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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Your honor, it's a Switch 2 and it's on mute. How is it a distraction?" |
05/09/25 |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
05/09/25 |
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UChicago undergrads "feel seen" by Pope Leo's celibacy |
05/09/25 |
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New Pope says it's ok to eat Chinese food and see a movie on Christmas |
05/09/25 |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + last thing you ate + # of letters in your first name |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo having interfaith Michigan football discussion with Ahmedina |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo's first act as new Pontiff: Executing Justice Souter |
05/09/25 |
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500 paragraph Gamergate explainer posted to Substack (link) |
05/09/25 |
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Tweet goes viral for rendition of "GIMME THE BEEFBOY" (not flame) |
05/09/25 |
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gm nigga heil hitler nigga heil hitler nigga |
05/09/25 |
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Hawaii Judge Enjoins Prevost Appointment (CNN) |
05/09/25 |
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the shortest route between two points is a line of blank bumps |
05/09/25 |
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Airbnbs are such a scam |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announces major reform: Bishops no longer restricted to diagonal moveme |
05/09/25 |
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Lol! Just saw a video of new pope. He's Jewish as fuck!!! Like 100% |
05/09/25 |
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As it turns out, libs are pretty expensive to own |
05/09/25 |
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America can finally trade with Britain thanks to Trump! |
05/09/25 |
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How much of this boomer money are you getting? |
05/09/25 |
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US automakers upset with Trump over UK trade deal |
05/09/25 |
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So the new Pope, who is infallible, dislikes Trump? |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announces acquisition of several Hunter Biden originals for Vatican arc |
05/09/25 |
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My foot hurts so much I can barely walk. |
05/09/25 |
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Kanye West (Ye) - HEIL HITLER [Official Music Video] |
05/09/25 |
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taking vacation recommendations for nice, quiet beaches |
05/09/25 |
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Growing up in the USA sucks balls and feces, furk the US let it die in flames |
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*sips coffee* "Ah" *smiles and settles in for another mentally ill Friday* |
05/09/25 |
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AI cheating rampant on campus - link |
05/09/25 |
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"ALRIGHT! LET ME HEAR YA! A ONE! A TWO! A THREE! MISERERE MEIIIII DEEEUUUUUUSSS" |
05/09/25 |
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Fighter Pilot told me a crazy thing he says to women during sex |
05/09/25 |
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Much of Steely Dan's corpus is intensely bitter |
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Luis's Furry Asshole- it comforts me |
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is Look Out Any Window by Bruce Hornsby & The Range based? |
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Spain in 40 years will go from 3% foreign born to 40% |
05/09/25 |
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"Takin' Care of Business" plays over montage of Pope Leo reading the Bible hard |
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Luis airdropped into Ashgabat with dogeared Ruhnama and coat pocket of walnuts |
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MS Word: "You want that bullet point way up here in a different format, right?" |
05/09/25 |
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In-character Molly Shannon introducing Pope Leo to dumbfounded schoolchildren |
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The real utility of crypto is that dirty customs officials can't steal it |
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How did a dog turn into a blue whale in only 50 million years? |
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Trump reduces tariffs to 0.01% |
05/09/25 |
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XO's Thoughts on "Levi" as a baby boy name? |
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Discuss Hawaii!! |
05/09/25 |
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You got a tee time bro? |
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Rate this AZNgirl SF 8.5 BARKING @ a Nigga |
05/09/25 |
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Kanye to drop new track "Heil Hitler" tomorrow |
05/09/25 |
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(Not disco fries) I have 1.2m in cash and stocks but can’t afford a house |
05/09/25 |
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Reminder - never let a woman goad you into fighting someone |
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People underestimate my mental illness |
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Guy teaches bird to imitate emergency broadcast signal, causes chaos (link |
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In Blow To Liberal Hopes, Pope Leo Reiterates Zelda "Not An RPG" |
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Tulsi, RFK applauding as Trump imposes 124% tariff on "Fleebleburg" |
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cowshit what’s the latest update on the State of Gaming |
05/09/25 |
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Is Nikola Jokic a top 5 player in NBA history at this point? |
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hotels all serve free breakfast every day just walk in and eat it |
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Trump proves he's still got it |
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Buying vinyl records at concerts is a good investment |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo glowering as Pope Taurus enters the room |
05/09/25 |
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New POPE has a JEWISH nose |
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why do pro wrestlers age like shit |
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How fast was GJR at running? |
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Pope Leo vows to 'declassify' RSF baptismal records |
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Pope Leo beginning public address with "Guy who lives in a first world country h |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo muttering about "stupid wop language" as he struggles with Duolingo |
05/09/25 |
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Just checked MLB standings and the Colorado Rockies are a LOLLERCAUST |
05/09/25 |
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I have an important legal question. Please help. (serious) (cucumbers) |
05/09/25 |
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your boner is pretty neat! 😋 can i see it again? maybe tug n suck?? 😋😋 |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo trying Old Lady Leary for witchcraft |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo affectionately referring to frequent church-goers as "pew bums" |
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Pope Leo announces plans to go on Datelab this summer |
05/09/25 |
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MAGA cultist struck down by new Pope for lying |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing bobblehead give-away for first 250 parishoners |
05/09/25 |
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Your Pope name: "Pope" + your first name + your last name + your SSN |
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Pope Leo bringing Cab Calloway on stage to do Gregorian Chant |
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Pope: "The Catholic Church is on a mission from God" |
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Bavarian girls responding to the East German girl video challenge- links |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo suggesting elevated transit system to get around the Holy See |
05/09/25 |
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locals up in arms over "willis basilica" rebranding |
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Cautious Optimism Among Liberals About New Pope’s Views on Gay Catholics |
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Pope Leo Appoints Older Brother Apostolic Nuncio to Margaritaville |
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Video Game Optimization Used To Be Borderline Black Magic |
05/09/25 |
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What are the best ways to turn a successful business into wealth? |
05/09/25 |
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Turd drives his semi truck through golf course |
05/09/25 |
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Why didn't Ukraine attack that parade? Putin was right there |
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You can make $200 with a soldering iron and the right lungs |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo announcing Kirkland and Ellis new outside counsel for Vatican |
05/09/25 |
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the May 9th parade in Moscow should be interesting this year |
05/09/25 |
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good morning |
05/09/25 |
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French volunteers in Russian army deliver possibly the best line in 300 years |
05/09/25 |
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The humane thing would be to put disco fries down like a dog |
05/09/25 |
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I had chicken Alfredo pasta from olive garden about 6 years ago,it was good |
05/09/25 |
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First day on GLPI-1 - taking questions |
05/09/25 |
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Pope literally Bobby Birdshit |
05/09/25 |
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Golden Retriever solemnly shakes your hand as Emilio makes u pancakes |
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Favorite Celebs by Race and Clique |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo is an Engineer |
05/09/25 |
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I see the loliest couples in Thailand |
05/09/25 |
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"Your Holiness..." "Please, call me DAAAAAAAAA Pope" |
05/09/25 |
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Chat is this real |
05/09/25 |
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Becky, his internet friend, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, who's actually Asian, said |
05/09/25 |
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TrumpCoin: 58 winners, 764k losers - perfect metaphor for his presidency (CNBC) |
05/09/25 |
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should i accept boyfriends proposal or break up w/ him & forever pine away 4 mpa |
05/09/25 |
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how can i make him orgasm harder? |
05/09/25 |
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your poop belongs in MY mouth. |
05/09/25 |
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one thing people don’t realize is |
05/09/25 |
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Northeast Asians are smarter than whites |
05/09/25 |
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College student runs red light; entire family all illegal & facing deportation |
05/09/25 |
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Tommy Turdskin joins the Indian Police (video) |
05/09/25 |
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Rate this Indian artillery drill complete with bollywood style dancing |
05/09/25 |
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My ancestors pulled rickshaws. I do this as an act of filial piety *downshifts* |
05/09/25 |
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Hello! I have HIV/AIDS. |
05/09/25 |
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Won another $15k trial today |
05/09/25 |
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"US Born and Bred" (sung to the tune of We Are Motorhead) (dedicated to nyuug) |
05/09/25 |
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By the grace of DEI, Pope Leo XIV |
05/09/25 |
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Dumb fucking faggot liberals dont even have a belief system |
05/09/25 |
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Why doesn't Disco Fries get on Ozempic/Wegovy? |
05/09/25 |
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Putin speech:"Russia will be an indestructible barrier against antisemitism" |
05/09/25 |
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Just came across this meme from a retarded boomer |
05/09/25 |
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Top 10 TV Shows of All Time (OYT) |
05/09/25 |
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doodikoff cannot and will not have sex until he beats Margit |
05/09/25 |
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The Beatles - Hey Cowgod |
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Thoughts on maximizing night job? $$ |
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hunter biden unveils latest artwork entitled "14-digit routing number on napkin" |
05/09/25 |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
05/09/25 |
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American becoming Pope is TTT: we're going to see him kissing nigger feet |
05/09/25 |
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FUCK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKING FRAUD COUNTRY |
05/09/25 |
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"It just keeps pumping, and pumping...and pumping." (infBTC) |
05/09/25 |
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What’s the CR crypto portfolio right now? Say it’s 10% of your assets |
05/09/25 |
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LIVE Russian Victory Parade |
05/09/25 |
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Doing calisthenics type workout for 6 months, way more jacked than lifting |
05/09/25 |
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Suffer until you wake up to the fact that this existence is suffering |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Nigga I |
05/09/25 |
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Istanbul street cat is a 180 d00d |
05/09/25 |
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luis googling male celebrity wavy hair while Emilio drives him to the barber |
05/09/25 |
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What if Mary Poppins was a chattel slave but everything else is the same? |
05/09/25 |
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It's a god damn shame NUKES aren't used every year |
05/09/25 |
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"the earth is round and green means go"- consuela's sophomoric substack |
05/09/25 |
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This is the most retarded video I've found on YouTube |
05/09/25 |
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How does AI work logistically? Is there a server farm hammering out responses |
05/09/25 |
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Pope Leo is Black |
05/09/25 |
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Mask off moment: cannon spreading mossad propaganda about the pope |
05/09/25 |
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Only Mossadcucks are upset about the Pope. 100% |
05/09/25 |
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Update on Mike Waltz |
05/09/25 |
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"Heil, who just joined?" |
05/09/25 |
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If I had 1 wish for this World it wld be All Humans Were Genocides Right Now |
05/09/25 |
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Reminder: every Birdshit today is a direct descendant of EINSTEIN |
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How long would it take you to learn how to do what this guy does? |
05/09/25 |
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20-year ban on getting a U.S. visa for everyone who gets deported |
05/09/25 |
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Why have white people created everything good in civilization? |
05/09/25 |
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why act that way, all panicky |
05/09/25 |
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LJL we have a brown Haitian mudrace pope now (not flame): |
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