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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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If you could add 4" total to height and penis length how would you distribute it |
05/09/25 |
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imagine being trusted to notarize certification of the new POPE |
05/09/25 |
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Hypo: You walk every at bat. Could you make an MLB team? Start? |
05/09/25 |
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Euros blaming Turdskin pilots for Rafael shootdowns - link |
05/09/25 |
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Easy way to split up an Excel spreadsheet? |
05/09/25 |
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson's ability to troll shitcons is its own elemental force |
05/09/25 |
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*New pope putting giardiniera on communion wafers* |
05/09/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
05/09/25 |
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Controversy grows as new Kanye track "Heil Height" leaked (link) |
05/09/25 |
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Jared Kushner is BACK advising Trump on Israel shit |
05/09/25 |
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2013: Yeah, Jeets! 2015: Pajeets |
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2025: Winnepeg Jets, Also 2025: Pajeet Jets |
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MS Word: "You want that bullet point way up here in a different format, right?" |
05/09/25 |
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At some point during The Last of US 2 your turn into a big dyke no flame |
05/09/25 |
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Pakistan shares PROOF of downing multiple Pajeet Jets |
05/09/25 |
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MAGA Birdshit's Business gets WIPED out from Trump Tariffs |
05/09/25 |
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NHH |
05/09/25 |
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Don't think I'll ever vote in a national election again in my lifetime |
05/09/25 |
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Rate this picture of San Francisco high society (pic |
05/09/25 |
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Late-stage woke liberalism was simply "how retarded can we get?" |
05/09/25 |
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the best way to monetize the Secret Knowledge is becoming a womanizer |
05/09/25 |
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"ALL THE NAZIS IN THE HOUSE SAY YAY-AH!" |
05/09/25 |
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heading to Austin for a few days for biz, whats the cr areas? Rollingwood? Tarry |
05/09/25 |
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Scam calls since India-Pakistan war began: 0 |
05/09/25 |
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I'm up to some EXTREMELY mentally ill shit today |
05/09/25 |
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white privileged and confidential |
05/09/25 |
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Can't get over how absurd "nigga heil hitler" is lmao |
05/09/25 |
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anyone wanna talk about secret knowledge itt? |
05/09/25 |
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Hypo: you get to be 18 again in parallel universe and become Catholic Cardinal |
05/09/25 |
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MAGAs get super upset when you have the audacity to catch them lying |
05/09/25 |
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should i accept boyfriends proposal or break up w/ him & forever pine away 4 mpa |
05/09/25 |
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Getting harder to remember the times before screens 24/7 |
05/09/25 |
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I can't quit wasting time and money on webcam girls |
05/09/25 |
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RATE this female prisoner who was a former teacher |
05/09/25 |
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Hey libs stop pointing out that Jesus was Jewish. We don't like it. |
05/09/25 |
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Not addicted but always feel better when taking ANY drug. Lol @ sobriety |
05/09/25 |
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Trumplings- When Infrastructure? When Wall? |
05/09/25 |
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Are trumpmos still pissed the fuck off about Hispanic immigrants or nah? |
05/09/25 |
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The Sacrament of Reconciliation but it's you singing Heil Hitler to your priest |
05/09/25 |
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Mother's Day, guests coming over, wife randomly wearing super short booty shorts |
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aliens probably dont exist |
05/09/25 |
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this Kanye song is the surprise bar mitzvah hit of 2025 |
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Worse: Jeets, Jews, or Joggers? |
05/09/25 |
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Russians show off captured Ukrainian Loot in Victory Parade (video) |
05/09/25 |
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🤮 Bella Ramsey iCloud hack- nudes and solo scene released (pics) |
05/09/25 |
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scientists trained a gopher colony to use cardboard periscopes (link) (pic) |
05/09/25 |
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MAGA go ahead and go to war with the Catholics |
05/09/25 |
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Suffer until you wake up to the fact that this existence is suffering |
05/09/25 |
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Steve Bannon predicted new pope, said he is a lunatic shitlib (link) |
05/09/25 |
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Just a totally normal, chill +21% day for ETH |
05/09/25 |
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Nationwide water shortage from millions singing Ye in the shower simultaneously |
05/09/25 |
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Woof! Woof! Meet Pope Bud, the first Golden Retriever Pontiff |
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My google account "twistpics180@gmail.com&quo
t; is being deleted :( |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/09/25 |
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Bernie Madoff at bar mitzvah: "No, skip Jail pt. II I want to hear Heil Hitler" |
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Pam Bondi tweet on Souter currently getting ratioed by JOHN FUCKING ROCKER (link |
05/09/25 |
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Fighter Pilot told me a crazy thing he says to women during sex |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announces major reform: Bishops no longer restricted to diagonal moveme |
05/09/25 |
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disco fries is like a fat Bobby Sands |
05/09/25 |
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Rate my dinner it cost $1.65 |
05/09/25 |
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Trumpmos are gonna lose their minds when they find out new Pope hates Trump |
05/09/25 |
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BOUTIQUE | SHITLAW | FIRM |
05/09/25 |
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If things don't improve soon I will identify as PAKISTANI by 5pm Tomorrow |
05/09/25 |
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Love the engagement pics, jcm |
05/09/25 |
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I don't practice moderation, I ain't got no bathroom scale (jcm) |
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Got killed playing The Last of Us because I didn't press X during a cutscene |
05/09/25 |
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Wow I'm nude on the Internet again |
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New Pope Leo gives TV interview, says top priority is "killing NSAM" (link) |
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De Blasio wife: if black guy attacks azn, go ask “hey what time is it?” |
05/09/25 |
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So a "boutique" is just a rebranded label for shitlaw? |
05/09/25 |
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you can mine "bradycoin" by searching for undiscovered jjc poasts |
05/09/25 |
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Kanye fans we have to admit the quality of the music just isn't the same |
05/09/25 |
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ever seen a fb pic of a millennial woman with a celebrity from 15-20 years ago |
05/09/25 |
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Shitcons think one "Chonese guy" is bankrolling Steve Bannon |
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CSLG probably doesn’t even get to enjoy payday anymore. Has to wait until Dec |
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Guy teaches bird to imitate emergency broadcast signal, causes chaos (link |
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Indians Army will have to take the bus to Kashnir |
05/09/25 |
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I HATE Ukrainian nazis and LOVE ghetto black nazis |
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Black guys on the subway were playing Heil Hitler, swinging around upside down |
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Gen X guys in the 90s drove Saturns and played Sega Saturn |
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$50 Tezos; $800 ETH; 10 poasters enter Miami club, Drakes "Jumpman" blasting |
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Pakistan gives war a chance - link |
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Stop calling me Asian you fucking fags. I'm NOT |
05/09/25 |
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I have an important legal question. Please help. (serious) (cucumbers) |
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Im not white. I spend a lot of time online with people who are. One DM'd me |
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Hegseth meeting Bibi today |
05/09/25 |
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Adam Levine: “Maryland Dad is in? I’m in” |
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Nintendo announces spinoff game for Jumpman character from Donkey Kong |
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Want to do a new segment presented by Mamitas? |
05/09/25 |
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Why doesn't India finish the job? What are they waiting for TT? |
05/09/25 |
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79 year-old TT blaming all his life's misfortunes on "some kind of radar" |
05/09/25 |
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“The port of LA is empty” is literally fake news |
05/09/25 |
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literally just staying alive to watch all these boomers die |
05/09/25 |
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Should I move to Mountain Lakes, New Jersey? |
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remember when people pretended women had more empathy and higher emotional iqs |
05/09/25 |
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The Last Human: Individuation Beyond the Machine |
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Grinning David Souter after seeing USA abandon Israel: ok. I can die now |
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PS if you slaughter turd Indians it's fine, they'll just deny it ever happened |
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People underestimate my mental illness |
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Airbnbs are such a scam |
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REMINDER: Next Pope will be Black |
05/09/25 |
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"working" at an "office" is the most pointless existence you could have |
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Gibberish baseball thread. We got rocked today. My kid was sick and barely pitch |
05/09/25 |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + your first name + your last name + your SSN |
05/09/25 |
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half of the heil hitler song is just a TT poast |
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"He's here illegally, judge. Fuck you" |
05/09/25 |
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Rate this comment from Doodikoff |
05/09/25 |
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David Souter riding Barbaro IN HELL. |
05/09/25 |
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Gunnerattt and MPA having a "bald off" contest |
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r/femalefittofat might be my new favorite subreddit |
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A restaurant banned me from picking up Doordash |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + last thing you ate + # of letters in your first name |
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Judge dismisses suit against GOAT Tom Brady for FTX involvement |
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Paul Thomas Anderson announces 3 hr movie abt jewish guy raping his sisters (vid |
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US automakers upset with Trump over UK trade deal |
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pope francis: actually adam did have a close friend named stephen |
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guy shakes your hand and promises you something so you work |
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Hypo: one year to score one million in Donkey Kong |
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"Takin' Care of Business" plays over montage of Pope Leo reading the Bible hard |
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sampled Hitler speech spliced into "Here Comes The Bride" as ur azn wife walks d |
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the shortest route between two points is a line of blank bumps |
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Wedding DJ: We got any NAZIS in the house tonight? [crowd wooo] *plays new Kanye |
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Just bought a Basenji barkless puppy for $1500 |
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can not fucking wait to kill mig |
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from Opus Dei to Opus DEI |
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How much of this boomer money are you getting? |
05/09/25 |
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LOOK OUT ANY WIIIIINNDOW |
05/09/25 |
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Elephant in the room: the new pope is NOT WHITE |
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Tiktok of entire sorority singing Heil Hitler |
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Lol! Just saw a video of new pope. He's Jewish as fuck!!! Like 100% |
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A woman guest just passed out on Fox live broadcast - video |
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they took my foreskin |
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You got a tee time bro? |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
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Rate this Jewish Guy from Chicago ranting about Deportation being Evil |
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Papa nougato amictus est |
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Indians are preoccupied with describing themselves as "brown" |
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French volunteers in Russian army deliver possibly the best line in 300 years |
05/09/25 |
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It’s baffling just how stupid even the ‘smartest’ women are |
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The Pope is “Height” |
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Had a great weekend, time to check up on xo! *face melts like Nazi opening Ark* |
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"good morning," cucumbers tp chirps as the sunlight melts Dracula |
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Chairman of All Pakistan Burgers Association DESTROYING Pajeet Indians |
05/09/25 |
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XO's Thoughts on "Levi" as a baby boy name? |
05/09/25 |
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Golden Retriever at Indo-Pakistan Border eating Chicken Tikka Masala |
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UChicago undergrads "feel seen" by Pope Leo's celibacy |
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Excluding Home Value, Median 50yo Net Worth only 94k |
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Pakistani government posting video game footage - link |
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"No, it says what it says." -- Saint Peter telling Souter to fuck off |
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"Yeah, I'm totally running low on ink," lied your printer unconvincingly |
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