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Trump and Bukele: Neither one of us has the power to get this guy out of prison |
04/14/25 |
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Oh Malk! Why you no hab big locket ship rike Eron Muks hab ? He go harvard? |
04/14/25 |
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Who is the highest-ranking government official who's played a JRPG to completion |
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Fucked my first Flip (Filipina) recently. (Pics.) |
04/14/25 |
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Trump's only accomplishment in 4 years: deporting one guy |
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Your HS gf blushes. “Maybe...we could do some law stuff?” she says shyly |
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You have 1 new moderation |
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Your high school girlfriend flashing thong at you in hall to get your attention |
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Should I switch night job to day job? |
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Why does Steven Miller seem to think he's a lawyer? he's not, just like TBF |
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US aircraft carrier targeting Houthis got fucked up: Trump silent |
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Was never into the "Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels" in WWF. Thought he was gay |
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60% of Coachella general admission ticket buyers used Buy-Now-Pay-Later |
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Alive Girl leads 6 Women to Ride Big White Cock Rocket to Orbit (link) |
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Katy Perry going to space on a giant dick rocket is a sign of the times |
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Usha and AOC getting a little too handsy in leaked 2014 photos (link) |
04/14/25 |
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Michelle Obama: ‘I’m Not Divorcing Barack — I’m Choosing Me’ |
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Insane to not have been financing the government with tariffs this whole time |
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Did we walk on the moon. Yes or No? |
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Just woke up from a 30 coma is Trump still unable to deport people? |
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What sort of pubic hair grooming style does Kristi Noem have? |
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Air India passenger urinates on fellow passenger in business class |
04/14/25 |
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Anyone else feel that earthquake just now (socal) |
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Asked AI what the best evidence is that Moon landing didn’t happen |
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Do you get an erection when haircut lady massages your scalp? |
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Rank White Lotus seasons |
04/14/25 |
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ChatGPT says OJ did it |
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Mickey Rourke spots you coming into Big Brother house. "Fag alert!" he calls |
04/14/25 |
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It's all over and you never had a chance |
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Oh, I wanna dance with my rapist, want to feel the heat with my rapist |
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This tariff shit is like a humiliation ritual for MAGA |
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White Lotus Season 3 review |
04/14/25 |
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BREAKING: ALL FEMALE SPACE CREW EXPLODES INTO OCEAN!!!! |
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what the fuck is "white lotus" |
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woman is raped, becomes astronaut |
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NYT: haha oops ADHD is completely made up sorry |
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Trump calls TWO emergency pressers today to make sure markets stay in the red |
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"Great meeting with Tim Cook. Tariffs on South Korea now 100%! Have fun!" |
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Trump: “Lmao no. We’re still shorting the market.” |
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self-made millionaire taking q's (TSINAH) |
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How’d they find 20 guys willing to kill themselves on 9/11? |
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Fatal Flaw in Tombstone: Kurt Russell can't really act |
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Someone should make an XO cookbook |
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Mickey Rourke kicked off Celebrity Big Brother for homophobic language |
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Syrian security forces nap while guarding christians |
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*AOC voice* "Here's your problem" *pulls 6 inch yarmulke off head* |
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You need to spend 4-5 hours per day online just to keep up w/ the discourse |
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"That's not how white men argue!" (Tucker watching two kikes litigate) |
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May my enemies' mistresses discover each other and become cinematic |
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Popular childrens books but they are about XO poasters |
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1000 Hand Handsome- Azn girls travel to Hindu temple to snag Beta Jew Dorks- CNN |
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Cons prepare to be furious |
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Thought "I'm not divorcing Barack, I'm choosing me" was xo flame |
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T2 but it’s Emilio using a minigun to shoot prayers at heathens |
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"Nothing weird at all about a bearded hobbit in a bearskin hat ruling the GOP" |
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libs on Twitter love calling Elon’s son his “human shield” |
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"Zerg Rush betrays anti-Chinese bias in video games" |
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"which raza is this por exactly haha" |
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LIV tour should add Mario Golf features like exploding ball and random tornados |
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Anthony Cumia goes after Bill Burr |
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January 20, 2029: "Yo, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, solemnemente juro que |
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Living at home is such a drag Your mom threw away your best lawyer mag |
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Trump "repeatedly confusing Tiffany for Pam Bondi" at family gatherings |
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Eat the bugs. Screw in the iphone screws. Live in the domestic pod. |
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Kristi Noem appears to have traveled to El Salvador for a gangbang |
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Trump Pardons Fraudster who stole $80 million from Native Americans (link) |
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I don't care Trump lost me 300k+ in Stocks, wtf is Israel being Tariffed 10%?!?! |
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Tintin 20th Anniversary Special: Welcome to ZoZoland, Tintin! |
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"I don't want criminals in this country" huffed Trump (convicted felon) |
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Davis Love III: HOF golfer, hot wife, collects cast iron skillets. U: poast |
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Tony Romo has played over 500 rounds of golf with Scottie Scheffler |
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Don't blame me, I voted for the other retard |
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1-877-GOLF4KIDZ, G-O-L-F golf 4 kidz, 1-877-GOLF4KIDZ, Donate your course today |
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May my enemies' mistresses discover astrology and become erratic |
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boomers got jobs so easy they started playing golf all day 2 fill time |
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Tesla now trading below where it was when Elon asked employees not to sell |
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Remember when libs were trying to do 'BIPOC'? |
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Saw a guy golfing with an AutoAdmit logo polo shirt |
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Free associating words/images and blank bumping 10 year old threads for an hour |
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Dustin Johnson and his white wife ruined golf forever |
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Should I buy a Mercedes dealership? |
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"You NEVER will retire Goy, you will work in Israeli owned iPhone factory" |
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Rate this golf WOC |
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Broadway casting new all-female Glengarry Glen GirlBoss |
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MY NAME IS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MIIIIIKE |
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i miss my wife |
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you don't have protection? I guess we'll "do it law" haha |
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the rise of "Luxury Vinyl Plank" flooring was the death knell |
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TT buys into marketing swinging up, it abrudly turns negative |
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“Haha I guess lots of great posters are out golfing. I’ll just wait here unt |
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Trump forces Vietnam to make a deal. Art of the deal is working faggot libs |
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tumble of cute dorky blonde girls in sundresses playing topgolf |
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You wake up late for biglaw man you dont wanna go |
04/14/25 |
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went to go golfing but ending up posting on first tee for 3 hours |
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Saw Canadian geese on local golf course. Don't worry, I'm ok. |
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My new golf shorts "swish" when I walk, like on Seinfeld |
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movie idea: godfather but in climax partner golfs while associate files 5 briefs |
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Consulting interview. Asked me golf balls question NOT FLAME |
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"Auburn's library is one the nation's elite. Golf Magazine voted it #1 in 2015." |
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Pretty weird that disco fries hates family life but kept having more kids |
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Can Trump just turn the entire country of Scotland into a golf course already? |
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Koepka in post-round q/a session "Who cares? It's only golf." |
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lol so Trump is just gonna leave that guy in El Salvador ? |
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I'm gonna cheatmo. Any pointers? |
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Saxon jerking off his brother was underexplored tp |
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sim glitch: sid meier's simgolf |
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Anyone else take calligraphy in their golf academy? |
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I'm fat |
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“Wanna go to Lawyers’ Point?” “Jim! Not on the first date!” |
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Being a top golfer would be incredibly 180 |
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The Trump-Abe golf trip was peak vaporwave. Here are some commemorative images. |
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Kyren Lacy killed himself DURING A POLICE CHASE |
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Walked in on my kid playing lawyer with the neighbor girl |
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Golfers always have super hot classy wives |
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Washing ur sheets at 2am after having another law dream |
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No, I'm pretty sure 6 million died. Come to my office as soon as this call ends |
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Pre-9/11 sim glitch, people played golf all the time on the streets of MFH |
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“Son, if ur gonna do law, be safe.” *hands teen some malpractice insurance* |
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Girl in tight sweater saying she won’t practice law until she passes the bar |
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*hits tutu pipe* *settles in recliner* *opens xo* *Top Golf threads for 18 hrs* |
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Lob friend only uses wedges at Top Golf |
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Prediction: the Bezos rocket with all the celebrities will blow up |
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Why haven't there been any good NEGRO golfers since Tiger? |
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Golf course architect from Scotland arrested for threatening Steve Sailer |
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currently watching a boomer hit golf balls on a stand up paddle board |
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Housing price are about to plummet |
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The most prestigious golf major champions' dinner discussion board in the world |
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Golf shirts are 180 to wear, even if you dont play golf. |
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kids in my high school drove golf carts around the moon all the time it was nbd |
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Seeing these ancient looking dudes in their 40s makes me so glad I gave up golf |
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Blasian golfer credited for bring America together and ending prejudice |
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ITT: We track vandalized Tesla cars, dealerships, and charging infrastructure |
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In Japan they call hockey "slippery golf" (wikipedia) |
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Is a 2nd major championship more important in tennis or golf? |
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*lowers lotion in basket for animeboi* "k can u blank bump like a normal poaster |
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Leaked footage of HRC and Huma grinding up and snorting nephilim bones |
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RFK Jr should go after the "dinosaurs had feathers" 'scientists' next |
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Rampant inflation, stocks drop while female 1%ers shot to orbit in metal penis |
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Dads used to take sons to a DLA satellite office for their first law experience |
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Ur best friend suggesting you practice law with each other so when it’s time f |
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Hanging out with ur jr high buddies: “So what do you think the law feels like? |
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Practicing law in the bathroom while your mom asks what’s taking so long |
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"We're making a pact, bros! We'll all pass the bar by the end of prom night!" |
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shy high school girls using their electric toothbrush as their first gavel |
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Karoline Leavitt closer in age to her baby than her husband |
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The thrill of finding a stack of E&Es in the woods |
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But BARRON touched the ear of his father, and it was made whole |
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"I'm being gaslighted by the longhouse femsplainers," said the alpha male |
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With fear for my diaper, I dissent |
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Asians haven't dominated pro golf like this since Tiger's heyday |
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