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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Where does this new "pope" stand on homo priests raping children? |
05/08/25 |
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Pizzaballa leaves Catholic Church upon hearing about new Pope's heretical pizza |
05/08/25 |
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How much of this boomer money are you getting? |
05/08/25 |
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the only true biological urge is to make your parent proud of you |
05/08/25 |
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MS Word: "You want that bullet point way up here in a different format, right?" |
05/08/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/08/25 |
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Leo speaking Ex Cathedra: Eucharist to be celebrated with hot dog and Old Style |
05/08/25 |
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Trump will complete the system of German idealism - video |
05/08/25 |
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so farming and ranching is the only honest pass time in the world? |
05/08/25 |
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Favorite Reddit phrase: "worth his/her salt" |
05/08/25 |
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should i accept boyfriends proposal or break up w/ him & forever pine away 4 mpa |
05/08/25 |
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Weirdest thing about reddit: why won't they name companies in their posts? |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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US automakers upset with Trump over UK trade deal |
05/08/25 |
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mysteries of the world explained away by hormonal reproductive cycling of female |
05/08/25 |
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Places where men can be men |
05/08/25 |
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non-whites who immigrated here post-1965 should have to be reparations |
05/08/25 |
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i have what they call "retarded personality disorder" |
05/08/25 |
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, MIG |
05/08/25 |
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I had chicken Alfredo pasta from olive garden about 6 years ago,it was good |
05/08/25 |
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Wait we got a BLACK POPE after all??? |
05/08/25 |
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Leo XIV looked exactly like John Cazale in his youth |
05/08/25 |
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"Just transfer it to me in Coinbase. Venmo takes too long and charges too much." |
05/08/25 |
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Hans Zimmer reveals his favorite score from his own filmography (link) |
05/08/25 |
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People who say “company X will accept BTC soon!” |
05/08/25 |
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luis googling male celebrity wavy hair while Emilio drives him to the barber |
05/08/25 |
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People abhor zen |
05/08/25 |
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Mass choir rapping drill in Latin |
05/08/25 |
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Showing up to the party 13 years late waving your tiny dick around |
05/08/25 |
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locals up in arms over "willis basilica" rebranding |
05/08/25 |
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is are McPope hiding something? |
05/08/25 |
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Gunnerattt and MPA having a "bald off" contest |
05/08/25 |
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high energy production at low cost is the hallmark of a successful society |
05/08/25 |
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Emilio tp, I got good vibes for the remainder of this year |
05/08/25 |
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"indigenous" is jewspeek for demon fallen angel bloodline |
05/08/25 |
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You would let a man have gay sex with your ass for the right price |
05/08/25 |
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Steve Bannon predicted new pope, said he is a lunatic shitlib (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo renaming it the Sistine-Pritzker Chapel |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo establishes rival College of Cubs |
05/08/25 |
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the band Brand New is seriously underrated |
05/08/25 |
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all my niggas nazis niga heil hitler |
05/08/25 |
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Gibberish baseball thread. We got rocked today. My kid was sick and barely pitch |
05/08/25 |
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Brand New has gotten back together, now on Tour |
05/08/25 |
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signing off, fuck this whole earth |
05/08/25 |
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a rotating ceiling mobile of perfect distance communication thru aligned orbits |
05/08/25 |
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Halperin: Biden Crime Family, Inc., is out of money. |
05/08/25 |
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New Pope muttering "Bartman delenda est" at the end of his first speech |
05/08/25 |
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Can we see Robert Hur's report now? |
05/08/25 |
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Rate this painfully CRINGE LinkedIn post from a BigLaw Associate |
05/08/25 |
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more important that we know Who Is In Charge than having food to eat |
05/08/25 |
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the productive getting continuously fucked in half by shitdick "authority" |
05/08/25 |
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Judge is agreeing with my client because he’s Tall (at trial not flame) |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo inviting Portnoy and Khan for Beer Summit @ the Vatican |
05/08/25 |
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any other civilization where retards do fuck all for people act like in charge |
05/08/25 |
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Just a totally normal, chill +21% day for ETH |
05/08/25 |
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so liberals talk big fuckin game do absolutely jack shit abt anything 4 anyone? |
05/08/25 |
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"gettin down on the farm" blaring as Napoleon & Co sentence Boxer to glue factor |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo is best remembered for inventing deep dish Eucharist |
05/08/25 |
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one day god will wake up from his slumber and burn this entire plane of reality |
05/08/25 |
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Emilio, luis and ricky playing hacky sack before homeroom |
05/08/25 |
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we were THIS close to a Filipino pope |
05/08/25 |
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Tracking lsd’s prediction that Clinton Obama and Biden will be arrested |
05/08/25 |
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"Marxist Social Justice Pontiff" to the tune of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" |
05/08/25 |
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so your whole family and everybody you know remembers your son is a rapist? |
05/08/25 |
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Did boner police run Wilbur off the board? 120… |
05/08/25 |
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how much longer do you think they will try to bury their sins w piles of money |
05/08/25 |
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How fast was GJR at running? |
05/08/25 |
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Mig, why did you murder your dog? |
05/08/25 |
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is unemployment just a daily grind of examining your flaws |
05/08/25 |
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CSLG.exe integrity check failed. Attempt recovery? [Y/N] |
05/08/25 |
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Billy Joel - Vienna (IMY2 Cover) |
05/08/25 |
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Jesus was a extra terrestrial |
05/08/25 |
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if you worship "america" or anything in it you're a fucking retarded asshole |
05/08/25 |
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Judeikoff |
05/08/25 |
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the property right flows to the party that values it most highly |
05/08/25 |
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what's pizzaballa doing rn |
05/08/25 |
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Wow great news: you'll still be able to buy shit made in England next year |
05/08/25 |
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YOU'RE a faggot. and YOU'RE a faggot. and YOU'RE a faggot |
05/08/25 |
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“I’m here for the pizzaballa party,” said the depressed cardinal. |
05/08/25 |
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I don't even have the words to describe how ashamed I am of the american people |
05/08/25 |
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I wept 30min into Clair Obscur—how fucking gay am I? |
05/08/25 |
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Kid shows parent why Common Core math is superior to the old ways (link) |
05/08/25 |
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how many beings do you think exist in this place & who are you doing this to |
05/08/25 |
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I get held down, and get squanched again, mommy never hears me shout |
05/08/25 |
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turns out ur pile of lies doesnt stand up much to the radiant sunshine of truth |
05/08/25 |
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Single men over 35 in denial of beating Margit |
05/08/25 |
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YOU OWE *CLAP CLAP* YOU OWE *CLAP CLAP* |
05/08/25 |
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I would love to get a degree in Canon Law & do Vatican cases |
05/08/25 |
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College student runs red light; entire family all illegal & facing deportation |
05/08/25 |
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any life in known universe that does't think human beings are pure fucking shit? |
05/08/25 |
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Tax man kicking your door in with castration equipment, asks when u want to pay |
05/08/25 |
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doodikoff cannot and will not have sex until he beats Margit |
05/08/25 |
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No name. no credit history. 17 years of involuntary chemical torture |
05/08/25 |
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Trump is a 78 year old woman in man clothes |
05/08/25 |
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Goy Story 2 |
05/08/25 |
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My bad I didn't realize the absolute truth was so offensive |
05/08/25 |
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Excluding Home Value, Median 50yo Net Worth only 94k |
05/08/25 |
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Any other survivors of state chemical torture here |
05/08/25 |
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"Becky, they didn't know his name, and sentenced him to chemical torture!" |
05/08/25 |
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imagine thinking shaq is a better player than hakeem- bloodacre im calling u out |
05/08/25 |
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You're stupid as hell. and you're all gettin FUCKED |
05/08/25 |
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judge nigger wasn't happy. and YOU'RE getting tortured! |
05/08/25 |
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So some faggot cop doesnt get his bribe money 1 month & ur family tortured |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo Is An Avid #Tennis Player (Link) |
05/08/25 |
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4 months into office, Trump has led US in taking over world's largest religion? |
05/08/25 |
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A fascist revolution would be so sick ngl...so many freaks need crucified |
05/08/25 |
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20s have been a kooky decade so far: two existential crises already |
05/08/25 |
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Bannon isn't worth shit. Who's really paying to promote him? |
05/08/25 |
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that's so hot, becky. he regularly wins 15k trials |
05/08/25 |
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nuclear 'waste' is literally some concrete barrels with used hazmat suits in the |
05/08/25 |
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LAW SCHOOL IS A WARM MOIST DUNKABLE TREAT GO HAVE FUN |
05/08/25 |
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When has a civilization every rejected a major technology breakthrough 4 no reas |
05/08/25 |
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Not addicted but always feel better when taking ANY drug. Lol @ sobriety |
05/08/25 |
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so nuclear pwr would make everything 2 efficient & break slave torture plantatio |
05/08/25 |
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how many children has this pope seen naked |
05/08/25 |
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Soccer pro named "Bald Asshole" ejected for sticking fingers up opponent's butt |
05/08/25 |
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Pope leo touches your head: Blessed are the meek, for HAHAHAH nah |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo XIV Endorses American Tariffs |
05/08/25 |
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Why is everyone on XO so offensive? |
05/08/25 |
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The best part: India started the whole thing, called it "Operation Sindoo"" |
05/08/25 |
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Eucharist already comes with fries |
05/08/25 |
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Al's American Beef a huge hit in Rome |
05/08/25 |
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Islamabad? More like Islamagood! |
05/08/25 |
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Wilco sung at Sunday mass |
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aliens don't want anything to do with you and think you're faggot |
05/08/25 |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
05/08/25 |
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Irresponsible to send your kids to “school”. Should train them on social med |
05/08/25 |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo thrilled to learn there's a third type of sausage in Italy |
05/08/25 |
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Girls in sorority at my school used to “gravy boat” Tall men as a pre-game |
05/08/25 |
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"This is really shitty." -- the Devil to Pizzaballa at the deep dish pizza party |
05/08/25 |
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WTF Drumpf is now gonna raise taxes on legal fees on trials >$15k?? |
05/08/25 |
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RSF used to fantasize about the US military putting lives at risk for Israel |
05/08/25 |
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WTF Drumpf is now gonna raise taxes on incomes >$2.5M?? |
05/08/25 |
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Won another $15k trial today |
05/08/25 |
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Japanese RPGs vs American RPGs vs European RPGs. Who is king? |
05/08/25 |
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Hitler had in him the stuff of which legends are made |
05/08/25 |
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US: Pakistan's Chinese-made jet brought down two Indian fighter aircraft |
05/08/25 |
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Pope Leo prouncing it as "Si-stein" chapel |
05/08/25 |
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Never Mix snow with dirt |
05/08/25 |
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Cardinals blocked his request to be Pope Ferris Bueller. |
05/08/25 |
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Leo had no desire to be Pope, just wants local orphanage to be saved from closur |
05/08/25 |
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Trump is the most retarded potus of all time |
05/08/25 |
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Vatican City Italian sausage food cart licenses selling for $1mm a pop (link) |
05/08/25 |
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Hamas is more powerful in NYC than in Gaza |
05/08/25 |
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Trump: "Bootyjudge rides to work on his bicycle with his husband on the back" |
05/08/25 |
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Where is Bocks? |
05/08/25 |
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Ignore the headlines, Trump is secretly killing it |
05/08/25 |
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do zoomers still drink canned/bottled "drinks"? |
05/08/25 |
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"Your Holiness..." "Please, call me DAAAAAAAAA Pope" |
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