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 |  | STICKY: changes of the day | 11/02/26 | (47) |
| | STICKY: search now pulls everything up to 90 days ago | 11/02/26 | (35) |
| | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 10/31/26 | (206) |
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just hopped on rocket league voice chat with nippon professional baseball tp |
11/02/26 |
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found out my friend is a swim instructor in the valley, told her about cslg |
11/02/26 |
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Legitimate cases for asylum, but enough about Xo Poasters |
11/02/26 |
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"Becky, it's so hot. He has threads older than I am about his law school enemies |
11/02/26 |
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I tried everything. I played 4 white guys and an Egyptian. |
11/02/26 |
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"Oh Malk! You rike a watch me touch myself? You rike a mah pussy rips?" |
11/02/26 |
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Female co-pilot was indeed hot (before she was incinerated) |
11/02/26 |
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John King showing Wolf Blitzer where remaining unbumped election threads |
11/02/26 |
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I have secondhand embarrassment every time I hear Troy Jackson speak |
11/02/26 |
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Box grinding on you, unblinking: “How do you like my emo music now??” |
11/02/26 |
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Can't, gotta re-up on Molk. Haha, yeah, Jocko Molk (TM) |
11/02/26 |
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"I'm LEFTIST, not LIBERAL. Like the Swedes." |
11/02/26 |
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Yea no babe it says "by you" but i didnt make those idk it just says that |
11/02/26 |
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The Gentile Jake Gyllenhaal feels.......familiar. |
11/02/26 |
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Millennials who believe it when people say they look younger than their age |
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20yo Pilot Chick Called Mayday Mayday Then Declared Emergency |
11/02/26 |
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OIL AND GAS DICTATORSHIP |
11/02/26 |
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Lone Wolf and Cub but its HojRasko pushing scholarship in baby cart |
11/02/26 |
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Plane crash was actually a tactical nuke in disguise (NSAM) |
11/02/26 |
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Male Bonding in the Age of GTA VI: an NYT deep dive (link) |
11/02/26 |
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jizzed tits and a smile |
11/02/26 |
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Buddy of mine resembles a gentile Jake Gyllenhaal, great looking goy honestly |
11/02/26 |
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NPB does your wife grab her ankles when she sucks dick? |
11/02/26 |
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Reptile friend hates skittles, refuses to "taste the rainbow" |
11/02/26 |
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skittles commercial voice: "dat cancel..." |
11/02/26 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge |
11/02/26 |
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“eww gross. He’s like 40 years old.” |
11/02/26 |
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“To honor Ocasio Cortez we should go to a bar—I’ll pay :)” |
11/02/26 |
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“speaking of holding seats, how much longer till you show up haha” |
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"There's very little interest in buying Skittles at midnight here," the realtor |
11/02/26 |
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Butt plugs slowly reappearing in libs from the future |
11/02/26 |
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Skittles commercial voice: "Asking, for a friend." |
11/02/26 |
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“Not much, looking at the NYT dials. Btw if you ever want to dial me here’s |
11/02/26 |
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“Oh you didn’t vote? That’s okay, as long as u don’t make a habit of abs |
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“Are you getting my texts? I hope the Kochs didn’t suppress them haha” |
11/02/26 |
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“I hope there’s lots of flipping tonight. Congress seats that is ;)” |
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Any chance I can get you to turn out for tapas on Thursday? ;) |
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“I know, those voting lines are long. I get if you need to reschedule—it’s |
11/02/26 |
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BLUE WAVE: Dems writing in “POTUS” on ballot and then writing “Hillary” |
11/02/26 |
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Last minute election ads: “haha, anyway, polls Tuesday night?” |
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The stitches in Nate Silver’s rectum humming “Fight Song” as results trick |
11/02/26 |
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@realdonaldtrump To celebrate Election Day I am declaring 1st annual Purge. Enjo |
11/02/26 |
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A frail lib shrieking EXPELLIARMUS at man wearing MAGA hat |
11/02/26 |
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“Not much just gathering leaves. Don’t worry, I’m not a rake ;) |
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Magnum PI, except it’s AssFaggot tp solving crimes in a Hanshin Tigers cap |
11/02/26 |
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The System of Doctor Bool and Professor Berry |
11/02/26 |
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ur ancestor: hunted, gathered & fought. u: "THEY'RE REMAKING OCARINA OF TIME" |
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Gunnerattt’s game was cute & creative but fundamentally wrong, as usual |
11/02/26 |
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Ur second cousin jumping on trampoline, November wind making her nipples hard |
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Libs going to get Hillaryed tomorrow |
11/02/26 |
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MAGA, any last words on your last day of being taken serious? |
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The glory of being online is I can't tell if Autoadmit poasting is gay or not |
11/02/26 |
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WMTP fitting fourth toboggan up ass as Guinness Book ppl stare astounded |
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Reminder : “rentahuman” hit 20k MRR in 2 weeks |
11/02/26 |
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He then tells us that we need to make "beautiful babies", tells me how handsome |
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Step 1: get an MDiv Step 2: Renounce Christ Step 3: Become Loathesome |
11/02/26 |
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When the trunks are gone from your thighs and all ur gyms have naked guys |
11/02/26 |
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im a generational voice but it's a generation of gay angry frog people |
11/02/26 |
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*Arcade machine music* JEW NAMER 2! |
11/02/26 |
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Nate Silver sucking cock @PA bus terminal. Twist: his predictions were all accur |
11/02/26 |
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cucumbers holding my hand as Jugashvilli brutally assfucks me |
11/02/26 |
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Earl uses a zucchini on his prostate. I use Earl's girl on mine. Its all good. |
11/02/26 |
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Sheepish NASA explaining that polling data accidentally on shuttle |
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Ur future wife watching just the first half of I Spit on Your Grave over and ove |
11/02/26 |
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No I don't want no trunks trunks are on guys not in the IFNB |
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amelia earhart panicking, smashing buttons on control panel, eating chocolate |
11/02/26 |
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"Did u vote?" "No but I made some 180 threads and got blank bumps" |
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24 y/o GULC 2L forcing herself to tear up for her ballot selfie |
11/02/26 |
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This is my fight song, flip out at slights song |
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insane to me that doodikoff is liveposting and no one is engaging |
11/02/26 |
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rach vibecoding new features with multiple unnoticed bugs |
11/02/26 |
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the largest bug ive found so far on xo is julia no longer poasts tasteful nudes |
11/02/26 |
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Whites in Georgia are so fucked |
11/02/26 |
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"What A Girl Wants", Christina Aguilera plays as Lawman8 shares skittles with me |
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Set up a local LLM machine… now what? |
11/02/26 |
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14 years later and we still can't bump old threads |
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Two hard cocks and a molly! Two hard cocks and a molly! |
11/02/26 |
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) |
11/02/26 |
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Discovered mushrooms growing in my butt crack (Disco Fries) |
11/02/26 |
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How various posters respond to needling |
11/02/26 |
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ITT: We Archive the Brutal, One-Shot Kills of XOXO |
11/02/26 |
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trump flown to india to have Gerbil removed from Ass: |
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Someone send this guy an invite code |
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Yellow lab friend pretends to be golden to fit in @ Homeward Bound convention |
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good morning |
11/02/26 |
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Learjet Victims IDed: TX Tech Entrepreneur, Wife, 4 & 2yo, Nanny, Fam Friends |
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The Box TP speed waddling into that airplane crash thread to explain how it wasn |
11/02/26 |
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Being in NORAD during a general nuclear exchange = a peak experience? |
11/02/26 |
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Hot take: Female Lear Jet pilot was actually good at her job |
11/02/26 |
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Consuela, why spend so much time reading JUNG when ARISTOTLE exists |
11/02/26 |
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Sim Glitch: Marilyn Manson more popular on Spotify than Nine Inch Nails |
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Jocko Molko |
11/02/26 |
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Jocko Molk: It's Molk (TM) |
11/02/26 |
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Only value criticism + also sensitive to rejection |
11/02/26 |
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Was "Dream Warriors" by Dokken the best 80s movie tie-in to a music video? |
11/02/26 |
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November Surprise: Trump Just Struck Iran Tonight. ROFL Goyim |
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Final pre-election poll of most-accurate 2024 pollster |
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Deadly Towers was a good game - an ambitious dungeon-crawler |
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Why do you need to be 67 to take SS if born 1969-1979 but I can take at 62? |
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Nathan Felder predicted the Lear Jet Crash |
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Ernest Hemingway wrote some great short stories |
11/02/26 |
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RATE Liz Hurley, 61, In An Almost-Naked Halloween Costume (PIC) |
11/02/26 |
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Should I fuck your sister up her smelly asshole? |
11/02/26 |
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RACH EDIT IS NOT WORKING |
11/02/26 |
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Girl called me a “chopped chud” and her friend said I was “unc” wtf |
11/02/26 |
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<><>DA IRON CHAINZ OF CRIPPLING DEPRESSION AND LONELINESS<><> |
11/02/26 |
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Sometimes I move my pee pee from the vagina hole to the poopie hole |
11/02/26 |
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struggling with alcohol and cocaine for the last 8 months |
11/02/26 |
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I'm vibe-coding a game where you try to ascend your phenotype |
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The State of the Bond Market. I Have Deployed an Extraordinary Amount of Capital |
11/02/26 |
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Hey, I know our last date took a nose-dive, but how about another chance, haha |
11/02/26 |
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suicide seems so appealing |
11/02/26 |
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wow, it gets dark kind of early now. |
11/02/26 |
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Small town texas dairy queen |
11/02/26 |
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Is OOT remake going to sell like 2.875m copies and be Ruinous |
11/02/26 |
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recs for Spain trip? |
11/02/26 |
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24 hours left on Vivek Ramaswamy’s relevance |
11/02/26 |
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Explaining xo's resurgence to stunned 22 year old dental hygienist |
11/02/26 |
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rach did you see we got the 50,000,000th poast inside the 5,000,000th thread? |
11/02/26 |
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Rach is still here, Chadding us around |
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reddit gf: let's play nintendo wii. xo invite gf: username "cowgodhead tp" |
11/02/26 |
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drinking daily for the better part of 10 years and has never received help |
11/02/26 |
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new bikini pix of crazy michigan azn girl (pic) |
11/02/26 |
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8==D - - ( . )( . ) |
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HALEY STEVENS TO ENDORSE KEN PAXTON NEXT! (Sean Spicer) |
11/02/26 |
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** Official 26-27 College Basketball Thread ** |
11/02/26 |
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The glory of being straight is I can't tell if guys are attractive |
11/02/26 |
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I knew I was going to marry my rapist after he roofied me |
11/02/26 |
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Vivek just flipped the script. It’s anyone’s race now. |
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Why are MASE and MiG beefing? |
11/02/26 |
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who else will be playing wow forever? |
11/02/26 |
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Crazy protests in Ukraine after torture chamber discovery |
11/02/26 |
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Watching Snow Patrol's Open Your Eyes video before junior/senior class trip (tp) |
11/02/26 |
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Freddie tp & I resemble the Madden bros IRL (working on rich mommy gf part) |
11/02/26 |
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South Americans look exactly like Polynesians but we’re supposed to believe |
11/02/26 |
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American politics is just a pendulum swinging back & forth as both parties fail |
11/02/26 |
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The media being so absurdly in the tank for libs is all propaganda |
11/02/26 |
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GTA VI changed my life |
11/02/26 |
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SCOTUS, annoyed with Trump faggotry, rejects DOJ Cali appeal |
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Trick Daddy - Let's Go plays as doodikoff squares up vs boomer hitting on his da |
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Karlstack = worthless bum, bitch boi for zionist billionaires, smells like shit |
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Rate this Oxford don's massive tits |
11/02/26 |
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Magistrate dismisses DOJ case against 2 FBI agents accused of lying to Congress |
11/02/26 |
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Am i the first person to ever sign up via invite code? |
11/02/26 |
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Markets crashing, bombs landing, teens vabbing ohhhh what's happening |
11/02/26 |
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GTA VI bread and circus for the incels |
11/02/26 |
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Be honest: How many of you don't wear deodorant? |
11/02/26 |
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Fighting for my fucking life rn bros holy shit |
11/02/26 |
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Autoadmit is now a Zoomer safe space |
11/02/26 |
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*rides Epona through Hyrule* |
11/02/26 |
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