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Mormons believe that God has a fleshy, dangling penis
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard They refuse to speculate on how big God's penis is, though. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127315) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: orchid spot potus what?? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127341) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:32 PM Author: excitant peach den roast beef Quiet, the spic is opining on white society. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914530) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:13 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison See, this is the type of post I like. I hope the thread can steer clear of racism (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127349) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard That relates to the Mormon 'Mark of Cain' doctrine.
Mormons also believe that North America used to host a massive civilization composed chiefly of two great tribes, and that today's indians are descendants of the 'evil' tribe. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison Yeah I'm aware of Mormon teachings... I was just hoping people could talk about something without interjecting racial slurs into it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127368) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard As long as we can still slur the lazy, dirty dagos. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127372) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:16 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison Haha, yeah they're still fair game (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127374) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:17 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Guidos. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127384) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison I'm German-Irish... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127392) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: shimmering startling pozpig headpube Subject: "Well listen, my kraut-mick friend..." (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3573043) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127362) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot That word really doesn't have as power as it used to anyway. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127363) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Wazzup, coolie? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127366) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:18 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot Hmm? Are you saying that I go to cooley? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127391) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:20 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard I think you are ignorant of British colonial history in India, my lil' sambo. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127404) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:21 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot Oh. I;ve never seen it written. That's not a racial slur! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127431) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard My bags won't carry themselves to the bungalow, Pooja. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127457) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:25 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot But see, that's just a reference to the sociopolitical i.e. the bad jobs a few Indians had in a historical era. But "nigger" - that word is so much more; it is a denial of black citizenship and really of black humanity. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127464) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:27 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Oh, DJ. I would never call you that. You know I care about you.
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:29 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot So you're little Stephanie? Your jokes make no sense. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127494) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard >--}--> [] []
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison Holy shit hahaha (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127513) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot i still don't get it. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127549) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard @] [] <--{--<
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:41 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot what? a video game? a sci fi movie? what!?
As soon as ou asnwer, I'm going to try again to fall asleep. I have a 9am class. |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:44 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127592) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard .. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130570) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Bronze vigorous degenerate I like the ascii art. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130778) |
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Date: September 7th, 2006 5:50 PM Author: motley abode hissy fit HAHA! (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6573980) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 4:48 PM Author: silver domesticated mother wow, that went right over your head (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2130794) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: swashbuckling unholy boltzmann That is disrespectful to my faith......... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127353) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:14 AM Author: cracking greedy ticket booth Interesting. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127356) |
Date: February 14th, 2005 3:23 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot A few months ago I saw this Christian youth magazine at the library, and the title for the cover story was "How to Argue with Muslims." Of course I picked it up. You want to know what the article said? Basically, that you didn't have to. Muslims believe in God just like everyone else, and Christains should respect that. Can you beleive it? I was shocked. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127450) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: orchid spot potus indians hate sand niggers as much as us... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127456) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:46 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot I thought we were the sand niggers. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127599) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:48 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard No, the racists call you 'curry coons.' (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127604) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:49 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot Wow. Never heard that. I will start a new account with that name. Tomorrow, though. And your link sucks. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127610) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:24 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard What does this have to do with Mormons? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127458) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot Mormons are Christians, right? I really don't differentiate. My point is that white people are weird. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127470) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:28 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard No, Mormons are some sort of fucked-up cult that got way out of hand. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127488) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot I kissed a Mormon once. A nice boy from Salt Lake City who was in a youth hostel with me in Costa Rica. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127499) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:30 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard You didn't let him infect you with the Mormon, did you? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127502) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot He did mention something weird . . he was talking about some people named the ---phytes - I don't remember exactly. When I said I hadn't heard of them, he made me feel really bad about it, and he said he would give me a book to read. I kissed him again and he shut up (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127556) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Nephites. Ruiners of the Lamanite civilization and ancestors of today's native americans. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127562) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: adulterous shivering idiot yes, that's right. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127564) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:26 AM Author: cracking greedy ticket booth (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127469) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:37 AM Author: Aphrodisiac ruby kitchen depressive God's penis is about 3"
this is based on sound, scientific research.
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:39 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison Did Fish forget to lock you inside tonight or what? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127561) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:43 AM Author: Aphrodisiac ruby kitchen depressive why wouldn't I be bale to post from the inside? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127587) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:47 AM Author: Bull Headed Garrison Oh yeah. I.. uh... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#2127603) |
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:31 AM Author: petrodollar
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:32 AM Author: Evan-2000
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: plucot
i still don't get it.
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Date: February 14th, 2005 3:40 AM Author: petrodollar
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Date: August 12th, 2005 1:12 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Bump. Never forget that Mormons believe that God has a penis. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3571081) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:09 PM Author: henna boistinker chapel Why should he not? That is like saying Mormons believe god has a face... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572133) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:10 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Why does God NEED a penis? He reproduces spermatically? He likes to have sex? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572146) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:13 PM Author: henna boistinker chapel This isn't theologically sound or anything but I seem to recall something about god creating man in his image. Besides, if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? If I were god, I would certainly have a penis. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572182) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:16 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard "god creating man in his image"
Which raises all sorts of questions about bad design. For example, the epiglottis and choking. Does God have organs like the pancreas or liver? Does Good have to ingest food for nutrition? If not, why would he have organs? And so on.
' if you were god, wouldn't you like to have sex? '
If I was God, couldn't I assume whatever form I wanted for the time being? |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:19 PM Author: Frisky Mexican Lodge If you were God, who would you have sex with? (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572252) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Myself. Being God, I would already have the most perfect and therefore hottest form. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#3572267) |
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Date: August 12th, 2005 3:20 PM Author: henna boistinker chapel Well I'm out of my depth. I just thought that if you are saying (as I think most Christian religions do) that god is "male" then it makes sense for him to have something that would make him "male."
If there is a god, I would assume that he could do whatever he wanted to, including creating himself a male body (or a female body) or just being a disembodied conciousness or whatever. |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:28 PM Author: 180 flatulent crackhouse puppy i didnt know god was black. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5076763) |
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Date: February 13th, 2006 4:59 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Ah. This thread has some of my better work. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#5077039) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2006 2:05 PM Author: outnumbered goal in life cruise ship Dangle, dangle. (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#6914312) |
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Date: December 12th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Nofapping gay wizard Ah, Mormons... (https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=136172&forum_id=2#7206142) |
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