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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Wife wakes up at 10am on the weekend |
03/23/25 |
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bald lawyers with unnecessarily large male breasts. |
03/23/25 |
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never forget: Bush Was Selected, Not Elected |
03/23/25 |
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is Ed Helms the most successful weird theater kid ever? |
03/23/25 |
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Amerikkka furking SUCKS and growing up there is like having CANCER for life |
03/23/25 |
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/* X FACING BANKRUPTCY PROCEEDINGS -- BANKS GETTING "PENNIES ON DOLLAR" (LINK) |
03/23/25 |
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My Husband Has Dementia. Can I Put Him in a Home and Move to Europe? (NYT) |
03/23/25 |
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Here is XO’s OFFICIAL policy re: male gay sex: |
03/23/25 |
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MARCH MADNESS THREAD |
03/23/25 |
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Phil Spencer: "We want Xbox to Win" |
03/23/25 |
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I love wearing my CPAP mask makes me feel like a fighter pilot |
03/23/25 |
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Where is JCM? Is she plastered watching bball? |
03/23/25 |
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good morning |
03/23/25 |
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i suspect that some poasters may actually be mentally ill. |
03/23/25 |
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will you be my boyfriend? |
03/23/25 |
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"Tourists" are some of the most annoying fraudulent pieces of shit |
03/23/25 |
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Any meal you would pay $1000 for? |
03/23/25 |
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Teaching your AZNwife to make a Swastika out of Chopsticks |
03/23/25 |
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"Twitter" is complete shit hth |
03/23/25 |
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I can’t sleep with a woman because I don’t sleep |
03/23/25 |
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Trump watching old VHS tapes of Kenneth Clark's 'Civilisation' |
03/23/25 |
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the cancer is already growing deep inside your ass |
03/23/25 |
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Why are "Christians" such hypocrite fags? |
03/23/25 |
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did your school wheel out a TV for you to watch september 11th on? |
03/23/25 |
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This fraud shit needs to end..phones taken away fraud "internet" shuttered 4 wom |
03/23/25 |
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Wilbur this is an evil place |
03/23/25 |
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rate the "first Swedes" in official Swedish state TV "History Of Sweden" (video) |
03/23/25 |
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Want to hit fraud "Smokers" in their fraud faces with a tire iron or worse |
03/23/25 |
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So Discofries... cashing insurance checks is what you admire most? |
03/23/25 |
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All frauds running "homeless shelters" should be put to a tortured death |
03/23/25 |
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Want to hit homeless bumbs really hard with pipes |
03/23/25 |
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japanese people are insects |
03/23/25 |
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"Americans=wasteful fraudulent ungrateful pieces of shit! Die frauds! |
03/23/25 |
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Gamblers are terrible people |
03/23/25 |
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RATE my Valentine's Day dinner with my hot organic fiancee (TSINAH) |
03/23/25 |
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Most peoples pathetic "lives" should be ended on the spot |
03/23/25 |
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"Chrotiams"=the biggest fraud fags&hypocrites |
03/23/25 |
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Three college students burned alive in Cybertruck crash |
03/23/25 |
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Check out NYU's frontpage from earlier today |
03/23/25 |
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Women are 180 (WSJ) |
03/23/25 |
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"Women" shld be raised to be OBEDIENT to Men... |
03/23/25 |
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lol at how wikipedia denotes the "result" of the British-Zulu war |
03/23/25 |
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potroastpony tp needed a "boost." but it may have been his downfall. |
03/23/25 |
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trump's new immigration strategy is just "taking more pics of deportations" |
03/23/25 |
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Middle aged men sitting online complaining about live action Snow White |
03/23/25 |
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white boy summer confirmed w/ massive NCAA wrestling upset |
03/23/25 |
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NYT: “My Husband Has Dementia. Can I Put Him in a Home and Move to Europe?” |
03/23/25 |
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xo needs to arrange a wellness check on potroast pony tp |
03/23/25 |
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guy trapped in tuna oven: 'we're cooked, fam.' |
03/23/25 |
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Patriot Front leader Thomas Rousseau schools "PBD" on ethnic Americans |
03/23/25 |
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Watch recommendations $500 and under? |
03/23/25 |
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Don't ask STUPID questions about US airstrikes visit MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA instead |
03/23/25 |
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Canadians Know Americans. They Don’t Want to Be One. (NYT Opinion) |
03/23/25 |
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Marco Rubio SLAMS Woke CBS Host over "STUPID" Questions on the US Airstrikes on |
03/23/25 |
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FULL: President Trump makes 'special announcement' takes press questions |
03/23/25 |
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FULL INTERVIEW: Trump reveals Canada 'end game,' sounds off on 'rogue' judges |
03/23/25 |
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Has it settled in for "libs?" That Trump "Won"? |
03/23/25 |
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“I Trusted the Mahchine™” (Grizzly Man) |
03/23/25 |
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imagine the smell of this fertile bronze age cheerleader |
03/23/25 |
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It's called a Dance Party and you do it about 3 times a day. |
03/23/25 |
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Can 'Hunky' New Tesla Robot Solve a 'Good Man Shortage'? (WSJ) |
03/23/25 |
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Mainlining Offers a Proposition to Evan39 & Boom - Monarch |
03/23/25 |
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Why the Shipping Industry Isn’t Rushing Back to the Red Sea (NYT) |
03/23/25 |
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🚨 No Coupon for Old Men 🚨 (Aisle 12 at Closing Time) (Evan39....) |
03/23/25 |
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Nick Fuentes explains jet black Congo niggers |
03/23/25 |
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Rose is displeased. What to DOOO? |
03/23/25 |
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Evan39 & Sunday Night - Explored |
03/23/25 |
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rewatch the Bennigan's scene at the beginning of The Grifters 2-3x weekly |
03/23/25 |
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The Flay Lord of Seattle's Perkins Coie Office (Evan39) |
03/23/25 |
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The Last Summit of Disco Fries (TP): A Tale of Hubri$ and Effortlessne$$ |
03/23/25 |
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Evan39: "I am Evan39, $afeway Night Manager and VP-Elect of the Icarus One. |
03/23/25 |
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Trump Revokes Security Clearances for Biden, Harris, Clinton and More (NYT) |
03/23/25 |
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pics of Boasberg in full 'Klingon' makeup at 2011 Star Trek convention |
03/23/25 |
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Evan39 Cracks at the Safeway Inventory Reckoning |
03/23/25 |
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Evan39: “Tabitha dismissed my workplace complaint AGAIN. I will be contacting |
03/23/25 |
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Misadventures in Nunavut: The Grim Tale of Mainlining, Boom, Evan39, and Disco |
03/23/25 |
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The Final Re$ignation™: Evan39's Last Note on the Grind |
03/23/25 |
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Fwd: URGENT - Call Me - 11:58 PM (BTW, Happy T-Giving!!) (Sent from my iPhone) |
03/23/25 |
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"All Work and No $hredding: Evan39’s Last Shift" |
03/23/25 |
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VETO THE MOTION! ANTONY! VETO THE MOTION! |
03/23/25 |
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Gunnerattt, I recalled you and I working together in Paris. (Mainlining) |
03/23/25 |
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Can Anyone Think of a Way to Implement My Mahchine™ Into My Body? (Mainlining) |
03/23/25 |
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How dare you bring $eattle weather to my $hip! (Holy Trinity+gunneraTTTT) |
03/23/25 |
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Boom vs. Evan39 | The Mahchine™ Never Forgets | A Better Call Saul Parody |
03/23/25 |
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Today’s Of Counsel ‘To-Do’ list: 1) Pretend like I have ‘growth opportun |
03/23/25 |
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Barristan Selmy’s Grim Realizations |
03/23/25 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
03/23/25 |
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The One's "Beneath" The Grocery, Forever Waiting (Evan39) |
03/23/25 |
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Evan! Friend...CUM ITT - let's "talk" (Your friend/yourself, Mainlining) |
03/23/25 |
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guy on poppers bumping a thread no one read the other 36 times it was bumped tp |
03/23/25 |
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Edicts of Expulsion From All Over |
03/23/25 |
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can't sleep? try counting jewish expulsions |
03/23/25 |
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Randy no-call, no-shows again. "HIPAA" protects him. |
03/23/25 |
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weird how when jewish expulsions stopped Protestantism took off |
03/23/25 |
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The Talented Mr. Mainlining™: A Holy Trinity Unravels |
03/23/25 |
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The Burden of Ambition: Disco Fries and the Ascent of Teewinot |
03/23/25 |
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The kid wouldn’t leave the grocery stor. Said his parents were “waiting for |
03/23/25 |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
03/23/25 |
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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says. |
03/23/25 |
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Kelly’s emotional support peacock caused a scene in aisle 5. |
03/23/25 |
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A man slept on the steps of a burned-out church. I wished I could trade places. |
03/23/25 |
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The streetlighTTT flickered out as I walked by. I didn't stop. |
03/23/25 |
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Meet Joe Black (1998) - Bill's Birthday Speech Scene |
03/23/25 |
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Darnell's dodge game is strong. Garnishment, not so much. |
03/23/25 |
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Tabitha left on FMLA again. I finished her shift. |
03/23/25 |
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I own the Mahchine And you call me insane. You are privy to a Great Becumming... |
03/23/25 |
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The Ranch A frontier of excess I tried to picture BBW herds as they roamed the h |
03/23/25 |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
03/23/25 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
03/23/25 |
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Malik takes every religious holiday off. I haven’t had a day off in weeks. |
03/23/25 |
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“Evan39's creating a hostile work environment - please help me, HR!!” |
03/23/25 |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
03/23/25 |
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Carl’s "religious" accommodations mean I do all the work. |
03/23/25 |
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Rain hit my face. I nodded. The Mahchine whi$pered: "Thi$ i$ fine." |
03/23/25 |
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The grocery store radio played “Don’t Stop Believin’.” I stopped. |
03/23/25 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
03/23/25 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
03/23/25 |
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Seattle: Mandatory ORCA cards, but Jerry’s still driving me insane. |
03/23/25 |
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Trina’s “sick days” look a lot like beach vacations. Odd case. |
03/23/25 |
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Tommy’s “medical marijuana” means I do all the work. |
03/23/25 |
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Someone spilled oat milk in the freezer aisle. I just stared. |
03/23/25 |
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A guy punched me outside the store. I apologized. |
03/23/25 |
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The security guard was gone. I had to handle it, |
03/23/25 |
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Jeff’s on “military leave” again. Or Cancun, hard to tell. |
03/23/25 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
03/23/25 |
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The Ranch A decadent expanse I tried to imagine the BBWs navigating the holograp |
03/23/25 |
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Every Shift is a Sentence, Every Customer a Warden |
03/23/25 |
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A customer paid with a sack of potatoes. (Evan39) |
03/23/25 |
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Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose :) :) :) |
03/23/25 |
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SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR |
03/23/25 |
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A stroller sat abandoned on the sidewalk. No one asked why. (Evan39) |
03/23/25 |
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Two employees fought in aisle 9. I got punched breaking it up. |
03/23/25 |
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Once you free your mind About a concept of harmony and music being correct |
03/23/25 |
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Mainlining here - never slept Fri night - cocaine wow |
03/23/25 |
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Caught my reflection in a puddle. Kept walking. |
03/23/25 |
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"Corporate" said no more single-stall bathrooms. I wept. (Evan39) |
03/23/25 |
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Cascadia Megaquake- Exploring "Big One" that will DESTROY the SeaTTTle |
03/23/25 |
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A baby cried in the dumpster. No one climbed in. (Evan39) |
03/23/25 |
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A crow stole my lunch. I let it. |
03/23/25 |
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Mandy’s “allergies” mean I clean up her messes. |
03/23/25 |
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Seattle’s TNC Deactivation Law: Polka Drivers Thrive, Sanity Dies! |
03/23/25 |
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mass-bumping hundreds of shitposts should be banned |
03/23/25 |
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“The lactation room is legally my napping space now.” |
03/23/25 |
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PUT THE FUKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HO$E |
03/23/25 |
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Wesley Johnson’s in the zone (The perfect fusion of Pep and Tilapia) |
03/23/25 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
03/23/25 |
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Class of 2017 Orientation at Concordia Law School |
03/23/25 |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
03/23/25 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
03/23/25 |
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You can’t win in a rigged fraud |
03/23/25 |
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