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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Did lazy river at pool near friends house yesterday. 180. |
06/05/26 |
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my irl lawyer friends will never admit they're wrong about anything |
06/05/26 |
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Law office in Texas has a lazy river going through it (link) |
06/05/26 |
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Business Idea: 50 mile long lazy river w/ stopoff points, bars |
06/05/26 |
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me and july bar clique calmly floating down waterpark lazy river |
06/05/26 |
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the intracoastal waterway is the world's largest lazy river |
06/05/26 |
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Stayed at the Delano last year and used Mandalay Bay LAZY RIVER. I'm ok. |
06/05/26 |
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Seamlessly tabbing between lazy river speed ZoZo and normal speed 4chan tp 🐢 |
06/05/26 |
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why doesn't trump replace interstate highway system with lazy rivers? |
06/05/26 |
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Me & setstein tp floating down a lazy river on inner tubes |
06/05/26 |
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XO is a digital "lazy river". A relaxing slow-paced alternative to fast websites |
06/05/26 |
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"A Lazy RIver has been built in a far away land" |
06/05/26 |
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Poasting from lazy river, taking Qs |
06/05/26 |
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look at how poor this Redditor is - link |
06/05/26 |
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Why are Nintendo’s Loser Fans comparing Switch 2’s first year of sales to S1 |
06/05/26 |
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Tall brunettes with tight ponytails and cruel, mirthless smiles |
06/05/26 |
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Teacher arrested after getting PUMPED & DUMPED by 16 yr old CHAD |
06/05/26 |
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Sincerely have no idea how/why Autoadmit breaks people’s brains |
06/05/26 |
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XO Paradox: Bort is DEAD unless it breaks in some way, then we whine about it |
06/05/26 |
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Board Liberal taking Questions |
06/05/26 |
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There’s going to be a Nintendo Direct next week |
06/05/26 |
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What was Nirvana supposed to be a Reprieve from |
06/05/26 |
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*to tune of Edelweiss* Asian wives, Asian wives |
06/05/26 |
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I accidentally revealed that I know what anime is to my fiancée |
06/05/26 |
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Blows my mind how common it is to find people taking major shits in dive bars |
06/05/26 |
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coach halford cutting team's baseball pants into cutoff shorts |
06/05/26 |
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Zoomer in Japan gets in argument w/ parents about chatgpt, vanishes |
06/05/26 |
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Ethereally life-affirming music is not a hobby it is a lifestyle |
06/05/26 |
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Cyberpunk thriller about a detective named Claude Tokens |
06/05/26 |
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80% of The Trump Org's employees are Jewish |
06/05/26 |
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have AI classify your Phenotype here (link) |
06/05/26 |
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There's nothing wrong w the switch 2 |
06/05/26 |
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I accidentally revealed that I know what hentai is to my fiancé |
06/05/26 |
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Fraternity guys at my school got tortured & murdered by county sheriffs all the |
06/05/26 |
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Michael Jackson apologists: lay out the best evidence he wasn’t a boy rapist |
06/05/26 |
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Psychic Stabilizers in a Breaking World |
06/05/26 |
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Married women almost universally hate sex (with their husbands) |
06/05/26 |
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Reminder: WHALES are orders of magnitude higher IQ than us |
06/05/26 |
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🚨 JORDAN PETERSON IS BACK!!! |
06/05/26 |
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hi looking 4 paunchy balding 40-something counsel named michael/brian/chris? |
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erection during prostate exam |
06/05/26 |
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Take me to your leader *takes aliens to Claude* |
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Does anyone who exercises have DEPRESSION or is it only in sedentary? |
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Anthropic Calls For Global Pause In AI Development, Avoid Danger To Mankind (WSJ |
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Anti AI people are seemingly increasingly deluded |
06/05/26 |
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One of the best philosophy quotes of all-time comes from degenerate fag Foucault |
06/05/26 |
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Pearl Harbor memorial site is pretty 180 IIRC |
06/05/26 |
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whokebe doesn’t know what AI means. He also doesn’t know |
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It's called a stock market crash dance and you do it every Friday |
06/05/26 |
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‘this must be a front’ -everybody, every time a business isnt constantly bus |
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my wife is pregnant |
06/05/26 |
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midwestern grain beverage "ope milk" |
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"Babe? Did you take this Big Dog t-shirt to the dry cleaners? It feels starch |
06/05/26 |
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TT Rate These Two British #Tennis Players (PICS) |
06/05/26 |
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ITT poast poor people things you do |
06/05/26 |
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Euphoria: 48-year-old lawyer named Rick with severe intimacy issues |
06/05/26 |
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i like women's fat bodies, always have |
06/05/26 |
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Official 2026 XO Summer Meetup: June 12-14, 2026 in Palm Springs (details) |
06/05/26 |
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Reminder: Melinda gave 100s of millions to Bill's kids defeating parenting power |
06/05/26 |
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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, WE'VE GOT AZN WIVES |
06/05/26 |
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JinxGPT just told me to wrap the drugs in mylar and smuggle them up my ass |
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I'm the first openly trans poaster. Please tell me I'm brave. |
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Accenture plc stock since November 2022 |
06/05/26 |
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Should I go see Project Hail Mary or the Michael Jackson movie tonight? |
06/05/26 |
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Mr. Jinx describing the 'lump of penis' fallacy to terrified econ students: |
06/05/26 |
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Daily reminder that "Emilio" needs a bullet in his spic jew pedo head |
06/05/26 |
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Reminder that mr.jinx deconstructed whokebe's ass in '06 and left the bort |
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Strong jobs report, so stocks go down |
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Daily reminder that "Emilio" needs to be beaten to death |
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CONFESSION: h. ryder features heavily in my holodeck simulations |
06/05/26 |
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Susan Collins-aligned PAC announces $20 mm attack ad series, Platner's Warts |
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I’m a dark chocolate addict now |
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I was the first poast to only bend over ladyboys |
06/05/26 |
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"she thinks a Hegel is something you do with your cooter" |
06/05/26 |
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Watched 'Euphoria' on HBO - is this is voice of "gen Z"? lmao |
06/05/26 |
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your wife copping a "nonbinary haircut" |
06/05/26 |
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Yelled at my wife, feel uncomfortable in my own skin, need to shower |
06/05/26 |
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Kenny loses his cool in this video - link |
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NYUUG dresses as Pregnant Korean woman in India, hilarity ensues |
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Bus breaks down in the Sahara; 50+ dead: |
06/05/26 |
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MICHAEL THIS IS YOUR DAD IM ABOUT TO DENY ACCESS TO THIS BOARD |
06/05/26 |
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the creation of the “baltic states” was a farce |
06/05/26 |
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being a lawyer is the ultimate prole job |
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but not in a gay way tp |
06/05/26 |
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Taking LAST WEEKEND in St Tropez Qs (RSF) |
06/05/26 |
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Why did Shortporch live in such a shitty house? |
06/05/26 |
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Norman Finkelstein RIP |
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Ava Addams is the only OBJECTIVE 10 that I can think of |
06/05/26 |
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I’m dying buddy! Help me cum one last time! ur dying grandfather cajoles |
06/05/26 |
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rate Amy Adams's 16-y/o daughter (video, pics) |
06/05/26 |
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WaPo releases fraudcam footage of TRUMP + details on watery finasteride loads |
06/05/26 |
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Is SOL more likely to hit $30 or $300 - place you're bets |
06/05/26 |
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Deputy General Counsel Making $150k |
06/05/26 |
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1 of the 3 new Drake albums is really cr |
06/05/26 |
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AI presents an incredible opportunity for Jews |
06/05/26 |
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prestigefaggot whats your favourite topping on fish tacos? |
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Archaeologists find ancient Roman GPUs and shitcoin farms: |
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Young woman said I looked ironically homosexual the other day |
06/05/26 |
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icanseemytokens |
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I can't see my neurons when I'm with you, but I love it |
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Stats Handsome saga is over (FizzKidd) |
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TWO INCOME HOUSEHOLD |
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Prole tried to pay with tokens (evan39) |
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God actually does need to abandon us all |
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i can bust a DEEP nut destroying public property |
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my computer money :( |
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Ohhhhhh here comes the scholars ohhhhhhhhhh |
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whatever happened to jizzyidd? |
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JizzYidd lazily stroking your weiner as she watches Naruto & eats ramen |
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FizzKidd introducing her new husband, JizzYidd |
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hey jizzyidd tell us about chad rejecting ur lubed up vag for new years, bitch |
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My doctor just told me a token a day keeps the economic collapse at bay |
06/05/26 |
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Marx: we must seize the means of token production! |
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Lost civilization where they make tokens by hand |
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Jesus parable where he overturns the token makers |
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He generated his own tokens |
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Business Insider takes you inside the world's largest token heist |
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Detective confronting u with the evidence: these tokens are fake! Fake tokens! |
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Meet the Chinese students behind the Great Token Forgery |
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"The name's Claude. Claude Tokens." |
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doodikoff hating Poison is yet another atrocious music take |
06/05/26 |
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why isn't medical experimentation & torture a top story in the news in america? |
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please get me swiftly out of this fallen nation lord |
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My Husband Inherited the Woman Other Men Helped Create (link) |
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fuckign fried |
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Biglaw salaries don't seem sustainable |
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May 2026 net worth check-in |
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Alexa order more ritalin for my wife's son |
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Staring at xo with unmoving face as wife mirthlessly doomscrolls insta |
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Never forget that this life is a cosmic bootcamp 🌌🌅🐶 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
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Finding insightful men (also a few women, crazy but true) in unlikely places |
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Becky his interests include pro bono performance art, cyberperformance mostly |
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Art Bell gf: <3 yr ethereal 2nd cousin! Careerist gf: ur so unproductive |
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Do any of you remember how mystical and ethereal THE YEAR 2000 sounded? |
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Searching Emilio or golden or retriever circa 2026 gives quite kooky results... |
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Bellevue therapy dog named “Emilio” playing with poasters in day room |
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"o fuck what would CS Lewis order?" - Emilio 2nd in line at panda express |
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Jen Psaki smirking as she exits Starbucks bathroom and sees you next in line |
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AI has DECODED animal language |
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why is nyt continuing to be mean to graham platner? |
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ITT say your favorite bass player and I’ll tell you if you’re right or wrong |
06/05/26 |
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I have not yet begun to fight |
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Reminder: Bush set off a wave of freedom in the middle east |
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Do most people with COVID die of suffocation? |
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Iran MIGHT already have a nuke. Actually. |
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why wherever you go, the most violent criminals are black? |
06/05/26 |
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"The man, a grocery store clerk, was arrested entering thru Platner's window, |
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Is Kristin Kavallari the quintessential embodiment of a "Hot Chick"? |
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Hi, Montgomery County Sheriffs Office. Yes, it's about disco fries. He's gonna b |
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