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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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excusing oneself from a social group conversation with “i’m gay” hits diff |
11/15/25 |
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Leased a Cybertruck today |
11/15/25 |
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When lightning strikes a lake why dont all the fish die? |
11/15/25 |
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I would commit genuine atrocities to get my ex gf back or equivalent |
11/15/25 |
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Alternate timeline where Dunedain cowboy & Muscadine Wine are my older brothers: |
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 1992 |
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Are birdshits the weakest and lowest iq race? |
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Trump snaps at reporter for asking why he doesn’t just release the files |
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Later authors of the OT had a thing for this creature called a "hyrax" |
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I love cum and cocks, brother (CSLG) |
11/15/25 |
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Uspo: Uh, Sex, Previously? 0 |
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Nancy Mace hurling Mary Daly book against wall as AG Lynn Conway |
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“Dupa the Snoot” sounds like a Damon Runyon character |
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Emilio my golden just turned 6 and I cried knowing he will have cancer someday |
11/15/25 |
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No watch is imbued with spirits from the past. That's schizo talk |
11/15/25 |
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If I were employable outside Disneyland parks, being OYT's neighbor would be 180 |
11/15/25 |
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I genuinely enjoy cum and cocks brother (CSLG) |
11/15/25 |
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Wild to me how much energy and time people spend on autoadmit archive deep dives |
11/15/25 |
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I actually can't imagine Trump sucking dick. I could see him getting dick sucked |
11/15/25 |
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So an “air fryer” is basically an oven but made of synthetic plastic? |
11/15/25 |
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Chinese car tries to copy Range Rover stunt, fails (video) |
11/15/25 |
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Goth gf: I need a golden retriever bf! Disney princess gf: is a golden retriever |
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Trump Considering Plan To Make Mortgages Transferrable To New Home |
11/15/25 |
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russian slut who scammed me out of $3 just got drafted to die in ukraine 🤣 |
11/15/25 |
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non-Asians who are brand conscious |
11/15/25 |
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Magic jewelry |
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I'm deployed in the Army oversees for 6 month. I asked my Buddy to keep my Wife |
11/15/25 |
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do libs really think pedophilia and ephebophilia are morally equivalent? |
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50 unresponded hinge messages I sit around masturbating fantasizing suicide |
11/15/25 |
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Dakota Johnson is the final boss of art hoes |
11/15/25 |
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Having a few friends over for a "dinner party" costs like $400 now |
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Wild to me how much energy and time people spend on political argumentation |
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I’m not a perfect poaster; there’s many threads I wish I didn’t bump |
11/15/25 |
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rate this of counsel and his new wife |
11/15/25 |
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Crash-landing on a planet populated with Natalie Imbruglia c. 1997 clones tp |
11/15/25 |
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Landlord Redditor makes thread. Hilarity ensues. |
11/15/25 |
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Engineer who worked on Autoadmit.com (2004) disses modern remake ("ZoZo") |
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Rate this Mexican podcaster who has taken a job from Americans |
11/15/25 |
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Truth nuke: Anyone who didn't "peak" during XO circa 1995 is |
11/15/25 |
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Mommy gf: loves to please ;) Shrew boss: never says “please” |
11/15/25 |
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Going Asian & Going Aslan meeting in the Interstellar bookcase realm (link) |
11/15/25 |
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whok, CUM ITT |
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Rate this Mexican dishwasher who has taken a job from an American |
11/15/25 |
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What should be the estate tax rate? |
11/15/25 |
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so, Epstein docs show his close ties to Dems and his hatred of Trump? |
11/15/25 |
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Alina Habba sunbathing topless in 2005 |
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And I think to myself, what a rich inner world |
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🎶On the 12th Day of Christmas, my ZoZo read to me…🎶 |
11/15/25 |
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Can't find any IRL examples of people getting busted wearing replicas |
11/15/25 |
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We have such Dodgers & NPB inspirational moments to show you |
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lol at math teachers. researchers find first even prime number (link) |
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Don Draper is a loser in Mad Men |
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Huckabee: “Jews are God’s chosen people and the foundation of all morality |
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This cop needs to be fired |
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Will Smith, Dodgers & Will Smith, Wild Wild West meet in Interstellar bookcase: |
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Julia's Princess Jasmine + Blue Smoke's Half Life 2 Alyx cosplay c. 2005 (pics!) |
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If women werent so oppressed they wld be KINGS and shitz |
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Russian bros hunt down mercilessly butcher depraved Hahol arty crew |
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women developed to communicate solely with children imho |
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Successfully replacing 7-OH kratom with hard liquor |
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"Bad" things you did, or could do, as a kid that parents de facto approved of |
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Kash about to get Ray Epps’d |
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First names of Alabama CFB recruits, 18 years (1 generation) apart: |
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Anyone here read all of Moby Dick? It starts out gay on the first page |
11/15/25 |
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All you pedos on xo will definitely love this clip (link) |
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moby starts to play but you turn it off and put on cafe del mar |
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been listening to a ton of Moby starting when xo was clowning on him last week |
11/15/25 |
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No musician in history had a better run than Moby 2000-2002 |
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*Moby appears in your dream* 'This is a message from the afterlife--' |
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Listening to "Play" by Moby and thinking about the 90s |
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15 years later, who won the Eminem vs Moby feud? |
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Kid lays two Xbox controllers on his dead dad’s grave (not flame link) |
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Reminder that bald nerd Moby definitely fucked 16 y.o. Natalie Portman |
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Moby: "Eminem used to make fun of me. Now he is me." |
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Moby: "My bros on my tweet blog all knew I was dating that bitch." |
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a fempoaster sent me nudes when I was 15. not flame |
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Most normies don't even see a diff between pedo and ephebo |
11/15/25 |
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describe last time you “crashed out” irl itt |
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Like 30% of the houses in my neighborhood are empty boomer trophies |
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Autoadmit / XOXOhth is a pure Triumph. Basically a perfect WebBlog, unironically |
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Shinzo Abe “see you space cowboy” meme except KamalaSexy tp 🪽🪽🪽 |
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Usha and AOC getting a little too handsy in leaked 2014 photos (link) |
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Gen X Student loan balances are PROOF that they're Poor than millennials |
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H1B but only for thin slutty solo pajeetas ready for pipe |
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Parents are weening their kids off screens by getting them a Switch 2. "No games |
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LOCK OF THE DAY BAMA -6.5 vs Oklahoma |
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ricky = justin baldoni |
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Why the fuck should I donate to my lolschool??? |
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I'm 58, Divorced, and Dating Again, but Women Just Seem to Care About the Size o |
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finding myself becoming more & more attracted to indian autoadmit poasters |
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If all Boomers had the integrity of Bill Watterson modernity would be 180... |
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Trump dumps MTG, calls her a “ranting lunatic” |
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Does anyone actually drink champagne at a jewlery store? |
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Rate my GFs list of things to talk to my dermatologist about |
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Ricky looks and acts like Adam Levine circa 2025 (FizzKidd tp pictured right) |
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If your alma mater had OCI and you aced it, you should donate imo |
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"Blue Man Group" show now features raw bareback gay sex |
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Turdeep poasts he's in Argentina for Conference, gets 4.2m Views |
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*takes screenshot of xo to show to mom at thanksgiving* |
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the sound of seagulls and waves |
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Slowmo Mr.Kitty AfterDark.mp3 playing as TT machine gunned into mass grave |
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Julia and TBF prove importance of poasting with Punjabi Princess Jasmines |
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finding myself becoming more & more attracted to indian women |
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cum butt |
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you need one of these goy |
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I realize now that I will never do anything significant or make a difference. |
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Jim Morrison screaming 'BREAK on through' as you post 17 years on dead lawboard |
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unprotected receptive anal sex with men 💀 |
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"This America First thing isn't going anywhere!" - my boomer father |
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When will America gain its independence from Israel? |
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Using $2000 tariff dividend vto buy a replica of an expensive watch cr? |
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It don't matter because it's enough / To be young and in love |
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Oldhlsdude are you a freemason? |
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Clinton Foundation Said to Be in Talks on a Saudi Government Real Estate Deal |
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About to hit the ceiling (TSINAH) |
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rate my workout |
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Is it officially over for diamonds? Walmart selling 1 carat earrings for $100 |
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Does/did anyone actually like Blue Man Group? |
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NO DBG SATURDAY |
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Dodgers gf: "<3 my colonizer bf" Blue Jays gf: nostalgia for old UK commonwealth |
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Bon Iver on a sunny Mammoth Mt. day is a peak experience IMO |
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Movie idea: "Old Wives" |
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So the new Epstein release is blowing up in Dems' faces right now? |
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I have no idea if Trump fucks kids |
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Man Who Stuffed Parakeets in His Pants Faces Smuggling Charge (NYT) |
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tsinah: i have an interview at ur alma mater. rate me as a course u took there. |
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Princess Jasmine twin @ Rosewood Sand Hill said "to be fair" while serving drink |
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All my bulls love watching my ass bounce. 🥰 |
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is gemini 3 being the GOAT juggernaut best in class model already priced in |
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John Fetterman’s Memoir Is Unlike Any Politician’s Book You’ve Read (NYT) |
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Northwestern Wildcats about to upset "the" Michigan Wolverines |
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It's laughably INSANE how disgusting SLIMEPITS and "Women" are |
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Why do proles think "half goes to taxes" |
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“Do You Remember Rock and Roll Radio?” |
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Miami (Ohio) QB Dequan Finn ends season to focus on NFL |
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Roger Waters’ Radio K.A.O.S. is criminally underrated even by him |
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ranting lunatic tp |
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Radio XO We're all 180s! |
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Radio Disney We're all Ears! |
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Rach finally texted me back, said he’d be back in ~2 weeks from cig run |
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Terrible: Trump lowers tariffs on dozens of food products |
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Tdnw is a Jew lover. Should be required to put a Star of David next to moniker |
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Trump is the modern James Buchanan. The finger in the dam. |
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I wanna know why cucks become cucks? |
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Just sat down and ate a half dozen Russians with bloodacre |
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lmao, remember when we locked ourselves in for over a year over some faggy flu |
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#3 Texas A&M (9-9) down 30-3 to S. Carolina (3-6) at halftime |
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Your future ex-wife rattling off her favorite Golden Girls episodes: |
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MAGA reveres Trump SO MUCH that they were like “Ok, so he fucks kids. Whatever |
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I consider middle eastern and Jews to be birdshit adjacent |
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