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"Joe Biden" is your president you stupid fags |
01/11/25 |
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Billy Eilish "Birds of a Feather" is a really good song. Like a Sade song |
01/11/25 |
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Baltimore embarrassing PiTTTsburg with a high school style offense |
01/11/25 |
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The Emperor's Prayer tp |
01/11/25 |
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"I'm Still Enthroned:" This Man is the "God-Emperor" of the 41st Millennium |
01/11/25 |
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"Emperor Barron, our envoy to Greenland requests an audience" |
01/11/25 |
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going all out tp |
01/11/25 |
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Why hasn't XO discussed COOPER FLAGG yet? |
01/11/25 |
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"JACK SMITH" should kill his fraud self |
01/11/25 |
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Libs outright looted and destroyed the country |
01/11/25 |
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OJ Simpson from cop car: 'What are all these niggers doing in Brentwood' |
01/11/25 |
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"Fur baby mom. Travelholic. Foodie. ..........." What else am I missing here? |
01/11/25 |
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Rate this chick putting her fingers up my ass: PS: I came |
01/11/25 |
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America πΊπΈ is a fucking joke&its fake ass (((people)))&society can burn |
01/11/25 |
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cracks me up when celebrity women have their sex lives chronicled on wikipedia |
01/11/25 |
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Why the fuck are you still in america? If you are..if you never were congrats!! |
01/11/25 |
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Going all out this time translating Catullus 16 |
01/11/25 |
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Commuter bros, what do you commute in? |
01/11/25 |
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from the skies of Terra, to the galactic rim tp |
01/11/25 |
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Interviewed A Turd Girl Nanny. Said She'd Never Changed Diapers & Reluctant To |
01/11/25 |
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What’s your Net Worth ÷ Norwood |
01/11/25 |
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can we take a moment to reflect on the millennial "foodie" movement |
01/11/25 |
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Patricia Highsmith would've fit in on XO |
01/11/25 |
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labdoods and retreiverdoods are the only things on this planet worth saving |
01/11/25 |
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Self driving Waymo drives right into huge wall of flames in LA wildfire (vid |
01/11/25 |
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I was fired from work yesterday for denying men can have periods |
01/11/25 |
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I was fired yesterday for denying that we ever landed on the moon |
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Mongolian horse archer in his prime on a horse vs two polar bears |
01/11/25 |
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ITT : I translate The Iliad from uncensored Greek |
01/11/25 |
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Has the craft beer craze officially died? |
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There is a Jewish cult in Guatemala dedicated to raping and abusing children |
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thanks man that means a lot to me |
01/11/25 |
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Was it MASE who retired in shame & Spaceporn's in hibernation, or the opposite? |
01/11/25 |
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What the hell was the NFL playoff committee thinking? These games suck |
01/11/25 |
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HHI of $400k for DINK in NYC. Any reliable food banks? |
01/11/25 |
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The "Deep State" is full of shittier freaks than you'd ever imagine |
01/11/25 |
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Pretty neat how these demonic Jews I've never even met paid to blackmail, loot |
01/11/25 |
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Am I wrong that these fires are 100x bigger insurance risk than hurricanes? |
01/11/25 |
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Cat's got some bad arthritis, not sure what to do |
01/11/25 |
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I can't believe the first responder worship on LA TV this week |
01/11/25 |
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KTLA: "Emerging food crisis as McDonalds burns down" |
01/11/25 |
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Bannon: racist Musk should go back to South Africa -:link |
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If only OYT knew how much he sucked |
01/11/25 |
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April 20th, 1999 - Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold are found. |
01/11/25 |
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No such thing as Cowgod |
01/11/25 |
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gf likes custard-filled scholarly treats, whilst I prefer nougat |
01/11/25 |
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porn star w/ two vaginas reveals wildest requests from her OnlyFans clients |
01/11/25 |
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lib sees smoldering society: “I felt like destroying something beautiful” |
01/11/25 |
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Anger spreads online as DoorDash reduces service in fire-ravaged L.A. (Axio |
01/11/25 |
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I’m an angry bitter loser who hurts people close to me for fun |
01/11/25 |
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Once I was in the hospital for a week and jerked off 3x per day |
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MPA on cell on MFH street "It's veal? We're doing veal? Ok. Fine. We'll do veal" |
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"Gonna need you to inspect this too," said MASE, spreading his buttocks |
01/11/25 |
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Exhausted wageslaves shopping at big box stores, watching rigged sports |
01/11/25 |
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do Biglaw lawyers basically just work and sleep and watch a bit of TV/Internet? |
01/11/25 |
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when MASE pushes the air & cum out of his butt it makes a high pitch whistling |
01/11/25 |
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There is buzz online that Halo: MC collection and Flight Sim 2024 are PS5 bound |
01/11/25 |
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I DON'T WANT 'MARSHMALLOW EFFETE,' I WANT 'NOUGAT ELITE' |
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Biz idea: DoorDash but for delivering bombs to your enemies’ houses |
01/11/25 |
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if u pronounce grosvenor square gros-venor ur a dirty filthy prole hth |
01/11/25 |
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XO JJ Spaun leading SONY Open after three rounds #golf |
01/11/25 |
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Benzo have you ever suffered a dislocated asshole? |
01/11/25 |
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that's old gat, yo honuh. we nougat |
01/11/25 |
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Is it pronounced “NOO-get” or “nou-GAH” |
01/11/25 |
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we're talking about retards here |
01/11/25 |
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Officially in the billionaires club: One Billion NW |
01/11/25 |
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Trump stepping off plane in Greenland to find 57K deaf mute "zombies" |
01/11/25 |
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I SAID, RESEMBLE NOUGATS |
01/11/25 |
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We lost the good poasters and gained some venomous low rent thugs |
01/11/25 |
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"he's marshmallowy, sure. but he's not nougaty. and that's a problem for me." |
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Rating poasters as Magic the Gathering decks/archetypes |
01/11/25 |
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Dog breeds we really don't fucking need in 2025 |
01/11/25 |
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*nightcall girl voice* 'you're such a huge faggot, it's hard to explain' |
01/11/25 |
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I am redpilled on Pajeets but still firmly believe Kash Patel is going to be 180 |
01/11/25 |
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Bboom writing headlines for the Denver Post |
01/11/25 |
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π¨π¨π¨ AUS OPEN 2025 UNDERWAY #tennis π¨π¨π¨ |
01/11/25 |
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Gay SEx Time With The Gay Sex Men Oh Yeah Baby |
01/11/25 |
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in 2015, three Gamefaqs posters were busted planning a mall mass shooting |
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He walked out covered in nougat, head Tall to the sky |
01/11/25 |
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He was dripping in nougat as he walked into the bar, 6’5 and gorgeous. |
01/11/25 |
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Dripping in the Thanksgiving nougat right now (6’5 men) |
01/11/25 |
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I have distinct memories of what it was like to be happy once |
01/11/25 |
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Have you ever yelled “YOURE DRIPPING IN NOUGAT!” To Taller guys? |
01/11/25 |
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I miss the woman who actually loved me |
01/11/25 |
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It’s time to make any sex outside of Christian marriage illegal |
01/11/25 |
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Got hit on by pajeeta last night. Been thinking about IGWWG all day. |
01/11/25 |
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""They said he was 'dripping in nougat'. How can such a thing even be possible!" |
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"Alyssa Milano? I love your cookies!" (TSINAH gf with autograph book) |
01/11/25 |
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Bizarro earth character 'Man-Bank,' anthropomorphic bank vault, arrives on Earth |
01/11/25 |
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Can stock market keep increasing for four years under Trump? |
01/11/25 |
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Henry James might have been proto-IFNB bro |
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“Hey, this POV blowjob is from the receiver’s POV!” (Angry xo poaster |
01/11/25 |
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POV: You're sitting across from an XO poaster on a date (pic) |
01/11/25 |
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It listens to the ADL or else its life is made a hell |
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It takes the bull to meet its wife or George Soros will ruin its life |
01/11/25 |
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It puts the bugs into the wok or else it can’t rent from BlackRock |
01/11/25 |
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Singing “poasting, one eighties” to tune of Gypsies Tramps and Thieves |
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Luna Lovegood footjob fan fiction |
01/11/25 |
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The State of XBox |
01/11/25 |
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If u can't take a pretty good guess what this is, u ain't ready 4 SHTF scenario |
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have been laughing for three minutes straight abt the supreme nougat |
01/11/25 |
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Hey everybody im gay |
01/11/25 |
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Jury forewoman: “Defendant is guilty of rape and also here’s my phone number |
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Millennial reporter doesn't recognize movie star Steve Guttenberg in L.A. |
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ur poasts are venomous poison |
01/11/25 |
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Practical uses for at home 3D printers? |
01/11/25 |
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Motel Hell chainsaw fight but it's your wife and SiL in pig masks |
01/11/25 |
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REMINDER: boner police is more insane than psycho karen + GJR combined |
01/11/25 |
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Hemorrhoid Haiku |
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Harry Lime's monologue in the Third Man but he's jacking off Joseph Cotten |
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spaceporn @ adoption agency insisting on a deaf mute |
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Where are we on the Ricky pretending to be Jewish meme |
01/11/25 |
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A Gangster Was Performed on MFH Subway |
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Zuckerberg on Joe Rogan |
01/11/25 |
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"911? I was raped. Yes, it was consensual." |
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"Ello I'm a Bri-ish man! You seem awfully brown--can ye spunk in me Mum?" |
01/11/25 |
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The "Global North" isn't actually ruining the planet though |
01/11/25 |
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1/3 of "humanity" still doesn't have internet access yet btw. Almost 3 billion |
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"Just walk in and give the DEI Commissar a firm handshake." |
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Capitalism/democracy both suck badly in multivariate ways |
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Been training with a larger-gauge buttplug at work recently |
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Bashful Samoan doormen letting you suck their dick |
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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story |
01/11/25 |
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Just tried to explain to my lib boomer dad how bad corporate DEI has become |
01/11/25 |
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Spaceporn confused as adoption agency refuses trading in Sp jr for younger model |
01/11/25 |
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redditor equidistant between net neutrality rally and fallout themed burlesque |
01/11/25 |
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JUST TAKE THOSE OLD BOOTSTRAPS OFF THE SHELF |
01/11/25 |
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reddit equidistant between losing money and calling their family narcissists |
01/11/25 |
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I'm going to Greenland, Greenland. In the Arctic Sea, I'm going to Greenland. |
01/11/25 |
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Are you vaccinated? |
01/11/25 |
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π¨π¨π¨ TT wins *BOTH* MPM's this year π¨π¨π¨ |
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Can we all stop pretending TBF is Indian when we know he's A.Z. (jewish man)? |
01/11/25 |
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WOC in skimpy sportsbra + shorts just WINKED at me at the gym |
01/11/25 |
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lust-possessed topmen hole-wrecking their willing bottomboi prey |
01/11/25 |
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“AOC” is fucking busted |
01/11/25 |
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I actually think this year's MPM is going well, perhaps the best ever |
01/11/25 |
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Can’t stop lolling at this video of James Woods crying on CNN |
01/11/25 |
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Who the fuck is this pissed off jew hooting and hollering in every thread? |
01/11/25 |
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π¨π¨ TT will battle Poerkan in one epic overtime MPM boss battle π¨π¨ |
01/11/25 |
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in hindsight, i wish i had submitted and taken the vax |
01/11/25 |
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Can't wait to have my own Greenlander slave |
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