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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Woah, 10 year bond yields above 4.5% - link |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue “xo wing” features recreations of Davis Polk office, 1992 Pizza Hut |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
04/11/25 |
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the comparative advantage of azn pussy |
04/11/25 |
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Douglas Murray calls out Joe Rogan to his face |
04/11/25 |
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Who wrecked it worse: Trump/U.S. Economy or Musk/Tesla Brand? |
04/11/25 |
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xo has become sentient |
04/11/25 |
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Should I move to Cleveland, OH |
04/11/25 |
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ITT: We track vandalized Tesla cars, dealerships, and charging infrastructure |
04/11/25 |
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Thomas Szasz recanting life’s work after five minutes with xo Poaster |
04/11/25 |
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Housing market is TTT as fuck |
04/11/25 |
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Bonds collapsing, EU in talks with China, inflation rising |
04/11/25 |
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“The groom and bride intend to spend their honeymoon in Bellevue” |
04/11/25 |
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“And what does this ink blot look like to you?” “A subthread wasteland.” |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue doc: "No, Taylor Swift PAYS YOU the $25k in the hypo" |
04/11/25 |
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DURRRRRR THE MARKET CRASHING AGAIN, WHY IS THIS? |
04/11/25 |
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We're gonna maek it |
04/11/25 |
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Waking up with an absolute raging hard on in your 40s |
04/11/25 |
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We already have plans to show up in the DSM-V, PDM-2, Merck Manual, pretty much |
04/11/25 |
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Need an AI agent to blank bump MPA threads I can't keep up I'm too old |
04/11/25 |
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My wife's sister in law bragged about her boob job all through Christmas dinner |
04/11/25 |
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Rate this cute white girl who behaves/believes she's a DOG |
04/11/25 |
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I didn't know Douglas Murray was an irl sodomite |
04/11/25 |
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Freud examining xo poaster: “Fucked if I know he’s just fucking insane I gue |
04/11/25 |
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"Even my MAGA Toupee?" whines TSINAH to the repo man "Especially the MAGA Toupee |
04/11/25 |
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all aboard the cart 2 Bellevue itt |
04/11/25 |
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"Visiting a patient? Oh...an...XO poaster? That's room 180..." (Bellevue) |
04/11/25 |
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*Bellevue nurse opens front door* *sees line of ir8 xo bros* |
04/11/25 |
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When I travel, car always running & Garmin programmed w Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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Still irate @ NYT article. Do they have Chipotle @ Bellevue? |
04/11/25 |
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So thrilled my kids will be able to get jobs assembling iPhones in the USA! |
04/11/25 |
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Shitlaw boss hands me flashlight and drops me off at Bellevue alley: get 2 files |
04/11/25 |
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Thoughts on new electric Escalade? |
04/11/25 |
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Xo 2012: cart me to Bellevue lol. Xo 2017: accepted to Bellevue, McLean, Broadmo |
04/11/25 |
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if you post on zozo and aren't psycho you need to be carted off to Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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China says US "will become a joke in the history of world economy" |
04/11/25 |
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Framed my law degree, my bar admittance & my certificate of sanity from Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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You, explaining MPM bracket on ur white board to partner: "Uh, Project Bellevue |
04/11/25 |
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Shrinks @ Bellevue shutting down XO, deciding experiment failed as a treatment |
04/11/25 |
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"Can you list the 75 nations?" "Well the EU called, thats like 30-40 right there |
04/11/25 |
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Navarro introducing new “Numberwang” system for determining tariffs |
04/11/25 |
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"What's behind the maximum security doors at Bellevue?" "Ohh...that's Group 2." |
04/11/25 |
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Girlfiend: "Why am I only number 2 on your speed dial?" Me: "Bellevue ER is #1" |
04/11/25 |
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Good morning, that concludes “Tariff Week.” All tariffs reset to 0% |
04/11/25 |
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"I was an auto admit once. Not law school, it was Bellevue psych ward. But yeah" |
04/11/25 |
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Blue States need to stop pretending Red States deserve the right to vote |
04/11/25 |
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rach recruiting new mods at Bellevue discharge counter |
04/11/25 |
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Donald, you’re out of your element! |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue doc: "What is the patients case history?" Nurse: "Um, he wrote, xoxohth |
04/11/25 |
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GWB: Great Recession. DJT: Great Depression. Republicans are smart! |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue shrink leafing thru your crude sketches of computer screens on t.p. |
04/11/25 |
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Had a really sad Doordash tonight |
04/11/25 |
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*Spins and throws hat in air like Mary Tyler Moore before entering Bellevue ER* |
04/11/25 |
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*signs honiara tp into Bellevue ER, hugs him* "It's going to be okay." |
04/11/25 |
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AutoAdmit launches new chain of fast casual forums: Bellevue's |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue doc: "he's having delusions again. thinks men can't be women |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue nurse: "So I inject pentobarbitol, he just said "credited" and nods off |
04/11/25 |
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XO: "Next Steps in Our Commitment to Bellevue" |
04/11/25 |
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Fuck "Gabby Petito" just another dead whore fraud |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue Emergency Room to host this years MPM Awards (link to invite) |
04/11/25 |
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I'm shipping up to Bellevue whoa I'm shipping off... to find my Jewish friends |
04/11/25 |
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FURKKKK, should've pulled the trigger on 3d printer |
04/11/25 |
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XO still working on Bellevue's wifi |
04/11/25 |
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Me: Bellevue. Of Counsel's office: No view. |
04/11/25 |
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just put my sugar baby on a PIP |
04/11/25 |
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*spins Bellevue commitment form to clerk on lazy Susan*: "Now with attachment." |
04/11/25 |
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Hypo: Trump announces NO income tax for ALL who SIGN oath of loyalty to Trump |
04/11/25 |
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*receives standing ovation as I check myself into Bellevue* |
04/11/25 |
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Hallmark special "Christmas at Bellevue" filmed live in front of zozo poa audien |
04/11/25 |
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XOs Wikipedia page reads like a Bellevue psychiatric case history |
04/11/25 |
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O fortuitous hotel lobby aquarium explode on me with 1,500 fish |
04/11/25 |
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The most prestigious posting from bellevue forum in the world |
04/11/25 |
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Bellevue Doctors instructing front desk not to admit any more stupid lawfags |
04/11/25 |
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"hi, bellevue?how many available beds do you- here, let me just fwd the thread" |
04/11/25 |
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Fortuitous Meteor: Please Handle |
04/11/25 |
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Driving back in silence from the trade negotiations. |
04/11/25 |
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Bane voice: “He’s from New Jersey, not New York “ |
04/11/25 |
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Louis Poasteur tp— who the fuck is this idiot? |
04/11/25 |
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“A Nougat Supreme! The Rat-Like Jew’s Dream!” |
04/11/25 |
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Christ is Risten |
04/11/25 |
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The stock market seems fine |
04/11/25 |
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"LIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *birds fly away from house as you check your 401(k) balance* |
04/11/25 |
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FIRING SEEKING ARRANGEMENT BACK UP |
04/11/25 |
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Trump: “Tariffs get us so far, we have to decrease WAGES to really boom" |
04/11/25 |
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Trump to offer lump sum $250k Social Security “buyouts” to ppl over 50 (link |
04/11/25 |
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Gemini 2.5 Pro is the best model |
04/11/25 |
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Cons please react to this list of POTUS budget deficits |
04/11/25 |
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English major who thinks RC is bullshit on the LSAT |
04/11/25 |
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SoL for insider trading is 6 years |
04/11/25 |
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A whole religion bound up in an Omerta code of silence |
04/11/25 |
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u can call me prole but Bush's "Sixteen Stone" is a perfect album. |
04/11/25 |
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Can't spell LIBERATION DAY without "LIB" ... LIBS UR RESPONSE???? |
04/11/25 |
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the US is not a place to raise a family, pursue a passion, or build a life |
04/11/25 |
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Market up: HAHA LIBS! Market down: LIBS! |
04/11/25 |
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Lawyers would this be an equal protection violation or nah? |
04/11/25 |
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which company is going to benefit from Tesla collapse? Rivian? |
04/11/25 |
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cslg is a ratty little psychopathic freak |
04/11/25 |
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“Bottom is IN!” (Peter Quince, casting Pyramus and Thisbe) |
04/11/25 |
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It’s so funny that tariffs are the one thing Trump truly believes in |
04/11/25 |
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Realtalk: I really like it here on XOXOHTH.org |
04/11/25 |
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Chinese Gov.: "U.S. has become a joke" ... Normal Americans: "Yup!" |
04/11/25 |
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Realtalk: Melanesians are just NIGGAS |
04/11/25 |
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Hypo: RSF and CSLG locked in a room and must fight to the death, who wins? |
04/11/25 |
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The economic aftereffects of Biden's disastrous economic policy are worse than I |
04/11/25 |
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DJIA loses 5000 in a week... goes up 200 points...animeboi: SEE LIBS! |
04/11/25 |
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once saw a vagina irl; scarred me for life |
04/11/25 |
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“Libs, your response?” you smirk in the empty fallout shelter |
04/11/25 |
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God damn, Birdshit countries sorely miss Rishi Sunak & Kamala Harris |
04/11/25 |
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Trump appointing “bird bird” as new US Trade Representative |
04/11/25 |
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the imaginative mind of a harlot reducing the particles of the world to cocks an |
04/11/25 |
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Wow so libs were right about everything? |
04/11/25 |
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TOYOTA JAN opens up about her struggles with IBS (link) |
04/11/25 |
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Rejoice loanmos! House passes bill authorizing SAVE |
04/11/25 |
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why didn't SBF hire a personal trainer & get fucking ripped b4 prison |
04/11/25 |
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"You have a mouth, don't you?" your Debt Collector suggested. |
04/11/25 |
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CSLG eternally chasing the Supreme Nougat like Wile E Coyote chasing Roadrunner |
04/11/25 |
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2027: CA Gov. Harris Has CSLG Arrested For "Sex Without Nougat" |
04/11/25 |
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My wife goes out of her way to feed my kids slop at all times |
04/11/25 |
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Oh, you trade? 180 moniker my man. |
04/11/25 |
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panda restaurant group launches fine dining concept: panda impress |
04/11/25 |
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boy i can’t wait to login to read 50000 spam threads about the market! (xo po |
04/11/25 |
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At what age did you realize sex is kind of gross? |
04/11/25 |
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I don’t just eat ass; I eat MAN ass |
04/11/25 |
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This is the PILOT of that Helicopter that crashed in NYC today |
04/11/25 |
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New show made for XO: G20 on Prime |
04/11/25 |
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China was the USA's third largest export partner. Who's is going to be now? |
04/11/25 |
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Technically Trump’s 4D chess goes back to at least 1930 |
04/11/25 |
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cucumbers your thoughts on this? |
04/11/25 |
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Two situations that seem INCREDIBLY RARE until they happen to you |
04/11/25 |
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Elon so busy saving Tesla he’s hardly even had time to censor libs on Twitter |
04/11/25 |
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China now says it will negotiate with Trump on a no-tariff policy |
04/11/25 |
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US elites: "We need a plan to tactically confront China" Trump: "LEEROY JENKINS" |
04/11/25 |
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Mr Bubble celebrating “Liberation Day” (surgically removed from TSINAHs anus |
04/11/25 |
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Chubby Asian accepted to all eight Ivies - says, “No thanks” |
04/11/25 |
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No we're not doing that. You're getting called a slur. |
04/11/25 |
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THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVG WILL NEVER FALL BELOW 40000 IN OUR LIFETIMES |
04/11/25 |
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Boeing will NEVER sell another plane to the World's Biggest Aviation Market |
04/11/25 |
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Catch 22 nightmare of spaghetti laws and unspoken/unwritten dependencies |
04/11/25 |
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I finished reading the "Feynman Lectures" and wanted to share some thoughts |
04/11/25 |
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*rolls out of bed, refreshed & hopeful**fires up xoxo and descends into mental i |
04/11/25 |
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“No I don’t go up there!” cried tsinah’s bottle of mr bubble |
04/11/25 |
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Can't believe the STOCK MARKET still hasn't stabilized |
04/11/25 |
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NY Times says the tariff on cars is still 25%, not 10% |
04/11/25 |
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Stefanik looks like the needy fat chick who would blow you in the chapter room |
04/11/25 |
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Cons how do you feel about this community note? |
04/11/25 |
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SCOTUS: Administration has to effectuate Garcia's return |
04/11/25 |
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rating poasters as the plot of an XO-inspired opera |
04/11/25 |
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Can't wait to move back to US to make $1.75/hour making Nikes (TT) |
04/11/25 |
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Heard Jews speaking "Yiddish" earlier |
04/11/25 |
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This is the dumbest timeline |
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