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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Rod Blagojevich releases 4 hour podcast on how he was supposed to be Pope |
05/08/25 |
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Leo had no desire to be Pope, just wants local orphanage to be saved from closur |
05/08/25 |
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Popemobile leading state troopers, Illinois Nazi party on huge car chase |
05/08/25 |
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Market is getting nuked straight to hades tomorrow. Prepare your anus |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo having the Bean moved to St Peter's Square |
05/08/25 |
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The rhetoric programmed mind and other fallacious thought |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals blocked his request to be Pope Ferris Bueller. |
05/08/25 |
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"Your Holiness..." "Please, call me DAAAAAAAAA Pope" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to incorporate guns into "most" priestly functions of Mass |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo renaming it the Sistine-Pritzker Chapel |
05/08/25 |
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"I'm here for the deep dish pizza party," said the depressed cardinal |
05/08/25 |
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Just bought the domaine pope.com, this is gonna be 180 brothers (CSLG) |
05/08/25 |
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Leo speaking Ex Cathedra: Eucharist to be celebrated with hot dog and Old Style |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo holding Easter mass at Brookfield Zoo |
05/08/25 |
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Dennis Farina beatified |
05/08/25 |
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"Malort be with you." "And with your spirit." |
05/08/25 |
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Gen X guys in the 90s drove Saturns and played Sega Saturn |
05/08/25 |
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Mass attendees to receive Old Style instead of wine |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo denounces Mountain Cat tp for blasphemy against Michael Jordan; Judaism |
05/08/25 |
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ICE tp breaking down Vatican doors wearing giant sombrero |
05/08/25 |
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Church website quietly replaces "Gluttony" with "Soccer" on list of 7 Deadly Sin |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo's new podcast features interview with guy who knew John Wayne Gacy |
05/08/25 |
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Leo: who's the Walter Payton Man of the Year now bitch? |
05/08/25 |
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New Popemobile to be lifted F-250 with coors light cooler installed |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo walks out into the balcony, sets down a can of Liquid Death |
05/08/25 |
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Entire Green Bay Packers organization has been excommunicated |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo teaching the cardinals to "shuffle" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo canonizes full roster of 1985 Bears |
05/08/25 |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/08/25 |
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American pope = horrendous news |
05/08/25 |
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JJC must be super stoked |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing the "DLA Piper Exception" to abortion ban |
05/08/25 |
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Empty shelves, for-lease signs and job layoffs point to recession by summer |
05/08/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/08/25 |
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Real talk, does anyone rep Chicago as hard as me? |
05/08/25 |
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Leo on how he made it "I was on my grindset" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo bedeviled by cheeky gopher at Vatican golf course |
05/08/25 |
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Dennis Rodman named US ambassador to the Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo admits it was him flaming colt on Twitter re: Chicago gangs in 2017 |
05/08/25 |
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"A relatively new part of the Papal Regalia, the Pontifical Sleeve Tattoo is a |
05/08/25 |
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Catholic Church files amicus brief in Jenner Block case |
05/08/25 |
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Gibberish baseball thread. We got rocked today. My kid was sick and barely pitch |
05/08/25 |
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I rep Chicago so hard with this account. |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo to clarify doctrine on whether Winnetka counts as "Chicago" |
05/08/25 |
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Chicago is 1/3 Hispanic. That has to change (Pope Leo) |
05/08/25 |
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I rep Chicago wayyyy more than chicagoadchick |
05/08/25 |
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New Popemobile just an 87 Camara IROC-Z |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo spotted carrying Adriene Vermeule's Admininistrative Law casebook |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: If you liked this video, and of course you did, you can click here or |
05/08/25 |
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But I thought a worldwide council of Catholic leaders would support Israel |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces plans to canonize Muddy Waters |
05/08/25 |
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Papa nougato amictus est |
05/08/25 |
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look jesus helped undesirables in the bible so that means we need infinity immig |
05/08/25 |
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American Pope's First Words: "Hello, I'm Retarded like all my Countrymen!" |
05/08/25 |
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15 more years of "Catholic" shitcons screeching that the Pope is shit |
05/08/25 |
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Usha Vance sending Indian Drone to defecate on Pope Leo for anti-JD Tweets |
05/08/25 |
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So the new Pope, who is infallible, dislikes Trump? |
05/08/25 |
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"sport pepper" is currently the most googled term from Vatican City. |
05/08/25 |
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Prevost does not like JD Vance (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Women are evil dumb and retarded |
05/08/25 |
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yeah babe it'll all work out youre only 28 get an IUD for 5 more years |
05/08/25 |
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Vatican opening new chain of sports bars, "Leo's Place" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo's Twitter account only has 50.5K Followers |
05/08/25 |
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Was The Founder Of The Nation of Islam A White Guy From Oregon? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "...that abomination, AutoAdmit.com tests the limits of God's Love |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo baptizing with neon green holy water on St. Patrick's day |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo appointing cardinals Dave Chappelle, chris pratt & dwayne "the rock" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "Ketchup on hot dogs constitutes grievous heresy" |
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Pope Leo decrees that DePaul men's basketball is back. |
05/08/25 |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo, former Bishop of Chiclayo, forever guido of Chicago |
05/08/25 |
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ITS PREVOST |
05/08/25 |
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Are there even any Chicago poasters left? |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals regretting appointment of Pope Leo after deep dish pizza party |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo in Feb 2025: "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo establishes rival College of Cubs |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces new meme coin on Solana blockchain |
05/08/25 |
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MICHAEL THIS IS UR FATHER I'M ABOUT TO BECOME HEAD OF THE CHURCH |
05/08/25 |
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The Second Western Schism, traditionally dated to 2025 Papal Conclave, was |
05/08/25 |
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Jews have been pushing CATHOLICISM on US shitcons for years now |
05/08/25 |
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why hasn't rach updated the xo favicon to be rainbow colored? |
05/08/25 |
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Why are India/Pakistan soldiers angrily prancing around border like peacocks? |
05/08/25 |
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Glenview Pumo: How does my ass taste? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo upset with his Italian Beef order. |
05/08/25 |
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Israeli Drones Downed In Pakistan (PICS) |
05/08/25 |
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*Glenview Pumo storms into the chat* |
05/08/25 |
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Me sucking colt's hapa son's dick to keep him awake while he shoots up his schoo |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "They don't understand the things I say on Twitter..." |
05/08/25 |
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Cops are evil dumb and retarded |
05/08/25 |
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Patrick Deneen's corpus being translated into Latin so the Pope can read it |
05/08/25 |
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Please turn to Hymnal #232, All of the Lights. |
05/08/25 |
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we said PrePONE not Prevost bloody bastard bitch |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo appoints Lori Lightfoot & Brandon Johnson to College of Cardinals |
05/08/25 |
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Photo emerges of new Pope outside Subway at 3AM with MAGA hat and noose |
05/08/25 |
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I'm a new poaster |
05/08/25 |
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rach, come ITT plz, I have a question |
05/08/25 |
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Fmr LLWS Hero (92 HELLOSIR Forfeit) & MLB Pro Sean Burroughs Dies At 43 |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo says he only trusts repoting by Nicholas Fondacaro and Neil Cavuto |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo officially pardons Kanye for Donald 2 in an act of supreme grace |
05/08/25 |
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The Pope is “Height” |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announces 3 hour audience with Graham Hancock |
05/08/25 |
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Robert Francis “Beto” Prevost |
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Catholic school kids in Nairobi wearing donated Pizzabella '25 merchandise |
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Pope Leo's first words: "Jamie, are we live?" |
05/08/25 |
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Pope seen sporting "alternate jersey" now available for pre-order pope.com |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo retweets Jack Posobiec bragging about his Catholic faith |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo: "Sunday mass now presented by DraftKings, Cardinals to wear City Conne |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Prevost is on board with Trump's deportation agenda |
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Pope Leo Appointed Prevost Of The University Of Chicago |
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Libs memory holed up the “Maryland man” when it became clear he’s guilty |
05/08/25 |
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"I'm not even Catholic but oh well" a baffled Scott Rolen told the reporter |
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Papel Garb "City Edition" images leaked |
05/08/25 |
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So Pope Leo is a "Fake American" Anchor Baby w/Mail Order Bride Mom? |
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Chicago Pope releasing statement in support of Maryland Dad |
05/08/25 |
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The Cardinals can now get back to focusing on the NL Central |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo expected to speak ex cathedra on which Consoles won the Gen |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo Starring In Musical As Lawyer For Murderer Rene Zellweger |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo adding urban camo pants, cans of white Monster to Swiss Guard gear |
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Is that WMTP driving the popemobile? |
05/08/25 |
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They're going to be serving deep dish pizza in Rome now and you're gonna like it |
05/08/25 |
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Emilio, luis and ricky playing hacky sack before homeroom |
05/08/25 |
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*Kanye’s God Is slowing getting louder as you dive into a TBF subthread* |
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Pope Leo orders the Sistine Chapel to be clad in polished steel. |
05/08/25 |
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"I just think he had the nougat" - Gary Gaetti explaining his pope vote to CNN |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinal Pizzabella canceling plans to install animatronic animals at Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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Recount on conclave vote: Some cardinals just voted "for the pizza guy" |
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Pope Leo convening synod to discuss whether it should be Sears Tower or Willis |
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SUCK MY FAT GIRTHY JEWISH COCK MIG |
05/08/25 |
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St. Peter's Square brought to you by DraftKings |
05/08/25 |
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⛪ "Habemus Papam… et Prius!" here at MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA. Follow the White Sm |
05/08/25 |
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American Boomer Pope Aged 70. This Papacy May Be For 20-25 Years |
05/08/25 |
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lol@ fake jews dressing up as Catholics. Enjoy your new PAPA |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo declaring NY style pizza "a matter of grave error" |
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Why are companies building custom AI's given how good foundational models are |
05/08/25 |
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Rate this prediction market chart |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals confused about a beach on a lake. |
05/08/25 |
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2028: Pope Leo taking year off papacy to play baseball as gambling allegations |
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Pope Leo firing tommy gun at Eliot Ness on running boards of cadillac |
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*90s Bulls intro music plays* HABEMUS PAPUM |
05/08/25 |
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Disaster strikes after Cameron and Ferris crash Pope Leo's Popemobile |
05/08/25 |
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2025 - 2026: Investigations into the nature of self (self-employed). |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo, best known for his contributions to The Davinci Code film, |
05/08/25 |
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dinosaurs are fake, moon landings are fake, aliens are fake |
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JD Vance ripping up confirmation certificate, converting to Mormonism (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo excommunicates Jerry Reinsdorf. |
05/08/25 |
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Habemus papam! |
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Pope Leo ordered "elite exorcism team" to lift Curse of the Billy Goat in 2016 |
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Pope Leo requiring second collection at all masses to fund Chicago teacher pensi |
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Pope Leo "the wall around the Vatican just got 20 feet higher" |
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