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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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I thought Dan Bongino was an MMA fighter |
02/25/25 |
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Your honor, his search history includes the phrase "best evening sandwiches" |
02/25/25 |
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This is the future Elon wants for your workweek: (VIDEO): |
02/25/25 |
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holy fuck xo sucks now |
02/25/25 |
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"EXCUSE ME I'VE GOT BONVOY GOLD ELITE STATUS," bellowed the powergoy |
02/25/25 |
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"Dan Bongino" - who is this deranged idiot? |
02/25/25 |
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Trump: Let me make this clear. Listen closely. I’m against Ukraine. |
02/25/25 |
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US Space Force reveals 1st look at secretive X-37B space plane in orbit (photo) |
02/25/25 |
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Anna Paulina Luna (D-Spearmint Rhino) announces JFK investigation task force |
02/25/25 |
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Trump shutters "Very bad, Very Antisemitic" CFPB for hurting (((Lenders))) |
02/25/25 |
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Anecdotally, you hear a lot of stories about lawyers burning out and going crazy |
02/25/25 |
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There's not enough cum. (bloodacre in a jacuzzi bath with ALL cum, no water) |
02/25/25 |
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Dan Crenshaw threatens to kill Tucker (video) |
02/25/25 |
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"Wow, a YETI COOLER!" marvelled the POWERGOY. "Worth it at any price!" |
02/25/25 |
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Ukraine to get weapons from US manufacturers til 2026 - link |
02/25/25 |
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"Nice try, Hymie, but give me the EXTENDED warranty," the POWERGOY snarled |
02/25/25 |
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So Kathleen Kennedy single handedly destroyed Star Wars? |
02/25/25 |
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"Yeah, but the warranty gives me PEACE OF MIND," roared the POWERGOY |
02/25/25 |
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Boom do you appreciate when airlines put dead bodies next to you |
02/25/25 |
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Elon REFUSES to endorse VIVEK! |
02/25/25 |
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What did Trump mean when he said he’d bring down prices “day one”? |
02/25/25 |
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Picnic basket thefts surging at Yellowstone after Trump's layoffs (Newsweek) |
02/25/25 |
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Trump bends the knee to Josh Shapiro, releases $2.1B in funds after PA sues |
02/25/25 |
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“I’m glad my realtor has my back,” the POWERGOY thought |
02/25/25 |
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Billions for Israel & Not a Penny to keep Slavs from Raping Europeans (PowerGoy) |
02/25/25 |
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XO DM Now Has Paywall Bullshit. Sad Day. |
02/25/25 |
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"Hepatitis J?! What the fuck?!" -- Peterman to ER nurse. |
02/25/25 |
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*FIRES A MACHINE GUN INTO A HERD OF NIGGERS* |
02/25/25 |
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dreamed i machine gunned niggers trying to rob gas station |
02/25/25 |
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not nearly enough machine guns being fired into herds of niggers |
02/25/25 |
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*fires machine gun into a herd of niggers* |
02/25/25 |
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russian prisoners in Ukraine facing mass murder and torture (link) |
02/25/25 |
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Number go down |
02/25/25 |
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“No I don’t go up there!” cried tsinah’s bottle of mr bubble |
02/25/25 |
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"Buy the Dip!" (evan39 desperately trying to hit his upsell quota at checkout) |
02/25/25 |
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Vivek may end up facing tOSU Coach Jim Tressel in GOP Primary |
02/25/25 |
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"This is my penis," said Doobs, finally breaking the silence. |
02/25/25 |
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Proles are under constant pressure to "have kids" |
02/25/25 |
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Pam Bondi isn't competent enough to take down the Deep State |
02/25/25 |
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Whatever happened to the “Epstein list” Trump was going to release? |
02/25/25 |
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"MAGA loves space," yet here we are. |
02/25/25 |
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*niggers being gay and 60 iq* |
02/25/25 |
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PATEL?? Ravidam "Kash" PATEL??!? |
02/25/25 |
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"No mom! My start-up!" askav shrieked lispily as she took down his blanket fort |
02/25/25 |
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Trump to PA POTUS Shapiro: ". . .and your balls, too, Daddy?" |
02/25/25 |
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Israel votes with US and Russia against Ukraine at the UN: |
02/25/25 |
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Flowers for Algernon except its about Peterman being rich for a week |
02/25/25 |
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"Yeah Becky, he's not just FBI director but also ATF director now!" |
02/25/25 |
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Disappointed Youngstown steelworkers, trying to scoop curry w/naan at election p |
02/25/25 |
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“I’m MASE. I do weird gay sex stuff with my butt.” |
02/25/25 |
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Disappointed Youngstown steelworkers,trying to eat curry w/hands at Vivek electi |
02/25/25 |
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Trump to rename Yellowstone National Park to "Jellystone National Park" |
02/25/25 |
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Kerrygold Irish butter is 180 |
02/25/25 |
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Waking up at 4:30-5:00 is the only “life hack” there is |
02/25/25 |
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NIGGERS ARE 120 |
02/25/25 |
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COINS COINS COINS |
02/25/25 |
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"They call me Kash but you may pay in gift cards saar" (call center head bobbles |
02/25/25 |
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Oh no my delicious coins???? |
02/25/25 |
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TDNW how will Trump end the war in one day? |
02/25/25 |
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Just a Reminder: Your Discovery Responses are late. |
02/25/25 |
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The trolley problem, but the specific fat man is disco fries tp |
02/25/25 |
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Tracking lsd’s prediction that Clinton Obama and Biden will be arrested |
02/25/25 |
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Buh bye "coins" slice your throats |
02/25/25 |
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"Trust me, just let me fart into the bag" Peterman at Red Cross blood drive |
02/25/25 |
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What’s up with the coins? |
02/25/25 |
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My unfiltered PCA data shows Zero out-of-Africa DNA |
02/25/25 |
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Walmart partnering with Litecoin |
02/25/25 |
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My partner and I decided our wedding would be child-free and dry (3rd marriage) |
02/25/25 |
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The "tipping" culture of "america" is beyond fucking annoying |
02/25/25 |
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Noooo my empire of coinsss |
02/25/25 |
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luka luka luka |
02/25/25 |
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"Luka, which is Latvian for 'Doug McDermott', & Doncic which means, 'but slower' |
02/25/25 |
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Engineers. Bankers. Lawyers. Men who watch men have sex with their wives. |
02/25/25 |
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Japan government: we need more plane crashes! |
02/25/25 |
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Coon Fart Capital Partners |
02/25/25 |
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Sullcrom partner following fued between shitlaw associate and unemployed IT guy |
02/25/25 |
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UMass Genetic Lab Creates "Sprinting Turtle." |
02/25/25 |
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Are libs forgetting their old "move fast and break things" mantra? |
02/25/25 |
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VA EMPLOYEE HERE FIRED YESTERDAY IN 2nd wave at 4:55Pm |
02/25/25 |
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fulano and dupa are my favorite xo poasters |
02/25/25 |
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Elon has graced federal workers who ignored him with a second chance |
02/25/25 |
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gary oldman is 180 AF |
02/25/25 |
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"Oh for sure, Ari. I LOVE biryani! You got me!" -- TBF, eating biryani. |
02/25/25 |
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Why are libs do dishonest? |
02/25/25 |
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Cigarette culture best divider between old/young millennials |
02/25/25 |
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Who would bang this deaf chick? |
02/25/25 |
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An Uber blasting Bhangra music gets closer to OH Governor's Mansion |
02/25/25 |
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$Trump rug pull is fucking hilarious |
02/25/25 |
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Investors Profit on Updated 'Costanza Method'- The TSINAH Method (CNBC) |
02/25/25 |
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Sickly UES Jew are you buying equities now after staying cash under Biden? |
02/25/25 |
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Vivek calling Akron grandma pretending to be IRS,will repo house unless she vote |
02/25/25 |
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Should I cop a MOONSWATCH online for $300? |
02/25/25 |
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Vivek making cat tikka masala in appeal to Haitian voters in Springfield Ohio |
02/25/25 |
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TDNW, why do your butt buddies in Israel side with Russia against Ukraine? |
02/25/25 |
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"I have a masters degree," she announced. The brunch burst into applause |
02/25/25 |
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nutella: just do generic corporate job for 150-200K |
02/25/25 |
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Guitarmos, how does Kirk get this tone on the melody @ 5:05 in Unforgiven? |
02/25/25 |
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Its musk was fecal in origin |
02/25/25 |
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The 8-Bit Legacy bris discuss the State of Gaming. Ruinous for Xbox |
02/25/25 |
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Cons you have a MAGAriffic opportunity to buy “Trump Coin” on sale! |
02/25/25 |
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Has Delta confirmed who the pilot was in Toronto wreckage? |
02/25/25 |
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Vivek releases new ad campaign: "Please do the needful and vote for me, saar!" |
02/25/25 |
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Trump lays out plan to IMMEDIATELY bring down egg prices |
02/25/25 |
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TSINAH, RSF, Dupa, DrakeMallard giving Sydney Sweeney small tit humiliation |
02/25/25 |
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Endeavor Pilot who landed plane confirmed to be a newbie female |
02/25/25 |
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Hypo: $10M, but yr 1st-born goes to college at Jackson State U English |
02/25/25 |
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The State of Millennials |
02/25/25 |
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Sale on BTC |
02/25/25 |
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Trump: Im releasing JFK +Epstein files. Bibi: Lol, no youre not (link) |
02/25/25 |
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Why don’t millennials coalesce and make dead cities suck less |
02/25/25 |
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Neighbor just gave me access to Glenn Frey's vault. Reels of unreleased Eagles |
02/25/25 |
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gunner how many black suits do you own? |
02/25/25 |
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How many of you Trumptards bought Melania Coin |
02/25/25 |
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Vivek getting blown out in the primary is going to be hilarious. |
02/25/25 |
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TURD Destroys German "Democracy" |
02/25/25 |
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Sydney Sweeney calls of wedding, goes out partying with Paris Hilton |
02/25/25 |
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the "Cadillac" of male butt plugs is called Earl (no homo) |
02/25/25 |
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"Less KFC, More Chicken Tikka Masala" |
02/25/25 |
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Having kids young is like compound interest. |
02/25/25 |
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Need Tommy and nyuug to provide commentary on this important video |
02/25/25 |
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MPA have you seen Late Night with the Devil? |
02/25/25 |
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"So without you, investors would see profits," Grimes asks Elon, wide-eyed |
02/25/25 |
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MASE: “no, it goes up my butt” |
02/25/25 |
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WMTPs yellow balloon knot pulsating like the Three Gorges Dam |
02/25/25 |
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I wanna ride BOM's creaky wheelchair all the way to the promised land |
02/25/25 |
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So Solana down 50% since Trump's inauguration? |
02/25/25 |
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I figured out a privacy attack against monero |
02/25/25 |
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Sad to report that Los Angeles is still, in fact, 180 |
02/25/25 |
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SOL 139 |
02/25/25 |
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Dooberstein, Dooberstein, I'm begging of you please don't take my man. |
02/25/25 |
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The kosher chicken roaster at Costco’s is cheaper than a double quarter pdr |
02/25/25 |
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TT: sell your fucking bitcoin ETF so it can go back up for us |
02/25/25 |
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You never realize how weird xo is until forced tranny handjobs comes up |
02/25/25 |
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I choose to live my life as a Gay Nomadic Indian Man now |
02/25/25 |
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Whok, are ppl afraid of you in Australia? |
02/25/25 |
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Trump REFUSES to endorse Turd Traitor VIVEK! #MAGA #GBTI |
02/25/25 |
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This place is finished because some libs are mad about Trump |
02/25/25 |
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cryptocoins crashing, Tesla sales down 50% in Europe, what a great day to be TBF |
02/25/25 |
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*draws diaper on whiteboard* “Lot of support for BTC at 48000” |
02/25/25 |
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exeunt “I’ve sold shitcoins to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, a |
02/25/25 |
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"SO RONG SUCKAS!!" cackles exeunt as his private jet takes off |
02/25/25 |
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*your son eating cat food* "Dad, why can't we be nocoiners?" |
02/25/25 |
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Vince Neil now killing people with airplanes |
02/25/25 |
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good morning |
02/25/25 |
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good morning |
02/25/25 |
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Huge Trumpmo here but Musk is starting to piss me off |
02/25/25 |
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SERVE WITH JOY, NOT WITH OY! |
02/25/25 |
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Chinese Mom stopping car on Highway to beat Son with Stick |
02/25/25 |
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working out of a gay luxury hotel in west hollywood tp |
02/25/25 |
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🚨bitcoin crash! |
02/25/25 |
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