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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Guy who predicted Kamala's polling lead here; shes fuct |
09/23/24 |
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What's with all the weird Kansas City stuff? |
09/23/24 |
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https://www.theknot.com/us/victo
rya-zavala-and-anthony-krantz-se
p-2024/registry |
09/23/24 |
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C$LG&others! Buy this couple some wedding gifts! You have the loot |
09/23/24 |
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Block billing "8.4. Apples." today |
09/23/24 |
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friend of mine called to borrow $1k earlier (zurich) |
09/23/24 |
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Chick sets new Appalachian Trail speed run record: 40 days, 18 hrs, 5 min |
09/23/24 |
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the Admiral Kuznetsov is finally joining the fight in Ukraine (link) |
09/23/24 |
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You get $1 million but you must bump 10x TDNW new posts a day forever |
09/23/24 |
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Just saw a man defuse a street fight literally using his apples |
09/23/24 |
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Looks like she already blew up? Still fuckable? |
09/23/24 |
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Who are these people with tons of credit card debt? |
09/23/24 |
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going on an apple picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (lex) |
09/23/24 |
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Haha |
09/23/24 |
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Nick Fuentes: "Trump is a grave threat to this country" |
09/23/24 |
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Just saw a woman defuse a street fight literally using her pussy |
09/23/24 |
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lex suggesting McDonalds for 2nd date b/c playpen & ballpit are free |
09/23/24 |
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lex asking date if she'd like a worm in her core |
09/23/24 |
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we only went on one date so far but you're already the apple of my eye, haha |
09/23/24 |
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lex trying to commit suicides w/ overdose from cyanide in apple seeds |
09/23/24 |
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There are few things in the world as good as good pussy. |
09/23/24 |
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BOM= Buddy Of Mine. U kno it ljl GaNgnAm foeevaa! |
09/23/24 |
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Minimum 60% of females I've had sex with have had gaming laptops |
09/23/24 |
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"i know u said u want to be liz lemon but i hope u wont mind apples instead haha |
09/23/24 |
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Central Missouri=cheap homes&COL also legal weed lol |
09/23/24 |
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Are all Americanized "women"&people in general pieces of shit? |
09/23/24 |
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$1 million per year but can only read Doonesbury comics for the rest of ur life |
09/23/24 |
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My boyfriend! My husband! Just shut up |
09/23/24 |
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lex bursting into tears after getting lost in hedge maze on fourth date |
09/23/24 |
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Student Loan checkin: how much does everyone have if you have any? Also |
09/23/24 |
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lex hides engagement ring in the corn box but fails to mark spot with toy tracto |
09/23/24 |
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If you’re likely to have a crush on petite bass playing girls (vid) |
09/23/24 |
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Bizshrew: "Which museum?" Lex: "How about the National Apple Museum?" |
09/23/24 |
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What is the worst case scenario for election? Total dem blowout victory? |
09/23/24 |
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Ohtani is the first and ONLY member of the 50/50/1 club |
09/23/24 |
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harris/walz fly Zelenskyy to US on US military planes to campaign? |
09/23/24 |
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Thank You Lex, But Your Princess is in Another Apple Orchard |
09/23/24 |
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What profession do you have the most disdain for? |
09/23/24 |
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$1 million a year but your only hobby can be chasing women |
09/23/24 |
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"Omg Becky, he knew *exactly* which varieties were good for pies or eating" |
09/23/24 |
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Kamalism Will Destroy America (Tom Klingenstein, Claremont) |
09/23/24 |
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I don’t think we are ever going to see Joe “Biden” again |
09/23/24 |
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whatever happened to cocaine |
09/23/24 |
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Alex Jones has a friendly conversation w/ Francis Collins (Fauci's ex-boss) |
09/23/24 |
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I am the tallest and youngest one on this entire message board |
09/23/24 |
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Why would Routh have written "This was an assassination *attempt"? |
09/23/24 |
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lex feigning he's OK as he winces from biting into too sour granny smith |
09/23/24 |
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Should I get a PhD in biology? What are job prospects? |
09/23/24 |
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Lex trying to impress bizshrew by carrying all apples home from car in one trip |
09/23/24 |
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NY Post Front Page of Lex in Orchard: "APPLE BOTTOM" |
09/23/24 |
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lex insisting "I've got this," ordering "two apples cider" |
09/23/24 |
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So is Nebraska going WINNER TAKE ALL or no? I need 269-269 to feel anything |
09/23/24 |
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lex tp bragging to bizshrew he's a "six sigma blackbelt" in beating up pussy |
09/23/24 |
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FizzKidd tp pouting while JCM tp's mommy milkers feed lex tp |
09/23/24 |
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lex shouting "higher higher!" atop bizshrew's shoulders as he reaches for apple |
09/23/24 |
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lex explaining that arthur janov would think the biz shrew should have sex with |
09/23/24 |
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Seinfeld where Elaine fights with a reporter over seeing RFK in the gym. |
09/23/24 |
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"it was nice to meet you too, bye" "mommy? MOMMY? MOMMY DON'T GOOOOOOOOO" |
09/23/24 |
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Board is fucking awful |
09/23/24 |
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Bubba Lex: "Apple butter, Apple pie, Apple donuts, Apple cider, Apple juice, App |
09/23/24 |
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Dark Lex winking at orchard attendant as he brings another appslut apple picking |
09/23/24 |
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RFK sues Olivia Nuzzi for sending him "way too many" nudes: |
09/23/24 |
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Apple Pickup Artist |
09/23/24 |
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lex breaking his own DDR high score as biz shrew checks phone |
09/23/24 |
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lex showing bored bizshrew his stardew valley apple orchard on switch |
09/23/24 |
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lex printing out individual xkcd strips to show his date |
09/23/24 |
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I'm an undecided voter- waiting to see who the Doonesbury guy endorses |
09/23/24 |
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Lex carving apple into pumpkin on date 2 with bizshrew |
09/23/24 |
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Olivia “Leonardo” Nuzzi: “I wanted to fuck JFK Jr. I compromised” |
09/23/24 |
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Apples exploding from lex like Sonic after receiving rejection text frm bizshrew |
09/23/24 |
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Watched Transformers One, it blew away my low expectations |
09/23/24 |
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i know we just met but i'm hoping this will ripen into something sweet haha |
09/23/24 |
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Buddy of mine banged a few girls who had the tightest pussies back in the day. |
09/23/24 |
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lex showing up to apple orchard in crash bandicoot suit |
09/23/24 |
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disconsolate lex going on an 'apple dicking date' after biz shrew rejects advanc |
09/23/24 |
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It's been about a year since I made those first 'lol divorce' poasts; ty to all |
09/23/24 |
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lex tp wakka wakking toward apple like Pac Man b4 ghost "side hug" hits him |
09/23/24 |
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Explain this! "Women" truly make 0 sense |
09/23/24 |
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Ted Cruz fucking pwned by RFK Jr |
09/23/24 |
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It's ridiculous that you let your wife have a boss (CSLG) |
09/23/24 |
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"Oh that one looks really rip --" *entire tree's worth of apples crush lex tp* |
09/23/24 |
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xoElon: "I will NEVER give in to Brazil's illegal demands!" ==> *gives in* |
09/23/24 |
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Bride&groom chilling with me on ca$ino floor already not hanging out hmm |
09/23/24 |
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Thoughts on being able to legally carry 3oz of dope in "Missouri"? |
09/23/24 |
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<xo excitedly discussing DDD Khazar milkers> <JCM decidedly unimpressed> |
09/23/24 |
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ITT: Video of Lex and Biz Shrew's Apple Picking Date |
09/23/24 |
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"Did you see the Fuji's are ripening next week? Aren't they are fav haha?" |
09/23/24 |
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Americans warned to GTFO of Lebanon in advance of US bombing spree |
09/23/24 |
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Korn - Falling Away From Me plays as Ricky copy pastes code from github in Bangk |
09/23/24 |
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"Let's play apple-picking game" (8 bit lex sitting in cave) |
09/23/24 |
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I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY I WENT APPLE PICKING TODAY |
09/23/24 |
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what is your liquid net worth portfolio breakdown in asset class terms? |
09/23/24 |
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taking date apple phone picking tomorrow (doodikoff) |
09/23/24 |
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I notice people who don't even walk their dogs at my complex |
09/23/24 |
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today is the last day of your life |
09/23/24 |
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lex, I like you. I’ll be your Mommy & smother you with my giant tits (JCM) |
09/23/24 |
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evidence that Kamala's IQ = 78 |
09/23/24 |
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Taking qs on French politics |
09/23/24 |
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The most prestigious dumb autistic faggot dating discussion board in the world. |
09/23/24 |
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Paganism dressed up with schizophrenic babblings tp |
09/23/24 |
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The craziest part is that I'm *literally* a gay black liberal Jewish FBI agent. |
09/23/24 |
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Mayor of largest Muslim-American pop in MI writes scathing Trump condemnation |
09/23/24 |
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things that will die with Boomers ITT |
09/23/24 |
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nescac gf: 180 apple picking trip. shrew wife: 120 apple picking trip |
09/23/24 |
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FizzKidd seems more MAF than normal |
09/23/24 |
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Most poasting is pointless |
09/23/24 |
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"I love our online community" (Zoobooks tp) |
09/23/24 |
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Rudy Gobert killed thousands |
09/23/24 |
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Heading to SULUWESI rn |
09/23/24 |
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Dear Abby: I just ate a cat. Could it be possible that I am a closet Haitian? |
09/23/24 |
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Bangor, Maine imports bunch of Haitians, suddenly many pet cats go missing |
09/23/24 |
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10 million per year tax free with no work but you can't leave Warrensburg, MO |
09/23/24 |
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Did your Mom ever love you? |
09/23/24 |
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*lex turns to tarot cards to tell his future* *3 neovaginas stare back at him* |
09/23/24 |
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Most traveling is pointless |
09/23/24 |
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A 35 y/o dead-eyed used-up shrew's dating profile looking for "partner in crime" |
09/23/24 |
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"I can change him" the shrew thought, looking past lex @ serial killer on TV |
09/23/24 |
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Kamala chanting "Up up with agitation, down down with deportation!" (link) (NF) |
09/23/24 |
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Rudy (1993) killed thousands. |
09/23/24 |
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Denmark ready to YOLO it with Ukraine |
09/23/24 |
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Literally every pundit: It's Over. Kamala won. In September it's Over. |
09/23/24 |
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why is israel allowed to kill hezbola members en masse is this fair |
09/23/24 |
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Put "cotton picking" as ideal 1st date on Hinge profile, now get tons of matches |
09/23/24 |
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Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house |
09/23/24 |
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air-order haitian |
09/23/24 |
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"Women" "marrying" guys they claim annoy them=thoughts? |
09/23/24 |
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Put "apple picking" as ideal 1st date on Hinge profile, now get tons of matches |
09/23/24 |
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Best city in US for rich single bachelor $$$? |
09/23/24 |
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How infuriated are u how well the lowest mass retards have it at this point? |
09/23/24 |
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Tough to keep going "existing" around mostly retards isn't it? |
09/23/24 |
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I'm going to express myself as a ruthless fucker with a kind heart(Boom) |
09/23/24 |
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The people here in KC are saying the "Chiefs" suck now 3-0 its being rigged huh? |
09/23/24 |
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Eat my shit. Eat my man shit. |
09/23/24 |
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Russians force Ukrainian "recruiter" to apologize to Ukedood he kidnapped |
09/23/24 |
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Married guys, how do you get your wife turned on? Or any woman? |
09/23/24 |
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lex's ancestors wincing as he suggests volunteering at a soup kitchen as a date |
09/23/24 |
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Did NATO just nuke Russia? |
09/23/24 |
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How I wrestled dogs |
09/23/24 |
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Friend of mine drives garbage truck now, sends me lots of pics |
09/23/24 |
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Does anyone have a plan to stop Russia from taking all of Ukraine? |
09/23/24 |
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'cowgod' is some weird desert person jew who does not belong in this country |
09/23/24 |
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The Office: S3E14 “The Date” |
09/23/24 |
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rate this United Nations 2000 report on "Replacement Migration" |
09/23/24 |
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The Bodybuilding.com forums (1999 - 2024): |
09/23/24 |
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jcm rating poasters as works of entertainment |
09/23/24 |
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brand new russian ICBM blew up in its silo (link) |
09/23/24 |
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BAM! You must trade lives with Karlstack, CSLG, or TSINAH, which one? |
09/23/24 |
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So Kamala never actually tried a case in her career as 'prosecutor'? |
09/23/24 |
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BAM! You must trade lives with evan39, Boom, or Mainlining, which one? |
09/23/24 |
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Junior associate in biglaw vs investment banking. What's the difference? |
09/23/24 |
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