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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I will eat 1 andes thin mint right now for every blank bump this thread gets |
11/25/25 |
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sometimes the only way to get people to act right is to consider them foreigners |
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Gently warming 180 Andes mints in an All Clad saucier over a gas flame tp. |
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unexpected: climate alarmism died. poof, it's over. it's det. |
11/25/25 |
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Solana coin price prediction in 2 years? |
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MSNBC is way less jewish than FoxNews, what does this say? |
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Huckabee: We must stand with Israel or else they'll genocide us too! |
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CBS News: diverse voices DONE here, we only want jewish opinions now! |
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Jennifer Lawrence is BASED |
11/25/25 |
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AITA for trying to talk my bro out of getting a Switch 2 for my nephew? |
11/25/25 |
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there are a ton of pseudo intellectuals pumping out AI slop under the radar |
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what makes instant cup of noodles so uniquely shitty |
11/25/25 |
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so the "white" Ukrainians lost to the "asiatic" Russians? |
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Zelenskyy uses his nose to launch projectiles at his laptop screen |
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Rating poasters as ideas for screenplays |
11/25/25 |
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seatguru is gone |
11/25/25 |
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daily reminder, DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 2: DIDDY’S KONG QUEST ICE THEME |
11/25/25 |
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Ukrainian ogre flees to Turkey for the week |
11/25/25 |
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if your turkey isnt already defrosted its too late |
11/25/25 |
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Colin Morikawa’s AZNhiking girlfriend and caddy all in one tp |
11/25/25 |
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Poasting online on the 12th Day of Christmas’s Eve tp |
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Scrubs (TV show) is getting revived (link) |
11/25/25 |
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[pauses in the huddle] Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever. |
11/25/25 |
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I name a mental illness, you name the poaster you most associate with it. |
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tfw no Mariah Carey and/or Sonya Curry mommy gf |
11/25/25 |
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Spent the day running errands w family and enjoying my circumcision |
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Mariah Carey just getting greedy with this "Baste Me" holiday song |
11/25/25 |
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NSAM, how's the civil war inside the Pentagon going? |
11/25/25 |
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Should I get Panda 🐼 or Jollibee 🐝 tonight? |
11/25/25 |
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guys, need quick circle-up on our strategy for getting asian pussy this weekend |
11/25/25 |
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Should US lawyers wear POWDERED WIGS like British lawyers? |
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Japanese anime based on Camp of the Saints: “Camp of the Sheepdogs” (link): |
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Trump shits himself by 12pm every day now. You can set your watch to it |
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Bruce Willis must have some strong semen |
11/25/25 |
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"i dont want to drive to michaels for 12 dollar popsicle sticks," your wife text |
11/25/25 |
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Trump demands Rush Hour 4 be made, Hollywood caves (link) |
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WSJ article on Kash Patel must have been written by a poaster |
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who is "thankman"? good poaster. |
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Spent the day running errands w family and enjoying my circumstances |
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Should US confectioners use POWDERED SUGAR like FRENCH confectioners?? |
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Trump demands Wag the Dog 2 be made, Hollywood caves (link) |
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I still find it UNBELIEVABLE AZNmoms tell AZNgirl Datter to furk HANDSOMES only |
11/25/25 |
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Confession: I'm getting sick of Theo Von |
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Civilization VII expansion pack lets you play as Israel, special unit is Settler |
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I name a city, you name the poaster you most associate with it. |
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WH turkeys bought $1B in Trump crypto before pardon |
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Dem Senator finally tells the truth about the Democrats (link) |
11/25/25 |
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Cons learning all the hot girls accounts they follow on twitter are Indian males |
11/25/25 |
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the kate spade thing was fishy |
11/25/25 |
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Vivek Vance eating red lentils with his hands before the turkey is served |
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Oh, I have to let JD do all the cooking for Thanksgiving and Christmas *laughs* |
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Poast a movie or album that's really famous that you don't 'get' at all |
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Erika Kirk checking on the sweet potatoes before carving up the turkey |
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Principled conservatives change their minds on the Epstein Files |
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This Thanksgiving I'll be speaking out against black crime, freely |
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Mig, why did you murder your dog? |
11/25/25 |
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*Kash's eyes expanding to their full half-foot diameter as Trump shitcans him* |
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Comey case dismissed |
11/25/25 |
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Kash’s honeypot GF is going to get him fired |
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Brother may have messaged me on snap |
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Gilette shaving cream brings back a core memory of my dad penetrating me |
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NSAM, 2 legitimate Qs about Indonesia |
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BIRDSHITS are definitely the lowest and weakest "race" |
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Trump DECLINES to pardon turkey. Orders it to be DEEP FRIED. |
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Cons are gonna be so pissed when L.A. rebuilds and it’s all brand new |
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Hey libs, every time Trump fucks up, we’ll just claim it’s 4D chess |
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Walmart Having "2nd Early Black Friday Sale" - LOL @ This Goy Trap Forcememe |
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Maria Corina "Manny" Machado loafing down the aisle at Nobel ceremony |
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this week I was called out as gay, goy, prole, indian, paki, jew |
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if you don't have a porn video you go back to for months at a time, ljl at you |
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Can't wait to see NSAM threads on Thanksgiving |
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Wait… the new Metroid is a first person shooter and a Switch 1 game? |
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SPjr spread missionary, feet touching ceiling |
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Cattle goy emergency meeting |
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Sony sold all IP rights for KPop Demon Hunters to Netflix for $20 million |
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Breaking: Richard Branson was secretly MARRIED for YEARS |
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lmao xo mods are thin skinned as bitch boy Hegseth |
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Has Trump looked into the possibility that Hegseth is a hardcore alkie? |
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tvmos help me out this year |
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BIC is too big for birdshit "females" to handle |
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Trump is acting like someone in hospice not flame |
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Look I don't wanna sound Jewish or nothing but on re-watch, plot of The Sandlot |
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100% of the people who thought AOC was important were shitco5 |
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In July we only had Newsom. Then we picked up Pritzger in September. Now Kelly |
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The Guardian DESTROYS Northwestttern Mutttual in lengthy screed |
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Hey cons it looks like someone got into your heads, made you fight each other |
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What are the must-have Thanksgiving dishes? What the should-have dishes? |
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NSA polisci shithead Russian translator here, here's what I think about Mark Kel |
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Trump orders the NSA to identify his enemies in the ranks |
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Israeli spy here. Here's what I think about inflation in America |
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Kav behind glass at Blasey-Ford hearing: "I can smell your cunt" |
11/25/25 |
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is boom in that big high rollers room in the $ky? |
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Going rogue with apple pie instead of pumpkin this year FUCK LIBS |
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Shitcons - explain ITT why I need a mirror to see my penis |
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2027 US Army war manual on FAFO includes Hegseth as a case study |
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what are libs going on about today |
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The most prestigious is the one where you program your opponent to self-destruct |
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Cons think I'm schizo but I'm actually bipolar |
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The most prestigious war is the one you win without firing a shot |
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Shitcons think 8 random members of Congress chatted in the cafeteria about this? |
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Shitcons explain who put these members of Congress in touch with each other |
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Shitcons forgot the only intelligence agencies that work are military ones |
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picklegeuse |
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Shitcons forgot the NSA is on an Army base and is always run by a General |
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*sp snacks crotch on window* “I got his number, how you like that acorn?” |
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GOBBLE*HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM BOOM*GOBBLE GOBBLE;););););););)! |
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"Dick in a Box" costume but it's Spaceporn w/ Little Free Library over his acorn |
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Hey cons, the NSA is a military org and their X accounts say "United States" |
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So the Generals tapped Mark Kelly to speak on their behalf? Sure looks that way |
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I'm a widower, does that make me a bachelor or something else |
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His acorn’s sweaty, hair’s retarded, gut is heavy, hotdogs in the playroom r |
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Little fucker finally ready to perform “squirrel gets the acorn” routine |
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Prole Tell: Preferring D&D 5E over Pathfinder 2E |
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Cons, not sure if u noticed but UCMJ courts are kinda light on crime |
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Was Trump always this stupid or is it dementia? |
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Trump is reportedly furious at Bondi about Comey, threatening to fire her |
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Cons think UCMJ courts are kangaroo courts but it's the other way around |
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will there ever be good movies again |
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Tulane ALMOST talked into a 6 figure donation |
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4-Star General accuses Mark Kelly of interfering with his judgment |
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I think about Christine "Blasey" Ford a lot |
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What Console are you guys starting your sons on? |
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Truckstop Face Pleasure 4: The Peterman Prolapse |
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Japanese title of Peterman biopic: "Truck Stop Face Pleasure!" |
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Surface Transport Relief Area Pleasure Back Passage Kaiju (Japanese Peterman |
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How Nicholas Maduro feeling right now? |
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Wild raccoon in Vermont recognizes man who saved its life in NJ 6 years ago (vid |
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Japanese title for XO translates to Bigot Gays: Hairline Calamity! |
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Shoulda listened to NSAM |
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Where's the list gunner |
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Chicago's mayor demands at press conference that thugs not be jailed: |
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Baghdad Blake |
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"Howard The Duck" theme plays as mig fires up thread abt mystery of the trinity |
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I can't believe xo shitcons won't defend Trump's messenger-shooting efforts |
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will there ever be a good Beck album |
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Last night I went to 7-11 just to buy a 16oz can of regular Coca Cola |
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Nothing in the says a General can't brainstorm ways to topple a regime |
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How to cop Ukraine refugee wife? (boor) |
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Twins opening philosophy bar called Mojito Ergo Sum |
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Just for off call with Consuelas wife, he enrolled in Yeshiva |
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Dick Fitts in St. Louis (link) |
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Princeton --> flames out as a Major in the National Guard |
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Beck's divorce made him create arguably the best album of 2010-2015 |
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Wow, so Captain in the Navy = full bird Colonel? LMFAO@ Captain Hegseth |
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The Japanese word for "suit" is "sebiro" ==> "Saville Row" |
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excitedly handing ur tablet to ur mom to show her a based poast u made |
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The pilgrims fascinate me. Their lives seemed insanely bleak and unhappy. |
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ITT: Videos of cons getting their asses whooped |
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Nintendo Switch game deal for Black Friday |
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Bratislava looks incredible. |
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