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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Scott Adams to have his head placed in a Futurama-style jar post-death (link) |
11/05/25 |
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Looking like a blue wave tomorrow |
11/05/25 |
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Don't Mess With The Zohran |
11/05/25 |
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Fuck this shit I’m not staying up any later to watch kikeball |
11/05/25 |
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Zartan > Zohran |
11/05/25 |
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Catholics are fucked |
11/05/25 |
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What's the best Israeli dish? |
11/05/25 |
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"ey, jaime, pull up that video of the doyers mang" |
11/05/25 |
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Peter Thiel predicted NYC's election results 5 years ago (link) |
11/05/25 |
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a 106 IQ jew on the internet attempting to "blackpill" you with incoherent rambl |
11/05/25 |
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brown people love these Manic Pixie Brown Girls like AOC, 'Mamdani's' wife |
11/05/25 |
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keeping open box of DUDE Wipes™ on desk: prole or not prole? |
11/05/25 |
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Is mamdanis wife an art hoe |
11/05/25 |
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California Raisins dancing around your bed as you hallucinate from chemotherapy |
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Breaking: NYUUG may finally be able to have sex |
11/05/25 |
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Prediction: cucumbers will beat MASE in MPM again |
11/05/25 |
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Millennial SCOTUS judge quitting after 2 years to go in-house |
11/05/25 |
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This is why Mamdani won (link) |
11/05/25 |
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Zohran got elected on the same day Cheney died. L'chaim! |
11/05/25 |
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POP QUIZ: can you name all 10 countries with 4 letters in their names? |
11/05/25 |
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Stock market UP on first trading tad following Mamdani win |
11/05/25 |
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it's zohran time |
11/05/25 |
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“Good thing I’m an INJURY lawyer” (SP to SP jr, crumpled up in corner of r |
11/05/25 |
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Saw 2 surfer guys w real men 💝 Jesus decal, thought of mousemo and BEAVER |
11/05/25 |
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blackpillers do a lot of the same things as know it all geeks |
11/05/25 |
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BEAVER tp and I were on the "BFF" cam at recent Olivia Rodrigo show (link): |
11/05/25 |
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cuttingtable tp is Olivia Rodrigo’s lifelong unrequited crush (her🐶told me) |
11/05/25 |
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POP QUIZ: without googling, what is the only country named after a woman? |
11/05/25 |
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Olivia Rodrigo, 1 min at office, correctly pointing at secretary you J/O to |
11/05/25 |
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Golden retriever, mouse, BEAVER caught on Olivia Rodrigo’s *lick cam* (SFW!) |
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In the 80s we all were FLOORED by raisins singing "Heard it Through Grape Vine" |
11/05/25 |
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Met extremely racist, fag-hating chick on Hinge. Im running out of |
11/05/25 |
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My wife? She's Aslanian. |
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M. Night and Mel quietly working on Signs 2 script (link) |
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SCOTUS oral argument on Trump tariffs starts at 10:00 am |
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Listening to new Tame Impala during an island rain is a peak experience IMO |
11/05/25 |
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Did Billy Ray Cyrus ever get a decent haircut? |
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90% of gen z women voted for Mamdani (link) |
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Curtis Sliwa: “Hey, is that offer still on the table?” |
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I’m really fucking sick of all this bloviating about “A.I.” |
11/05/25 |
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Why are there misspellings in 90% of memes. Is it intentional? |
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RSF shoots down Russian plane - video |
11/05/25 |
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Look at what they did to the Home Alone house (link) |
11/05/25 |
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dammit why won’t libs just agree to gut the ACA already? |
11/05/25 |
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Neocon wife baked a yellow cake in honor of VP Cheney |
11/05/25 |
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NYC Fire Comms’r resigns in protest of Mamdani’s anti-putting out fires poli |
11/05/25 |
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I took a red pill in Ibiza, to show consuela I was cool |
11/05/25 |
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Trump to deny Cheney a state funeral |
11/05/25 |
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"And about your known associate..." (flips page) "...Horse Cum Blast" |
11/05/25 |
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Remember the "metaverse?" Lmao |
11/05/25 |
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"He said he didn't like diapers," *flips page* "and you said: 'hehe'" |
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Shocking that NJ and NY elected democrat governors. |
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Exhausted wageslaves shopping at big box stores, watching rigged sports |
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is autoadmit AFRAID of zohran? |
11/05/25 |
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Rate this woman’s “Beaver” after 58 days on the survival show Alone |
11/05/25 |
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I'm going to fart in an elevator |
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What is RSF’s psychological illness? Narcissism? |
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Mamdani to rename Central Park as "Lizard Park" |
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Rach releases AI developed in-house by Autoadmit- “Poerkan” |
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And I think to myself, what a rich inner world |
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Nobody wanted anti-white gay race communism |
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Rate this Hapa who has a show on GB News about restoring British heritage |
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Women are so fake |
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We're staring down the barrel of DNC = foreigners supporting gay race communism |
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I’m so mad about California’s redistricting |
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Was planning to be in NYC next March but I'm OK |
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what does it matter to ME if mamdani is the mayor |
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Female volleyball coach spanked her players bare bottoms after errors (NYPost) |
11/05/25 |
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Birdshits ain't handling Mamdani win well |
11/05/25 |
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Rowling spanking Emma over her knee for being VERY naughty and defiant |
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Mamdani musing that "Pol Pot's ideas were not all bad" on hot mic |
11/05/25 |
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That ain't workin', that's the way you do it. You get the food stamps on the EBT |
11/05/25 |
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Teen tries to run after phone repair (video) |
11/05/25 |
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i've got my top men looking into mamdani's "victory" |
11/05/25 |
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if I'd been "blackpilled" I would never have done or accomplished anything |
11/05/25 |
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Certified Anus Fucker |
11/05/25 |
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really simple |
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Did Mamdani also run a campaign of JOY or is he not welcome among the most Joyou |
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canine luis refusing to enter the no-chill shelter |
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*adolf’s daughters eating crumbs off the floor and begging 4 for food while he |
11/05/25 |
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"Dark Elf" Consuela -- Xoxo's biggest gap between self-assessed and actual IQ? |
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*underhand tosses u a crumpled up hermes tie* |
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*trucker throws crumpled USB with .003 ETH on it at beady eyed Peterman's feet* |
11/05/25 |
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peterman's life has a fucking great soundtrack |
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*Julia's hungry baby throwing crumpled $20 bills at her feet* |
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Landslide plays as Peterman tearfully waves goodbye to his last trick of the mor |
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is this 600 year old stripper accepting cumshots on her face this afternoon? |
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Tawnee Stone is same age as Amy Coney Barrett |
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Jeopardy! theme plays as Doobs dials your mom’s house |
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only immature homosexuals play video games |
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"Let's Give Em Something to Talk About" plays as peterman leads trucker into bat |
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*Sesame street theme plays as Doobs jumps around in crotchless muppet costume* |
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Mamdani done here |
11/05/25 |
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back in IST airport. holy fuck, the browns. |
11/05/25 |
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Life is a Highway plays as Peterman smacks lips in Flying J bathroom mirror |
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Adagio for Strings plays as Peterman douses his asshole w/truckstop toilet water |
11/05/25 |
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I’ve. Been. Fucking. HAD. |
11/05/25 |
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Mamdani ordering a ditch dug from Gracie Mansion to the East River for 'Bathing' |
11/05/25 |
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*Kylie Minogue - Love at First Sight plays as Peterman struts towards 18 wheeler |
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Elephants hauling Ram Mandir float to Gracie Mansion |
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"Brett never leave me alone with Kagan again-promise?" (Barrett, J- seducing) |
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getting your first azn gf is a cultural revolution |
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"Democracy" |
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"There's a lot to unpack here" (doc peering into Peterman's shitpipe) |
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I want to eat fun size Snickers out of JCM's buttcrack |
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Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses" plays as Peterman, mouth full of erect cock, looks |
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Amy Barrett's '89 HS yearbook peppered w/ references to 'boofing' (buzzfeed |
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"Trans-Europe Express" by Kraftwerk plays as Peterman sticks his cock in tailpip |
11/05/25 |
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"Bust Dat Pussy Open" plays as peterman pees out his ass on a pregnancy test |
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"OMG Brett, I am SO drunk!" (Barrett, J. consenting) |
11/05/25 |
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"Rhapsody in Blue" plays as Peterman in flight attendant uniform walks into truc |
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My Sharona plays as Peterman drags prolapsed anus across Stadio Olimpico pitch |
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"Brett, is this skirt too slutty?" (Barrett, J. for the majority) |
11/05/25 |
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Bowie's "Fantastic Voyage" plays as Peterman and a trucker roll out of Flying J |
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is 'semiotics' a legit field, or is it some focault/derrida esque bullshit? |
11/05/25 |
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MPA in horn-rimmed glasses as jr high sub teacher lecturing on Derrida |
11/05/25 |
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Can someone explain Derrida and Lacan in 2-3 sentences |
11/05/25 |
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*Peterman requests inflatable ring from waitress at Flying J* "Tough shift hun?" |
11/05/25 |
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*"Item Get" jingle from Zelda plays as peterman holds up positive STD test* |
11/05/25 |
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Sanford and Sons theme plays as Peterman wakes up in studio, heads to truck stop |
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Surface Transport Relief Area Pleasure Back Passage Kaiju (Japanese Peterman |
11/05/25 |
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Turn the Page plays as Peterman walks away from xo down I-95 toward the Ole J |
11/05/25 |
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'Landslide' plays as Peterman evacuates pint of santorum in Flying J shower |
11/05/25 |
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Barrett voting 5 drinks to 4 that Brett should drive her home |
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“Haha at least we pwned Israel!” lisped the xo faggot as Mamdani executed hi |
11/05/25 |
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My boys are obsessed with fishing, being outside 24/7, MIL buys them tablets |
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Hey Jews, maybe there is no God and you're just schizo |
11/05/25 |
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Mandami Victory Speech Ended With Bollywood Hit Song, Not Flame (VID) |
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Reptiles: how does coffee with your tears and LIB CUM taste ? |
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The Rolex thing backfired, dutchess now wants to get her ring appraised |
11/05/25 |
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Hate it when movies use Gimme Shelter (SAD) |
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imagine scorsese's Schindler's List. Gimme Shelter plays in ghetto liquidization |
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New Scorsese movie: gimme shelter plays as camera sweeps over 13th cent monaster |
11/05/25 |
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"gang of four" azn polycule |
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Tom Brady has a pitbull clone as pet - link |
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Metallica's "Motobreath" plays as Peterman prowls the truck stop lot |
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the jeffersons theme plays as peterman sets up glory hole at the cracker barrel |
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penis fucker asshole faggot buttcrack lesbian pussy pubes |
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Theme from Rocky plays as Peterman approaches the truckstop gloryhole |
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David Bowie's "Heroes" plays as Peterman walks into the doctor's office to get h |
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*Downtown by Petula Clark plays as Peterman pulls into 34th Street Mobil Station |
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Mamdani announces plan to tear down st patrick's cathedral and build a mosque |
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Trump's doing a lot of stuff XO hoped he would before |
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David Bowie "Rock and Roll With Me" plays as Peterman gets gangbanged in the sho |
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Modest Mouse - Trucker's Atlas plays as peterman plans work schedule for month |
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Dude cops a feel on the president of Mexico - link |
11/05/25 |
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Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" plays as Peterman makes out with trucker at Fly |
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Kinks' "Shangri-La" plays as Peterman curls up to sleep in shower stall at Flyin |
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After eating several bananas, I find I have satisfying bowel movements |
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Women under 30 voted 84% for Zohran |
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